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What's everyone doing tonight?

I am off to a cocktail bar tonight for pre-dinner drinks, then dinner at a restaurant, followed by open mic night at my local pub, if I can get in. 
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  • On my way back from Bristol after a decent away win, had a skinful so hoping to get into a pub near Paddington for a few post-train beers before falling asleep on the train back to SE London. 
  • Nurse nurse

    Chizz is off his meds again 
  • Having about my 300th night in in a row
  • I’ll probably grab a donor kebab and then off to Annabels for a couple with Kate and her pals. 
  • I feel like I have slipped into some parallel universe whilst laying in the bath lol
  • Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
  • bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.
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  • Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
  • Getting ready to go to IBF Sevrington for my final shift of my Op Brock deployment
  • Solidgone said:
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.
    Hmmm - I have quite an extensive cellar.

    Oh well - here goes!
  • Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
    Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action
  • Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
    Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action
    Unfortunately not... He's sitting watching Paw Patrol getting to enjoy three pieces of chicken whilst me and Leanne have to settle for two pieces each - Nice to see how the hierarchy works in this place eh!!
  • bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Both?
  • I've set up a mastermind evening with our neighbours and nextdoor but one.
    Special subject questions are ancient history, water..he works for anglian, Lana del Rey, star wars, knitting and mine is uk football grounds up to mid 90s.
    Plus general knowledge round. Should kill an hour or so.
  • bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?
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  • I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
  • I'm trying to work out how to outsmart Chizz on the political threads. 


    Give me 5 minutes 

    Hang on

    Give me 5 hours 

    Hang on


    Give me 5 days 


    Hang on. 


    Bollox to Chizz 
    I'm having a drink instead 
  • bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?

    Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....
  • I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

    I have the bruises to prove she does. 
  • bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Is it the 14th March already?
  • Black sheep, Chinese and the Queens Gambit (best thing since breaking bad).
  • edited January 2021
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    She's probably laying there fully aware and is relieved she doesnt have to pretend she's got a headache
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

    I have the bruises to prove she does. 
    Well what do you expect if you mention her Sisters name?
  • Off_it said:
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?

    Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....
    A line from an Ozzy Osbourne  number I believe, think the song was suicide solution, so no more drinking for you tonight young man. 
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