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Ive taken a sudden disliking to.....

edited February 2022 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
The biting of medals

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  • The biting of medals
  • The organisers should make them out of chocolate next time

    Watch the Athletes shit themselves as they think they've eaten a bit of their medal
  • edited February 2022
    And the chocolate should be Exlax. Then they'll shit themselves.
  • Hal1x said:
    The biting of pillows

  • iaitch said:
    The kissing of trophies in another one that annoys.
    Depends on the trophy...


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  • Footballers kissing the badge on their shirts, then looking for a way to transfer to another club
  • That gimp dancing about in the BP pulse advert. 
  • The organisers should make them out of chocolate next time

    Watch the Athletes shit themselves as they think they've eaten a bit of their medal
    Leave me out of it please mate.
  • ross1 said:
    Footballers kissing the badge on their shirts, then looking for a way to transfer to another club
    Nah it's worse when it's a player who has come from abroad to play for someone like Sheffield Wednesday, then they score on their debut and start snogging the owl.
  • Netflix.

    It seems they have run out of ideas and are literally just trying anything and seeing what works. 
  • edited February 2022
    People (usually middle aged) dad-dancing around a kitchen because someone has ordered a lamp or cushion from Wayfair or some other such online purveyor of household comestibles.Major said:
    Hal1x said:
    People (usually middle aged) dad-dancing around a kitchen because someone has ordered a lamp or cushion from Wayfair or some other such online purveyor of household comestibles.
    You appear to have intimate knowledge of said behaviour. 
    I am just an observer of such behaviour and have never danced around any kitchen following the successful purchase of a scatter cushion. 
  • Hal1x said:
    People (usually middle aged) dad-dancing around a kitchen because someone has ordered a lamp or cushion from Wayfair or some other such online purveyor of household comestibles.
    You appear to have intimate knowledge of said behaviour.  B)
  • edited February 2022
    Footballers taking ages to precisely place the ball as close to the very, very, furthest edge of the arc to take absolute maximum advantage of the opportunity offered from a corner ...........before just booting the ball in the general area of the goal where it goes precisely onto the opposition centre half's head, or straight behind, or out for a throw.
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