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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit P - Eva Green

AFKABartramAFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit P - Eva Green 76 votes

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1% 1 vote
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2% 2 votes
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3% 3 votes
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5% 4 votes
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10% 8 votes
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34% 26 votes
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19% 15 votes
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14% 11 votes
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Food looks cooked nicely but plate is a bit ‘busy’ 
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    veg looks good but meat as dry as a nuns chuff
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    rinarina
    let down by the ink splotches all over it
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    sam3110sam3110
    Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    More colour than Joseph’s technicolour coat. unfortunately the chef added up 18 colours from his colour chart, realised there was no black so randomly started flicking a Parker pen cartridge all over it. 
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    My first 10 that, looks like a real appetizing plate of food that
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    edited December 2019
    ...plus anyone with mint sauce and horseradish sauce on the same plate deserves a 10 for gallantry
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    Off_itOff_it
    Heather Green, surely?
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Off_it said:
    Heather Green, surely?
    lol bet me to it
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    My first 10 that, looks like a real appetizing plate of food that
    Well you did have a newsagents so no surprise the ink-graffiti appeals to you
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    johnny73johnny73
    Don't mind the look of this one but once again a dish let down by no yorkies! 7/10.
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    The best by far 👏🏻
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    carly burncarly burn
    On the whole ok, but a lot going on here.
    And that's just the stuff we can see.
    Dread to think what's below the gravy line!
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    MrWalkerMrWalker
    Saucy.
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
    5-6 is what I’m looking at 
    what’s all this 2 bollox 

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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
    5-6 is what I’m looking at 
    what’s all this 2 bollox 

    A time my work Xmas lunch I got served two on my plate. I gave the chef a look and said “do I look like I can’t eat three roast potatoes?”. He said I could have more as long as I ate them. 

    Ten minutes later he walked round to my table to see whether I’d ate them or not!
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    If I could work out what those random black lumps are, and if it had a decent number of roasties, I could have given it a ten.
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
    5-6 is what I’m looking at 
    what’s all this 2 bollox 

    I'm a six to ten person myself.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram

    Our 2019 Runner Up, despite the ink splodges, Eva Green was...

    @Sam3110

    2/20 - 6.89

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    sam3110sam3110
    If I stuck a couple more roasties on I'd have pinched it I reckon, but truth be told I prefer parnsips and wanted to have a slice of all 3 meats
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    orpingtonREDorpingtonRED
    sam3110 said:
    Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell
    Did you purposely join in rating your own plate? Very cunning
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    sam, what were the ink splodges?
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    orpingtonREDorpingtonRED
    Mint sauce i hope
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    Dazzler21Dazzler21
    AFKABartram said:
    sam, what were the ink splodges?
    Mint sauce... Probably
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    sam3110sam3110
    AFKABartram said:
    sam, what were the ink splodges?
    Mint sauce. No Yorkies as I forgot to make any batter and didn't have any frozen ones
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Great effort 
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    sam3110 said:
    Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell

    :-)

    mint sauce + apple sauce + horseraddish with that meat combo?

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