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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit G - Albie Park

AFKABartramAFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit G - Albie Park 96 votes

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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Not too bad, apart from the suicidal Yorkshire pudding. Also, is that beetroot on the plate?
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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    5/10.

    A better effort than most. At least it looks edible 
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    CarterCarter
    The hateful plate deserves an eight 

    I can taste the salt from here, this is a heart patient pleading with their doctor "but I had some green stuff" with a knowing glint in their eye as they think of the thick, salty gravy slathered over anything green. 

    This one doesn't look bad, my concern is for what ham is doing on a christmas day plate but I can forgive that
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    sam3110sam3110
    A solid if unspectacular effort, though the carrots look like they were prepared with machete by a person with Parkinson's
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Solid 8/10
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Steady Eddie of dinners.

    Is that a plate on top of a place plate ?
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    19051905
    Best yet
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    The best effort so far 
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Decent effort. 
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    If that’s beetroot the cook needs to be sectioned 
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    If anything I think this exercise has shown how tricky it is to photograph food. Perfectly good plates just don’t look appetising. 

    Next time you watch an M&S advert, remember these pics and live in awe at the talent of ad directors. 
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Potatoes don't look amazing, if that's turkey on top, it looks more than a bit pink to me. 

    Hopefully the person who took this is alive to see the 6/10 I am giving them. 
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Yorkshire pudding.

    Get out.
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Pretty good effort, carrots look like a bit of an afterthought though. Also, beetroot on any plate is a criminal offence in my view, so I've had to deduct a point for that.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    In the lead decent meal I’d eat the lot well done 
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Crowded and another fecking Yorkshire pudding, other than that, pretty good.
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    ME14addickME14addick
    Looks good but Christmas Dinner not complete without bread sauce
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    More parsnips than roast spuds no no no 
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram

    Albie Park with the only beetroot-laden entry was...

    Me :-)

    3/20 - 6.46

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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Well done smudge was my fav this one 
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram

    Was Mrs AFKA, not me. I just cooked a gammon the night before. Actually thought it was overmarked compared to others but it did taste lovely.

    Cooking three different types of dinner with a small single oven / 4 rings is a real logistical nightmare, wife did a great job.

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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    I knew this was you, as you said something like ‘ how could I forget beetroot’ on the pre Xmas food thread. 
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