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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,879
    To_Be_Franck said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    Who?
    H  Wa a fa ous com ian fr t 80’s
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,879
    AFKABartram said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    Ditto to my Hi Di Hi greeting and you don’t get a Hi Di Ho
    Isn’t it Ho di ho ? 
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    charltonkeston said:
    ross1 said:
    iainment said:
    You can remember beds made with sheets, blankets and bedspreads.

    And then the arrival of continental quilts. 

    And then continental quilts being renamed as duvets.

    Also life before fitted sheets.
    Old army blankets when I was a child
    Luxury, we had old potato sacks. 
    True story?
  • johnnyhumphrey
    johnnyhumphrey Posts: 449
    When...Cliff Richard looks younger.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Addick Addict said:
    When you keep having to ask your son what certain words he's using mean!
    I hope one of them wasn’t Dad.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,633
    edited October 2020
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Young and naive we looked on the map to see where Tonbridge was and thought getting a Lewis coach from Greenwich would be a good idea. Took fcking ages, going through village after village 


    you know you’re getting old when away days are train or car only...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,849
    When you can’t remember the last time you watched TV without the subtitles on
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,047
    edited October 2020
    AFKABartram said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    Ditto to my Hi Di Hi greeting and you don’t get a Hi Di Ho
    I'd like to think you wasn't phased and went for the repeat, "AFKA can't hear you, Hi Di HI"!
  • Bromley Graham
    Bromley Graham Posts: 405
    Thought it was Ho Di Ho. Watching it on Gold in the week. "First rule of comedy Spike".......
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,756
    Today I realised that all three MOTD presenter+pundits were older than me 😐 when it was said that none of them were born when Leicester previously won at Arsenal.

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,047
    Older?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,358
    When the thought of someone tackling you hard at football makes you feel a bit queasy 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,751
    Stig said:
    To_Be_Franck said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    Who?
    It's not aged well:
    I didn’t watch.....as I clearly remember how shite he was. 

    I recall he made another act out of the same broken 🎤 routine by changing it into a bloke talking behind a car window going up and down. 
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,333
    jimmymelrose said:
    Today I realised that all three MOTD presenter+pundits were older than me 😐 when it was said that none of them were born when Leicester previously won at Arsenal.
    You know you are getting older when you start mixing up older and younger. ☹️
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Davo55 said:
    Going to A&E and being offered a special “frailty” nurse as I’m now 65. Fuck off. I’m still relatively young and fit. 
    When the terminology changes from "falling over" to "having a fall"
  • Holdkneebomb
    Holdkneebomb Posts: 1,265
    When you see someone in winter not wearing any socks and it makes YOU feel cold 
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,128
    When your father-in-law looks you up and down and says " those clothes are too young for you".
    What the....
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,006
    Holdkneebomb said:
    When you see someone in winter not wearing any socks and it makes YOU feel cold 
    Taking my dog out at 7am with a thick coat on and someone walks the other way with shorts on..........bbrrrr
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,614
    ross1 said:
    Holdkneebomb said:
    When you see someone in winter not wearing any socks and it makes YOU feel cold 
    Taking my dog out at 7am with a thick coat on and someone walks the other way with shorts on..........bbrrrr
    Does your dog look cute in his thick coat?
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,006
    DaveMehmet said:
    ross1 said:
    Holdkneebomb said:
    When you see someone in winter not wearing any socks and it makes YOU feel cold 
    Taking my dog out at 7am with a thick coat on and someone walks the other way with shorts on..........bbrrrr
    Does your dog look cute in his thick coat?
    He is lucky, he has his own thick coat  :)

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,849
    When ‘I’m gonna need a lay down after this’ no longer relates to a stag weekend in Magaluf but instead a two course lunch at Beefeater...
  • GoOnYouHaddocks
    GoOnYouHaddocks Posts: 1,046
    When you no longer find fireworks displays to be fun, but think that they're just an annoyingly noisy waste of money.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,816
    AFKABartram said:
    When you can’t remember the last time you watched TV without the subtitles on
    When you can’t read the subtitles and have to have the voice commentary on as well
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,614
    AFKABartram said:
    When you can’t remember the last time you watched TV without the subtitles on
    I have to watch most programmes with subtitles, especially anything American. 
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,217
    When you think watching Tom & Jerry is for kids. 
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    Solidgone said:
    When you think watching Tom & Jerry is for kids. 
    Whhaat!  :o
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,392
    When you realise that you need to introduce more Fibre into your Diet .
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    fadgadget said:
    When you realise that you need to introduce more Fibre into your Diet .
    This......in piles
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,392
    When you start to struggle opening a bloody crisp packet , give up and go for the Scissors .
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,047
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    At my team meeting this morning, I reported that I had another meeting booked for later in the day with a guy called Stephen Lewis. Just to amuse myself I carried on "...who of course used to play Blakey". No one else was amused. After a long and painful silence my boss came to the rescue with, "I used to watch that with my grandparents".  I really ought to have known better.  

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