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Dave2l
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It's unlikely anyway...but if you know me personally and or if we have ever met, then can you please not read this. It's private and only to be shared with other people I don't know....if that makes sense.
Bit of a weird way to start a thread but there you go.
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I have only ever been with 1 french lady.
It is kind of...straight to the point. All the direct culture references that we all assume to be kind of fake or lazy, actually do show some great truth to them. Well, they do in this particular situation.
The French lady I am speaking of is just rather perfect.
Due to the fact that I have not actually been close to anyone else that is french...she kind of represents all french people from my particular perspective. I know that's a stupid thing to say. It would be like assuming absolutely every British person is similar to dot from EastEnders...because a Jamaican fella once sat down and had a pint with her. He felt like the assumption that every other British person was similar to her actually had validation. Even though it was just him being narrow minded.
The french lady I'm talking about is naturally quite a wonderful chef. She is classy. She is generous. She does genuinely actually love a croissant. Her libido is incredibly high...in a nice romantic lovable sophisticated way. She is clever. She doesn't take herself too seriously. She is naturally beautiful, unique and very likable. She openly speaks her mind. With her, you know where you are at.
If your single, well educated, got some money behind you and enjoy getting around.
Then I suggest going to France to either use a dating app...or maybe just go to a pleasant bar.
Her french kiss is beyond french. It is french x 10.
I still remember her saying "we have absolutely nothing in common".
To the point where I assumed she was just going to walk off.
The conversation then randomly altered but in a physical sense. I have also attempted to learn a bit of the French language.
I did once ask her if she knew who Yann kermorgant was. After saying that, my mind's civil war erupted with a nuclear explosion of "shut up Dave".
I won't meet anyone as good as her and we had a lot of fun.
I just wish I was doing a standard 9-5 and actually had the time on my hands available in order for this to be able to continue. It is such bad timing. If it was a year ago or in a years time.
Then it's safe to say I might end up in a romantic early grave due to a rather pleasant way of being continuously sleep deprived.
I'm drinking some prosecco she got us and thinking things through.
I felt weak earlier, my heart was broken.
It is fixed now.
But that's life. You just have to get on with it and see it for what it is.
1) Have a normal job and just live for the weekend
2) if you feel down. Don't try to force your self out of it too quickly. Enable a gradual peaceful recovery.
The counter force will hurt you like the air resistance would of an excessively accelerated spaceship.
Bit of a weird way to start a thread but there you go.
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I have only ever been with 1 french lady.
It is kind of...straight to the point. All the direct culture references that we all assume to be kind of fake or lazy, actually do show some great truth to them. Well, they do in this particular situation.
The French lady I am speaking of is just rather perfect.
Due to the fact that I have not actually been close to anyone else that is french...she kind of represents all french people from my particular perspective. I know that's a stupid thing to say. It would be like assuming absolutely every British person is similar to dot from EastEnders...because a Jamaican fella once sat down and had a pint with her. He felt like the assumption that every other British person was similar to her actually had validation. Even though it was just him being narrow minded.
The french lady I'm talking about is naturally quite a wonderful chef. She is classy. She is generous. She does genuinely actually love a croissant. Her libido is incredibly high...in a nice romantic lovable sophisticated way. She is clever. She doesn't take herself too seriously. She is naturally beautiful, unique and very likable. She openly speaks her mind. With her, you know where you are at.
If your single, well educated, got some money behind you and enjoy getting around.
Then I suggest going to France to either use a dating app...or maybe just go to a pleasant bar.
Her french kiss is beyond french. It is french x 10.
I still remember her saying "we have absolutely nothing in common".
To the point where I assumed she was just going to walk off.
The conversation then randomly altered but in a physical sense. I have also attempted to learn a bit of the French language.
I did once ask her if she knew who Yann kermorgant was. After saying that, my mind's civil war erupted with a nuclear explosion of "shut up Dave".
I won't meet anyone as good as her and we had a lot of fun.
