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When you’ve been referred to as a ‘Pensioner’ once again, FFS!
This time by the physio and I told I was totally ‘disgusted from Tunbridge Wells’0 -
When you remember front gardens full of plants & flowers. Nowadays it seems everyone grows wheelie bins.7
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When you find yourself agreeing with @Redmidland, you also start to wonder if there’s any hope!1
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You need glasses ffs0
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I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs1 -
I'm 5 next birthdayForeverAddickted said:
I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs
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EFAi_b_b_o_r_g said:
I'm 55 next birthdayForeverAddickted said:
I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs1 -
Being a bit generous there arent you?cafcdave123 said:
EFAi_b_b_o_r_g said:
I'm 55 next birthdayForeverAddickted said:
I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs 2 -
do you blame me? he's fucking massive!ForeverAddickted said:
Being a bit generous there arent you?cafcdave123 said:
EFAi_b_b_o_r_g said:
I'm 55 next birthdayForeverAddickted said:
I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs2 -
Wait... @i_b_b_o_r_g is a Sheffield Wednesday fan?cafcdave123 said:
do you blame me? he's fucking massive!ForeverAddickted said:
Being a bit generous there arent you?cafcdave123 said:
EFAi_b_b_o_r_g said:
I'm 55 next birthdayForeverAddickted said:
I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years oldi_b_b_o_r_g said:You need glasses ffs2 -
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What is EFA?0
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it stands for
Elderly.Fat.Arrogant2 -
Oh0
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that or Edited For Accuracy0
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Bit unfair mate, wouldn’t class him as elderlycafcdave123 said:it stands for
Elderly.Fat.Arrogant3 -
Erectile Function Amiss0
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When the doctor says your cholesterol is good ..........for a man of your age0
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You can’t remember the words to Happy Birthday1
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When the newsreader says "the elderly are at risk" and you realise he means you
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This is really a double take.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:When the newsreader says "the elderly are at risk" and you realise he means you0 -
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My daughter has just admitted that she put some music on, danced with her husband and got promptly told by her daughter (aged nearly 4) that it was embarrassing. Can't pretend that I'm not pleased by this, but in the cold light of day I guess that makes me truly ancient.
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When a pregnant woman gets up to give you a seat.6
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When you take a lot of care kicking a football to make sure nothing 'goes' and you end up in an embarrassing heap on the ground.2
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When you do what I've just done and quite literally go grey in a day. All my adult life I've had light brown hair that's gone blonde with prolonged exposure to sunlight. In recent years it's been thinning on top and greying around the edges, but nothing too bad for a man of my years. Today I sat in the garden all afternoon. When I came in, I looked in the mirror expecting to be greeted by a sun-tanned norse god (surely I'm allowed a bit of poetic licence in my own dreams) only to see Rowley Birkin's long lost twin staring back at me. Rather than turning my hair a pleasant and stylish lighter shade, it's just bleached all the life out of it. I shall be scared to go to sleep now in case I wake up with dentures and an alcoholic's nose.12
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When the hardest thing you do all day is put your socks on.3
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Were you very, very drunk?Stig said:When you do what I've just done and quite literally go grey in a day. All my adult life I've had light brown hair that's gone blonde with prolonged exposure to sunlight. In recent years it's been thinning on top and greying around the edges, but nothing too bad for a man of my years. Today I sat in the garden all afternoon. When I came in, I looked in the mirror expecting to be greeted by a sun-tanned norse god (surely I'm allowed a bit of poetic licence in my own dreams) only to see Rowley Birkin's long lost twin staring back at me. Rather than turning my hair a pleasant and stylish lighter shade, it's just bleached all the life out of it. I shall be scared to go to sleep now in case I wake up with dentures and an alcoholic's nose.2 -
Me? With my reputation!2
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When you round your age up by a year because you can't remember for sure.0
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When you get pissed off at next doors granddaughter in her late 20s early 30s who has had a continuous stream of visitors throughout the lockdown decides to have 10/15 pals round yesterday for a barbecue. The steady waft of cigarette smoke into our lounge meant closing our windows until the coastal breeze changed direction which coincidentally was the exact same time as I groomed all of our dogs........ Mwaahahahah0
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...........your own farts start to smell dodgy0
