CATCH THE WIND - DONOVAN In the chilly hours and minutes Of uncertainty, I want to be In the warm hold of your loving mind To feel you all around me And to take your hand, along the sand Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind When sundown pales the sky I want to hide a while, behind your smile And everywhere I'd look, your eyes I'd find For me to love you now Would be the sweetest thing That would make me sing Ah, but I may as well, try and catch the wind When rain has hung the leaves with tears I want you near, to kill my fears To help me to leave all my blues behind For standin' in your heart Is where I want to be, and I long to be Ah, but I may as well, try and catch the wind Ah, but I may as well, try and catch the wind . . . . | WAP - MEGAN THEE STALLION I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you f!!!!!!!g with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy Beat it up, !!!!!, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you how I got this ring… |
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The final verse of the D-Day Dodgers (To the tune of Lili Marlena)
When you look around the mountains through the mud and rain
You'll see the crosses some that bear no name
Heartbreak and toil and suffering gone
The boys beneath them soldier on
They were the D-Day dodgers who'll stay in Italy
The whole song makes me weep every time i hear it!0 -
Desolation Row by Dylan is a great metaphor for Brexit. Just change some of the characters referenced to current politicians eg Theresa May=Cinderella, Boris=The Blind Commissioner.
‘They’re selling postcards of the hanging,
They’re painting the passports brown...’1 -
“This fast life soon shatters, cos after all the lights and screams nothing but your dreams matter”.0
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Randy Edelman Uptown, Up tempo Woman:
''Started out in innocence, the way that most things do
A 1,000 people crowded in one place, the only face was you
I grabbed your hand and we raced out, hardly said a word,
I'd only seen you for a minute but I was round in third
And we traded on our backgrounds you mentioned I seemed shy
Then you laughed and said
I'm an uptown uptempo woman, your a downtown downbeat guy!
One for the older CL's!1 -
Not best ever but the wordplay in this blew my mind when I first heard it:
You can already sense the climate is starting to shift
To these kids you no longer exist
Went from raining cats and dogs in this bitch
To tiny drops, little drips
And by the time your reign (rain) is over, you'll hardly be missed (mist)
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Dylan,Bowie,Taupin, Bolan0
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After all jacks are in their boxesAnd the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
Footprints dressed in redAnd the wind whispers MaryA broom is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterday's life
Somewhere a queen is weeping
Somewhere a king has no wifeAnd the wind, it cries MaryThe traffic lights they turn a blue tomorrow
And shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny island sags downstream
'Cause the life that they lived is deadAnd the wind screams MaryWill the wind ever remember?
The names it has blown in the past
And with its crutch, its old age and its wisdom
It whispers "no, this will be the last"And the wind cries Mary3 -
My old man - Ian Dury
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And maybe Paul Simon?lolwray said:Dylan,Bowie,Taupin, Bolan0 -
Pretty much anything by Springsteen - but I’ll single out The River.0
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HMHB have some great lyrics. Even their track names are clever. I'm sure they could come up with some decent fish puns on the takeover thread.0
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Rupert Holmes:-
Well, how do ya' like my pad?"
"Oh, it's great. I mean, I love purple."
"I – I bet you're an Aquarius, aren't you?"
"No. Actually I'm a Leo."
"I knew you were one of those."
"You know, Leos are very big on Women's Lib."
"I don't, uh, believe in Women's Lib."
"Uh, somehow I didn't think you did."
"Let me just turn on the hi-fi here."
"Oh, that's pretty. Uh, what kind of wine is this?"
"Oh, that's uh – that's red wine."
"Red! That's my favorite kind."
"Are you having a terrific time?"
"Oh, yeah. I'm having a very terrific time."