I just wish I was doing a standard 9-5 and actually had the time on my hands available in order for this to be able to continue. It is such bad timing. If it was a year ago or in a years time.
Then it's safe to say I might end up in a romantic early grave due to a rather pleasant way of being continuously sleep deprived.
I'm drinking some prosecco she got us and thinking things through.
I felt weak earlier, my heart was broken.
It is fixed now.
But that's life. You just have to get on with it and see it for what it is.
1) Have a normal job and just live for the weekend
2) if you feel down. Don't try to force your self out of it too quickly. Enable a gradual peaceful recovery.
The counter force will hurt you like the air resistance would of an excessively accelerated spaceship.
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Does she shave her armpits?
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Did she know who Yann Kermorgant was?14
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Nope.cafcnick1992 said:Did she know who Yann Kermorgant was?
Hates football. Didn't even care about France winning the world cup.
Originally from Normandy. I sort of had it in my mind that I could end up potentially moving down there.
Takes me back to secondary school history lesson.0 -
That's cheered me up and quite nice to read.Oggy Red said:Well, that was from the heart, @Dave2l
If you want her, go and get her. Follow your instinct for what's really important to you. That's what life is for.
The job will sort itself out, one way or another.
And BTW my GF is French, I speak from experience.
Might maybe pm you some point if you don't mind.
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You'd be very welcome, @Dave21Dave2l said:
That's cheered me up and quite nice to read.Oggy Red said:Well, that was from the heart, @Dave2l
If you want her, go and get her. Follow your instinct for what's really important to you. That's what life is for.
The job will sort itself out, one way or another.
And BTW my GF is French, I speak from experience.
Might maybe pm you some point if you don't mind.
Cheers 👍
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Words of love there, nice post mate.On the Yann subject, I took my ex to the POTY dinner when we won League 1, and she couldn’t understand why so many grown men were happily queuing to have a photo and chat with him.0
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Does she prefers a pastie to a croissant now Oggy?Oggy Red said:Well, that was from the heart, @Dave2l
If you want her, go and get her. Follow your instinct for what's really important to you. That's what life is for.
The job will sort itself out, one way or another.
And BTW my GF is French, I speak from experience.4 -
We only pass this way once my friend. I know this as i peer back over my shoulder at all the potential turnings i missed by choice, that now disapear into the distance.12
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@Dave2l you need to grab this chance by the scruff of the neck and go for it. You may never feel this way again.6
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Always loved those French films with those gorgeous women in them, and that sexy accent
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I too Knew a delightful Parisian lady about 15 years ago, she was a wonderful warm sophisticated, stylish lady. We talked for hours on end and it was always effortless, fun and engaging. Thanks for re-kindling that memory.2
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I've only ever been with two French girls. Both of them had pongy armpits.
One of them told me she was lactose intolerant. Just after I'd ordered her a fucking pizza.
The other one was half Mexican, but blonde and fair skinned. She was really clever - though not clever enough to have spotted that I was thick as shit, so it didn't last.19 -
There's a dating site called Plenty of Fish..........because simply there are. Billions of women on this earth. That particular fish just happened to swim past you at that particular point in time. On another day it would have been another fish. My advice......Cast your net far & wideDave2l said:It's unlikely anyway...but if you know me personally and or if we have ever met, then can you please not read this. It's private and only to be shared with other people I don't know....if that makes sense.
Bit of a weird way to start a thread but there you go.
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I have only ever been with 1 french lady.
It is kind of...straight to the point. All the direct culture references that we all assume to be kind of fake or lazy, actually do show some great truth to them. Well, they do in this particular situation.
The French lady I am speaking of is just rather perfect.
Due to the fact that I have not actually been close to anyone else that is french...she kind of represents all french people from my particular perspective. I know that's a stupid thing to say. It would be like assuming absolutely every British person is similar to dot from EastEnders...because a Jamaican fella once sat down and had a pint with her. He felt like the assumption that every other British person was similar to her actually had validation. Even though it was just him being narrow minded.
