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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MrOneLung said:
    That mrlargo is happy
    yeah agreed,

    fucking BOOOOOOOOOO 
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Well I’ve never met you @MrLargo but I am absolutely delighted for you!! Enjoy every moment. 

    You should write a book you know. You have a fabulous way of writing. 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Why is everyone I have to deal with a useless wanker?
    Employment agency, umbrella company, client 6 weeks into the job and still no signed contract because all the above are shit at their basic jobs.

    And the garage I had the Mot retest booked at 'forgot' to order the one little part that caused it to fail last week so I've had to hang about for half of Saturday before the thing is delivered and they mend it.

    The next incompetent that impacts my existence is getting both barrels.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,692
    edited January 2022
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    edited January 2022
    IdleHans said:
    Why is everyone I have to deal with a useless wanker?
    Employment agency, umbrella company, client 6 weeks into the job and still no signed contract because all the above are shit at their basic jobs.

    And the garage I had the Mot retest booked at 'forgot' to order the one little part that caused it to fail last week so I've had to hang about for half of Saturday before the thing is delivered and they mend it.

    The next incompetent that impacts my existence is getting both barrels.
    I feel your pain.
    As ooh aah once said, everyone is a cnut until proved otherwise  :D
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Camera positions for live tv football. Currently watching the Bolton V Sunderland match and any action on the near side of the pitch means I can’t see what’s going on elsewhere. 
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,692
    Bolton v Sunderland?! Ffs man get out!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Companies that have a report an issue online section but only let you report really specific issues. If it doesn't fall into those horribly narrow options they say call up. So you call only to get the same horribly narrow set of options from a recorded voice on the phone.

    Looking at you thames water. It's like you don't want to know that we've just moved into a house and the previous occupant had disconnected the water meter.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    cantersaddick said:
    Companies that have a report an issue online section but only let you report really specific issues. If it doesn't fall into those horribly narrow options they say call up. So you call only to get the same horribly narrow set of options from a recorded voice on the phone.

    Looking at you thames water. It's like you don't want to know that we've just moved into a house and the previous occupant had disconnected the water meter.
    Obviously the previous occupant was a Spanner. ;)
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    While sitting in a major jam on the M1 yesterday I became stuck behind a crappy old Skoda with appalling emissions, (other makes available), so I took the chance to let a few motors change lane, eyeing a new Aston Martin to sit behind, when in pounced an even worse old Land Rover, sod it.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    @MrLargo quality mate, chuffed for you.


    Still need pics.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited January 2022
    IdleHans said:
    Why is everyone I have to deal with a useless wanker?
    Employment agency, umbrella company, client 6 weeks into the job and still no signed contract because all the above are shit at their basic jobs.

    And the garage I had the Mot retest booked at 'forgot' to order the one little part that caused it to fail last week so I've had to hang about for half of Saturday before the thing is delivered and they mend it.

    The next incompetent that impacts my existence is getting both barrels.

    When I read the first line of this, I immediately thought it was the Brazilian bird posting on Santos Life about @MrLargo.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Curb_It said:
    Well I’ve never met you @MrLargo but I am absolutely delighted for you!! Enjoy every moment. 

    You should write a book you know. You have a fabulous way of writing. 
    @Curb_It Almost certainly too lazy to write a book, but if I ever get around to it, I'll give you a namecheck in the dedications bit at the front.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    ValleyGary said:
    @MrLargo quality mate, chuffed for you.


    Still need pics.
    Thanks mate. Not forgotten. Back on Sunday lunchtime, I'll put some pics up as soon as I've got through my first crywank.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    MrLargo said:
    ValleyGary said:
    @MrLargo quality mate, chuffed for you.


    Still need pics.
    Thanks mate. Not forgotten. Back on Sunday lunchtime, I'll put some pics up as soon as I've got through my first crywank.
    Pics due sometime in November then 
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,123
    Parkrunners that have finished already jogging back around the course
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,593
    That yodeling fecking pizza advert 😡
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    edited February 2022
    Just saw this advertised - reflecting the hotbed for talent that is South London.

    I didn't know Declan Rice was from South London, so looked it up...Kingston upon Thames...FFS when did that happen????


  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    SporadicAddick said:
    Just saw this advertised - reflecting the hotbed for talent that is South London.

    I didn't know Declan Rice was from South London, so looked it up...Kingston upon Thames...FFS when did that happen????


    14th January 1999 going by Wiki... He did start out a Chelsea so makes sense
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,104
    Bikers who do this. Just to save parking bills at the airport.

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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    ForeverAddickted said:
    SporadicAddick said:
    Just saw this advertised - reflecting the hotbed for talent that is South London.

    I didn't know Declan Rice was from South London, so looked it up...Kingston upon Thames...FFS when did that happen????


    14th January 1999 going by Wiki... He did start out a Chelsea so makes sense
    :D OK badly worded, but when did Kingston Upon Thames become South London...?
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    edited February 2022
    SporadicAddick said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    SporadicAddick said:
    Just saw this advertised - reflecting the hotbed for talent that is South London.

    I didn't know Declan Rice was from South London, so looked it up...Kingston upon Thames...FFS when did that happen????


    14th January 1999 going by Wiki... He did start out a Chelsea so makes sense
    :D OK badly worded, but when did Kingston Upon Thames become South London...?
    Let’s hope it was after 1855.
    When Charlton became part of London.

    Phew it was 1965.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    The new word game thread where four letter words keep being reduced to three letter words - makes it too easy
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    edited February 2022
    A bloke on the train moving from the table he was on all the way up a pretty empty carriage to the table on the other side of the aisle to mine so he can have a meeting over Zoom.

    Presumably didn't want to disturb the people on his table, but happy to disturb me with his inane Apprentice style management speak bullshit on his call.

    So tempted to go and sit right next to him, stare at the meeting on the screen and see what happens.

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    Taken his shoes off and put his feet up on the seat too.  Arrogant bellend.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    North Lower Neil said:
    Taken his shoes off and put his feet up on the seat too.  Arrogant bellend.
    tell him (loudly) to stop being a tramp and get his sweaty feet off the seat
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    cafcdave123 said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    Taken his shoes off and put his feet up on the seat too.  Arrogant bellend.
    tell him (loudly) to stop being a tramp and get his sweaty feet off the seat
    He's put them back down now, as the train guard came past.  So he knows he was being grim.

    If he wasn't with the other table I'd have moved his shoes, again just to see what happened.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Throw his shoes out the window.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    Leave his shoes throw him out the window.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Macronate said:
    Throw his shoes out the window.
    Especially if he has put them back on! 😉
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