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I am angry, I am ill, and I'm as ugly as sin. A Song From Under The Floorboards - Magazine, also covered by Morrisey1
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Just seen The Divine Comedy tonight, and they played this Neil Hannon classicFreezing Monday morningShe is waiting for her train to comeI brush past her, smell her perfumeWatch her hair move as she turns to goShe doesn't know I existI'm gonna keep it like thisI'm not gonna take any risks this timeShe's not like the othersWith their papers and their headphones onShe reads novels by French authors with loose moralsShe can do no wrongI wouldn't say I'm obsessedI don't want to see her undressedWe can be prince and princess in my dreamAnd we're dancingThrough the evening'Til the morningShe doesn't know I existI'm gonna keep it like thisI'm not gonna take any risks this time0
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Caught by the fuzz
Well I was on a buzz
In the back of the van
With my head in my hands
If only my brother could see me now,
He'd get me out, he'd sort me out alright
I knew I should have stayed at home tonight
Locked in the cell, feeling unwell
I talked to a man
He said it's better to tell
Who sold you the blow?
Well it was no-one I know
If only you'd tell us, we'd let you go
We'll make it up for you my son
So tell us what you know
We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home tonight
Here comes my Mum
Well she knows what I've done
Just tell them the truth
You know where he's from
You've blackened our name, you should be ashamed
If only your father could see you know
He'd breakdown and he's throw you out for sure
I never should have let you out tonight.
Supergrass' Caught by the Fuzz - top tune too.
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I get sales talk from sales assistants
but all I want to do girl, is lower your resistance.
ABC - Date Stamp.
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God dammit Amy, we're not kids any more.
You can't just keep waltzing out of my life,
Leaving clothes on my bedroom floor,
Like nothing really matters, like pain doesn't hurt.
You should be more to me by now than just heartbreak in a short skirt.You kind of remind me of scars on my arms that I made when I was a kid,
With a disassembled disposable razor I stole from my dad,
When I thought that suffering was something profound,
That weighed down on wise heads,
And not just something to be avoided,
Something normal people dread.God dammit Amy, well of course I've changed.
With all the things I've done and the places I've been
I'd be a machine if I had stayed the same.
But you're still back where we started, you haven't changed at all.
You're still trying to live like a kid, like you can always have it all.You know you kind of remind me of scars on my arms that I hid as best I could,
That I covered with ink, but in the right kind of light they still bleed through,
Showing that there are some things I just can't change no matter what I do:
The tell-tale signs of being used,
Of being trapped inside of you.You're a beautiful butterfly
Burned with a branding iron
Onto my outsides into my insides
As a simple sign:
To show off your ownership.
Burned into my naked skin,
Onto my outsides into my insides.It's not even love any more,
It's just a claim upon my soul.
It stains my skin, yeah it's on my breath,
And I'm ashamed to get undressed
In front of strangers in case they see
The tell tale signs that you have left all over me.
You'll always remind me of scars on my arms that I know will never fade.
And it's not like it's something I think about each and every day -
I just occasionally catch myself scratching them, as if they'd ever go away.
But these tell tale signs are here to stay, and in the end you know that's OK.
You will always be a part of my patched-up patchwork taped-up tape-deck heart.
Frank Turner, Tell-tale Signs1 -
I quoted half of this in my English O’LevelSex jibe husband murders wife
Bomb blast victim fights for life
Girl Thirteen attacked with knifePrincess Di is wearing a new dressJet airliner shot from sky
Famine horror, millions die
Earthquake terror figures risePrinces Di is wearing a new dressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldIn black townships fires blaze
Prospects better premier says
Within sight are golden daysPrincess Di is wearing a New DressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldPrincess Di is wearing a New Dress1 -
Excellent, what is it ?MrOneLung said:I quoted half of this in my English O’LevelSex jibe husband murders wife
Bomb blast victim fights for life
Girl Thirteen attacked with knifePrincess Di is wearing a new dressJet airliner shot from sky
Famine horror, millions die
Earthquake terror figures risePrinces Di is wearing a new dressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldIn black townships fires blaze
Prospects better premier says
Within sight are golden daysPrincess Di is wearing a New DressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldPrincess Di is wearing a New Dress
Sounds like a John Cooper Clarke poem.0 -
Thompson Twins Doctor, Doctor
I saw you there.
Just standing there.
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah.