The french lady I'm talking about is naturally quite a wonderful chef. She is classy. She is generous. She does genuinely actually love a croissant. Her libido is incredibly high...in a nice romantic lovable sophisticated way. She is clever. She doesn't take herself too seriously. She is naturally beautiful, unique and very likable. She openly speaks her mind. With her, you know where you are at.
If your single, well educated, got some money behind you and enjoy getting around.
Then I suggest going to France to either use a dating app...or maybe just go to a pleasant bar.
Her french kiss is beyond french. It is french x 10.
I still remember her saying "we have absolutely nothing in common".
To the point where I assumed she was just going to walk off.
The conversation then randomly altered but in a physical sense. I have also attempted to learn a bit of the French language.
I did once ask her if she knew who Yann kermorgant was. After saying that, my mind's civil war erupted with a nuclear explosion of "shut up Dave".
I won't meet anyone as good as her and we had a lot of fun.
I just wish I was doing a standard 9-5 and actually had the time on my hands available in order for this to be able to continue. It is such bad timing. If it was a year ago or in a years time.
Then it's safe to say I might end up in a romantic early grave due to a rather pleasant way of being continuously sleep deprived.
I'm drinking some prosecco she got us and thinking things through.
I felt weak earlier, my heart was broken.
It is fixed now.
But that's life. You just have to get on with it and see it for what it is.
1) Have a normal job and just live for the weekend
2) if you feel down. Don't try to force your self out of it too quickly. Enable a gradual peaceful recovery.
The counter force will hurt you like the air resistance would of an excessively accelerated spaceship.3 -
Disappointed. Thought we were going to get a tale about a French woman, a Costa and an open toilet door.golfaddick said:
There's a dating site called Plenty of Fish..........because simply there are. Billions of women on this earth. That particular fish just happened to swim past you at that particular point in time. On another day it would have been another fish. My advice......Cast your net far & wideDave2l said:It's unlikely anyway...but if you know me personally and or if we have ever met, then can you please not read this. It's private and only to be shared with other people I don't know....if that makes sense.
Bit of a weird way to start a thread but there you go.
.........
I have only ever been with 1 french lady.
It is kind of...straight to the point. All the direct culture references that we all assume to be kind of fake or lazy, actually do show some great truth to them. Well, they do in this particular situation.
The French lady I am speaking of is just rather perfect.
Due to the fact that I have not actually been close to anyone else that is french...she kind of represents all french people from my particular perspective. I know that's a stupid thing to say. It would be like assuming absolutely every British person is similar to dot from EastEnders...because a Jamaican fella once sat down and had a pint with her. He felt like the assumption that every other British person was similar to her actually had validation. Even though it was just him being narrow minded.
The french lady I'm talking about is naturally quite a wonderful chef. She is classy. She is generous. She does genuinely actually love a croissant. Her libido is incredibly high...in a nice romantic lovable sophisticated way. She is clever. She doesn't take herself too seriously. She is naturally beautiful, unique and very likable. She openly speaks her mind. With her, you know where you are at.
If your single, well educated, got some money behind you and enjoy getting around.
Then I suggest going to France to either use a dating app...or maybe just go to a pleasant bar.
Her french kiss is beyond french. It is french x 10.
I still remember her saying "we have absolutely nothing in common".
To the point where I assumed she was just going to walk off.
The conversation then randomly altered but in a physical sense. I have also attempted to learn a bit of the French language.
I did once ask her if she knew who Yann kermorgant was. After saying that, my mind's civil war erupted with a nuclear explosion of "shut up Dave".
I won't meet anyone as good as her and we had a lot of fun.
I just wish I was doing a standard 9-5 and actually had the time on my hands available in order for this to be able to continue. It is such bad timing. If it was a year ago or in a years time.
Then it's safe to say I might end up in a romantic early grave due to a rather pleasant way of being continuously sleep deprived.
I'm drinking some prosecco she got us and thinking things through.
