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What's everyone doing tonight?
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Why not really catch her by surprise and say random men’s names. That will give her something to think about.EricBanterna said:
I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention.Redvalleyeast said:
Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.ForeverAddickted said:
Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!!ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
I have the bruises to prove she does.
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What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.3 -
Pot Noodle...Scoham said:
What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.0 -
The new walkers ones. “Dennis Nilsen human remains flavour” not bad to be fair.Scoham said:
What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.6 -
Decent, might have to go out and get a pack or two.ricky_otto said:
The new walkers ones. “Dennis Nilsen human remains flavour” not bad to be fair.Scoham said:
What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.0 -
ricky_otto said:
The new walkers ones. “Dennis Nilsen human remains flavour” not bad to be fair.Scoham said:
What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.
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Just had a Chinese now about to watch The Wheel.0
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Falling asleep. I used to think I was tired all the time with twins. And then Covid come along!0
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Just smashed a curry couple of bottles of cobra and currently watching the aviator0
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Been watching The Masked Singer. The person voted out tonight wasGlenn Hoddle0
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Interesting. I pictured you sinking deep into a leather chair, g and t in hand, in a gentlemen’s club.Chizz said:I am off to a cocktail bar tonight for pre-dinner drinks, then dinner at a restaurant, followed by open mic night at my local pub, if I can get in.1 -
You won’t regret it. They are like the Smiths Salt and shake packets - except the salt could be anything ranging from anus to a bit of brain. Keeps you guessing and much more intriguing than guessing who the masked singer is.Scoham said:
Decent, might have to go out and get a pack or two.ricky_otto said:
The new walkers ones. “Dennis Nilsen human remains flavour” not bad to be fair.Scoham said:
What flavour crisps?ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.
no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps.1 -
Blackheathen said:
Interesting. I pictured you sinking deep into a leather chair, g and t in hand, in a gentlemen’s club.Chizz said:I am off to a cocktail bar tonight for pre-dinner drinks, then dinner at a restaurant, followed by open mic night at my local pub, if I can get in.
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Haha definitely giving that a go.ricky_otto said:
Why not really catch her by surprise and say random men’s names. That will give her something to think about.EricBanterna said:
I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention.Redvalleyeast said:
Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.ForeverAddickted said:
Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!!ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
I have the bruises to prove she does.0 -
Perfect Chizz, perfect. Very good. I forgot to mention a copy of the Financial Times on your lap.1
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Whisky-A-Go-Go New York0
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Roast Dinner and Chateau Neuf du Pape, Apple Crumble, Cognac then gout!0
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Watching Palace lose.
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Falling asleep again!1
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That would be Palace without Zaha. They will certainly not win!Miserableoldgit said:Watching Palace lose.
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Thought I'd stay in tonight.1
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Glad you reminded me. 3-0 down now. Tee hee 🙂Miserableoldgit said:Watching Palace lose.
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4-0. Really enjoying the game.1
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Got even better when Ayew went down begging for a penalty that got ignored!!Redrobo said:4-0. Really enjoying the game.2 -
They are NOT a one man team. 😂2
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True story - and no it’s NOT me.Redvalleyeast said:
Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.ForeverAddickted said:
Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!!ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
My mates wife made friends with a radical feminist that was married to this bloke called Clint - he was an air conditioning engineer.
Anyway, after she had their second kid she decided she did not want to have sex with him any more for some feminism related reason - can’t recall the exact details.
Anyway poor old Clint - he was only mid 30s - was getting balls bluer than the sky and needed some relief so when he woke up in the middle of the night with a boner he decided he needed to take matters into his own hands.
Unfortunately he must have been bashing the bishop rather too enthusiastically as he woke up his wife who went into an absolute rage about how she felt violated and - here’s the kicker - she called the fucking Police!
So the Old Bill turn up at about 3am and end up persuading her that you can’t really prosecute a bloke for having a Tommy in his own bed but advised the mortified Clint that he should find somewhere more private next time!10 -
Yeah Yeah, sort of thing any offender would always sayOrmiston_Addick said:
True story - and no it’s NOT me.Redvalleyeast said:
Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.ForeverAddickted said:
Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!!ricky_otto said:I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
My mates wife made friends with a radical feminist that was married to this bloke called Clint - he was an air conditioning engineer.
Anyway, after she had their second kid she decided she did not want to have sex with him any more for some feminism related reason - can’t recall the exact details.
Anyway poor old Clint - he was only mid 30s - was getting balls bluer than the sky and needed some relief so when he woke up in the middle of the night with a boner he decided he needed to take matters into his own hands.
Unfortunately he must have been bashing the bishop rather too enthusiastically as he woke up his wife who went into an absolute rage about how she felt violated and - here’s the kicker - she called the fucking Police!
So the Old Bill turn up at about 3am and end up persuading her that you can’t really prosecute a bloke for having a Tommy in his own bed but advised the mortified Clint that he should find somewhere more private next time!
So where did you decide to do it next time1