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Depeche Mode. Speaking of JCC, his Thirty Six Hours is a work of genius:Covered End said:
Excellent, what is it ?MrOneLung said:I quoted half of this in my English O’LevelSex jibe husband murders wife
Bomb blast victim fights for life
Girl Thirteen attacked with knifePrincess Di is wearing a new dressJet airliner shot from sky
Famine horror, millions die
Earthquake terror figures risePrinces Di is wearing a new dressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldIn black townships fires blaze
Prospects better premier says
Within sight are golden daysPrincess Di is wearing a New DressYou can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the worldPrincess Di is wearing a New Dress
Sounds like a John Cooper Clarke poem.
36 hours in the mystery chair
36 hours in the quizzical glare
Of the naked lights and the visible hardware
Another bloke is leaving in a wheelchair
No joke, here comes the punchline
Lights out... sack time
Steel shoes on the stone cold floor
I hear the screws screaming in the corridor
The bad news and the slammin' of the door
The "what did i do's" and the "what am I here for's"
Shades of doubt fall deeper than the slag mine
Lights out... sack time
Hard cheese and a chest complaint
One man sneezes, another two faint
Sufferin' jesus, this ain't my venue
The man through the mesh says it's time to crash
The creeping flesh of a nervous rash
The last man to make a dash
Is on the menu
Here's the boss with a mouthful of emeralds
A maltese cross and a pocket full of chemicals
Jack frost snappin' at the genitals
Wash my cosh it's a visit from the general
Rule out sub section nine
Lights out... sack time
The killer gorilla with the perspex hat
Says I say so... and that's that
Take out the dog bring back the cat
Scrape out the cafeteria rats
Stab the rabbit feed the swine lights out... sack time
Time flies ... slides down the wall
Part of me dies under my overalls
I close my eyes and a woman calls
From a nightmare
The chronic breath of the dead collides
With a rattle of the waste disposal slides
No flowers for the man who dies
In the bombscare
He's in the frigidaire
Freezing in these paper jeans
Standing stiff in a dead man's dream
Tobacco barons and the closet queen
Walk on the walls... wank in the beans
Shave... shit... a shower and a shoe shine
That's it... sack time
Everybody looks like ernest borgnine
That's it
36 hours on the battery farm
A blindfold and a broken arm
I got the cold shoulder sleepin' in the barn
Whose barn... what barn... their barn
The old soldier and his old-world charm
Lift that weight, drag that woodbine
Lights out mate sackarooni time
Lights out... sack time
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In France a skinny man dies from a big disease with a little name
By chance his girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same
Back home there are 17 year old boys and their idea of fun
Is being in a gang called the disciples, high on crack, totting a machine gun.(End of thread)0 -
So What! The Anti-Nowhere League.0
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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap0 -
Dont drink and driiive,
Dont drink and driiive,
Dont drink and drive.. dont drink and drive,
Dont drink and driiive
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You've really got something here
No drinking and driving
Not even beer?
Not even water
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The Jonathan Ross show last night left me thinking.
Quite interesting how lyrics have changed over the years. Back in the 70s Donovan banged on about his unrequited love. No matter how much he wished to take her hand along the sand, as sundown paled the sky or even when rain had hung the leaves with tears, it seems he couldn’t so much as steal a kiss.
Move on to present times and we have a young lady, Megan Thee Stallion who seems to be getting plenty of everything. Bring a bucket and mop for this WAP!
My god I feel old. Not sure it’s my idea of romance. Any chance of going back? It seems I may as well try to Catch The Wind.
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Surely it has to be 'Russian Roulette' by Van Morrison?
Unless my hearing is going, the very first line seems to mention our own Carl Leaburn.
Russian Roulette - YouTube
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"I'm gonna get some concrete mix,and fill you backdoor up with bricks'Dr Feelgood - Roxette0
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I think my favourite has to be "Ninety Nine Percent of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd", which is a reference that is almost certainly meaningless to anyone under 40, or possibly even 45.harveys_gardener said:HMHB have some great lyrics. Even their track names are clever. I'm sure they could come up with some decent fish puns on the takeover thread.
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