I felt weak earlier, my heart was broken.
It is fixed now.
But that's life. You just have to get on with it and see it for what it is.
1) Have a normal job and just live for the weekend
2) if you feel down. Don't try to force your self out of it too quickly. Enable a gradual peaceful recovery.
The counter force will hurt you like the air resistance would of an excessively accelerated spaceship.7 -
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
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Funny you should say that, Large ...... she loves a decent Cornish pasty.LargeAddick said:
Does she prefers a pastie to a croissant now Oggy?Oggy Red said:Well, that was from the heart, @Dave2l
If you want her, go and get her. Follow your instinct for what's really important to you. That's what life is for.
The job will sort itself out, one way or another.
And BTW my GF is French, I speak from experience.
A warm croissant can still be a Sunday morning treat though.
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On the 'spreading net far and wide' after my wife left me after 18 years I got on dating sites. Plenty of fish being one of them. I started out in South Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, Lancashire, before finding Mrs Right in Sweden.
The cliche was remarkable.
Blonde...tick
Blue Eyes...tick
Tanned...tick
Nurse...tick
Fit...tick
My mates said I was mad. Been together for 12 years. Even got her dad following Charlton. He rings me to give me to discuss the fixtures.
Spread your net far and wide.
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“Beaucoup de poissons, Rodney... beaucoup de poissons!”16
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And what does your wife think of that?Oggy Red said:Well, that was from the heart, @Dave2l
If you want her, go and get her. Follow your instinct for what's really important to you. That's what life is for.
The job will sort itself out, one way or another.
And BTW my GF is French, I speak from experience.9 -
I was sitting on the steps of the Sacre Coeur with the woman with whom I'd gone for a weekend in Paris. A very attractive French woman sat down next to me and tried to chat me up.
Unfortunately, I did German at school so I couldn't understand a word she said and she couldn't speak English.
Fortunately, the woman I was with was pretty much fluent so she kindly translated between the French woman and me.6 -
When I first moved here 10 years ago, I met a Brummie bloke called Keith. The most unassuming kind of bloke who had lived here for about 13 years at that point and was just getting divorced from his French wife after having 2 kids with her. He was a man of few words and few opinions, but one night we went out for a couple of drinks with another bloke Keith knew and was having a good old chat. Keith opened up a bit and got a little bit emotional about a couple of things that had happened over his life and he also started to explain how he'd recently found God and went on a bit about that, but as the conversation slowed, this is when Keith come out with a statement that I will never forget for as long as I live. He stated in the thickest Birmingham accent and was being 100% serious that - "... theres one thing I can promise you about all French women, they'll take it up the **** in the first week". With that me and the other bloke fell about laughing while Keith sat there wondering what it was we found so amusing.
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Uncultured swine, not worth itDave2l said:0 -
His expression in that gif is a bit like mine was at the time lolblackpool72 said:Kenneth Williams gif incoming0 -
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His expression in that gif is a bit like mine was at the time lolblackpool72 said:Kenneth Williams gif incoming
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If only you had known the French for ménage a trois you could have had a great weekendAddicksAddict said:I was sitting on the steps of the Sacre Coeur with the woman with whom I'd gone for a weekend in Paris. A very attractive French woman sat down next to me and tried to chat me up.
Unfortunately, I did German at school so I couldn't understand a word she said and she couldn't speak English.
Fortunately, the woman I was with was pretty much fluent so she kindly translated between the French woman and me.16 -
No offence @golfaddick but having read some of your stories on here, I sometimes think it'd be better to cast your net a little less far and wide @Dave2l I can't tell from what you've written whether it's irretrievably kaput, or you've just convinced yourself that it is, but it's better to regret giving it a go and making a pig's ear of it than regretting spurning the opportunity when you had the chance.
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A LOT of French girls/ladies are gorgeous , BUT you get a higher ratio of gorgeousness in Italy .. as Maurice Chevalier sang ..
https://youtu.be/tkx3WlmRu2M
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