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Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom
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Fuck sake, where's the craft gone in thread title writing...
That's gotta read "Bum squad called..."2 -
Many years ago while working in a Truck repair workshop, a fitter (who also happened to enjoy bullying apprentices) was climbing backward from a Truck cab (the cab being tilted at the time ) slipped/fell onto a trolley jack handle. Not the type with a "Tee" type handle, No the type which is just a tube, about an 2"
diameter.
It scored a "direct hit" up his jacksy...He discomfort was plain for all too see.
He had to place a cloth roller towel on his split rectum and no one was available for him to drive to the Brook Hospital.
About 10 -15 stitches saw it right, he was off work for about a month.0 -
This is mortifying… <ahem>4
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He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?”
”But, but, but…..”2 -
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I believe the guy, accidents can happen 😬0
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Known locally as bazooka Joe.theeenorth said:0 -
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....thai malaysia addick said:He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?”
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Never heard of munitions before but I’ve heard and seen radiographs of quite a few unfortunate slips and falls.0
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Don't stop there!!!! Maybe you can be Lima a slips and falls advent calendar and give a different story everyday up to ChristmasShootersHillGuru said:Never heard of munitions before but I’ve heard and seen radiographs of quite a few unfortunate slips and falls.1 -
Anal review?WHAddick said:
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....thai malaysia addick said:He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?”
”But, but, but…..”0 -
That’s the joke…..EugenesAxe said:
Anal review?WHAddick said:
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....thai malaysia addick said:He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?”
”But, but, but…..”3 -
Boom boom 💥😉MrOneLung said:
That’s the joke…..EugenesAxe said:
Anal review?WHAddick said:
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....thai malaysia addick said:He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?”
”But, but, but…..”1 -
Panic over. It has now been removed and is on it's way back to the MOD for a good clean...............
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Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.0
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"A military enthusiast..." That's taking enthusiasm to a new level.1
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Posted this before but the strangest I saw, (radiograph only) was a full jar of pickled onions.Todds_right_hook said:
Don't stop there!!!! Maybe you can be Lima a slips and falls advent calendar and give a different story everyday up to ChristmasShootersHillGuru said:Never heard of munitions before but I’ve heard and seen radiographs of quite a few unfortunate slips and falls.1 -
To be fair those lids are a bugger to get off4
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Must have been a Torycafcfan said:Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.1 -
What’s Piers Corbin up to these days? Actually don’t answer as I don’t really want to know and probably best (wet)suited for the Commoners House.Kap10 said:
Must have been a Torycafcfan said:Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.0 -
Weapons of Ass Destruction5
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I used to go out with a nurse who worked in Central London. She used to tell me about the men they had into A&E with various strange injuries. The use of a vacuum cleaner and injuries caused to private parts was common....1
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Seems unlikely - it was in Newcastle in the early 1970s. I don't think they had Tories up there back then.Kap10 said:
Must have been a Torycafcfan said:Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.0 -
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.Callumcafc said:https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.0 -
The poor bugger was in a right pickleShootersHillGuru said:
Posted this before but the strangest I saw, (radiograph only) was a full jar of pickled onions.Todds_right_hook said:
Don't stop there!!!! Maybe you can be Lima a slips and falls advent calendar and give a different story everyday up to ChristmasShootersHillGuru said:Never heard of munitions before but I’ve heard and seen radiographs of quite a few unfortunate slips and falls.0 -
He didn’t slip. He’d just sat down for a nice cuppaAddicksAddict said:
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.Callumcafc said:https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.0 -
@Arsenetatters it wasn't you, was it?
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If it was Earl Grey, it wouldn’t be grey anymoreKiwiValley said:
He didn’t slip. He’d just sat down for a nice cuppaAddicksAddict said:
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.Callumcafc said:https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpNTi-9oRQ
