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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit R - Roy Alloak

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,907
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit R - Roy Alloak 74 votes

1
16% 12 votes
2
14% 11 votes
3
20% 15 votes
4
18% 14 votes
5
6% 5 votes
6
10% 8 votes
7
2% 2 votes
8
6% 5 votes
9
1% 1 vote
10
1% 1 vote

Comments

  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Might try a tin of mushroom soup on my dinner next year
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    is that mushroom soup or pepper sauce poured over the, actually what the fuck is it poured over? 
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,337
    apart from the sprouts I'm struggling to identify what anything on this plate is. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,009
    Is that... A whole roast chicken?! 
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Poussin? Whats wrong with you?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    9, looks nice
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Might taste nice but it doesn't have many of the key ingredients for Xmas dinner. Looks bland and what the hell is that sauce! 1/10.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,213
    Oh the humanity!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,798
    Roadkill 
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,501
    edited December 2019
    Haven't a clue what that is on the right hand side of the plate?
    But whatever it is, looks like it's shit itself!

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  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,137
    Accountant food, all in neat columns.
    Gravy fails on every level.
    No sauces?
    No drinks or crackers?
    Is this just random food photoshopped?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    My god straight to bin 
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,589
    Mushrooms on a Christmas dinner? Get some help quick 
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,674
    I thought that looked quite good until I read the comments, my eyes must be really bad!
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,228
    Shy on spuds and they look like they’ve been flattened as well 
    I actually would eat that though (with more roast tats)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,826
    And this is the problem with rating a plate. We use serving dishes and there will be loads of spuds on offer. Well enough for muttley and everyone else. 

    But if I’d taken a photo of my plate (didn’t), it would only have two to three on because I prefer pretty much else on the plate, should really be a photo of the table prior to eating 😂 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    This is the Xmas Meatfeast.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,843
    That looks like someone vomited that onto the plate.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,907

    Roy Alloak with the mushroom soup covered entry was....

    @Chizz

    17/20 - score 3.74


  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,356
    AFKABartram said:

    Roy Alloak with the mushroom soup covered entry was....

    @Chizz

    17/20 - score 3.74


    Flambéed, wild mushroom sauce, if you please. 

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