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If Football Club nicknames were literal
 
            
                
                    North Lower Neil                
                
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                    Who'd win in a fight?                
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            Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.
 Either way, think we're screwed.4
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            Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things0
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 If Arsenal are the gunners it depends on how many gunners there are.ForeverAddickted said:Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
 If a serious amount of Bees or Hornets take to battle I’d fancy the Gunners to get done over.
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 Yup - even the irons would do us over.North Lower Neil said:Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.
 Either way, think we're screwed.0
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            Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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            If enough people came at you with Dagenham & Redbridge and Sheffield United, it would be rather dangerous.
 As for Arsenal being certain to win, I would say Northampton.7
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            Depending on how powerful the Devil actually is I'd fancy Man United to do well.
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            Maybe 20 years ago in less enlightened times, West Ham wouldn’t be high on the leaderboard.2
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            Bristol Rovers could be quite a ruthless lot too5
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            Think Fulham would play dirty.4
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            Crusaders have my vote0
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            Eastleigh take the win for me!1
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 They're just a bunch of PilgrimsCafc43v3r said:Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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            The Ebbsfleet Ebolas would take some stopping.0
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            Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture1
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            Wycombe would be a tough bunch!
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            Reading would be a tough match if its a 17th century fight, but ultimately they'd lose.1
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            It wouldn't end well for Southampton.0
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            Baggies vs Addicks - battle of druggies!!0
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            The Rams versus the Foxes would be a tasty local derby!0
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 Ah but look what happened to the pilgrim fathers......ForeverAddickted said:
 They're just a bunch of PilgrimsCafc43v3r said:Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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 You can do some serious damage with a chair lolBrendan_O_Connell said:Wycombe would be a tough bunch!1
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            As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.
 The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.
 The Valiant sword would do some damage.
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            With multiple lives and luck on their side, Sunderland would win.
 Unless it takes place Against us at Wembley.3
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 Reading would be ok though (before the 1980s?) while Burton Albion would have a happy army!Henry Irving said:As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.
 The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.
 The Valiant sword would do some damage.1
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            My Northampton supporting mate claims they have been taking their nickname literally all his life...3
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            If there was a fight, Dartford would step up to the oche...0
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            Fleetwood's Cod Army might look weird dressed as fish, but if they were well armed.....0
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            Liverpool would probably just start whining0
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 Not much of a contest. If only the blades were massive.Chizz said:Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
 As it is massive owls might struggle in a derby match, like some kind of wind farm disaster.2

















