i know - shall i make up a joke about the the poor lap dancers loosing their homes cos the sad saps that normally pay a woman to sit naked on their lap cant afford to no longer.
some of you - cor dear talk about some of you take the fun out of a joke.
[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]i know - shall i make up a joke about the the poor lap dancers loosing their homes cos the sad saps that normally pay a woman to sit naked on their lap cant afford to no longer.
some of you - cor dear talk about some of you take the fun out of a joke.
[quote][cite]Posted By: eaststandmike[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]Things have got so bad now that women are making love to men because they cant afford the batteries.[/quote]
Batteries, what are they???
My missus has hers plugged into the mains, the street lights dim when she gets going, I have no chance of keeping up ;-)[/quote]
i treated my missus to a new vibrator for her birthday as i work a lot of nights, she said she would have the red one on the wall, "Turn it in love thats a bloody fire extinguisher".
I had my annual 'health check' at the doctors on Monday. She told me that i'm going to have to stop mastabating ! I said "why??" and she said "because i'm trying to examine you"
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I had my annual 'health check' at the doctors on Monday. She told me that i'm going to have to stop mastabating ! I said "why??" and she said "because i'm trying to examine you"
Curb-It little near the truth mate . Once said to me by an Ex " might get myself a rabbit at least it wont snore". So i said "well make sure it can reach the bar when its his round". Of course she meant the battery type !
in a sex shop the boss says he was going out for awhile and leaves shop to yong assistant.
lady comes is and asks "how much is that red dildo?" "£10" "OK how much is that white dildo ? "bigger and £30" "How much is that tarten one like look of that" "its £150" "wow why so much" she asks "its me coffee flask"
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you sure mate ;-)
some of you - cor dear talk about some of you take the fun out of a joke.
Rabbit Vibrator Colour Delicious Pink Rabbit Vibrator Material Solid Jelly Rubber Rabbit Vibrator Features Multi-Speed Vibrating Rabbit Vibrator Insertable Length 6 Inches Rabbit Vibrator Total Length 9 Inches Rabbit Vibrator Shaft Diameter 1.5 Inches Flexible, Waterproof, Splashproof
But we get the last laugh?
looks like you guys have caught a big one there!
Batteries, what are they???
My missus has hers plugged into the mains, the street lights dim when she gets going, I have no chance of keeping up ;-)
Batteries, what are they???
My missus has hers plugged into the mains, the street lights dim when she gets going, I have no chance of keeping up ;-)[/quote]
those 'anal intruders' are a bugger
Mike Reid RIP.
Oi
The old ones are the best! :-)
lady comes is and asks
"how much is that red dildo?"
"£10"
"OK how much is that white dildo ?
"bigger and £30"
"How much is that tarten one like look of that"
"its £150"
"wow why so much" she asks
"its me coffee flask"
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