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Songs For the New Lads 2019/2020

Mendonca In Asdas
Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,715
in General Charlton
I know Charlton life is blessed, with wit, wisdom and much mirth.

But I just wondered if the wordsworths and singsters amongst us , had come up with some gems for the new players joining the club, to make them feel special, and part of the club, that could ring out from the rafters, on a cold wet night in Stoke.


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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,715
    A poor attempt I know, but whilst doing a spot of ironing , and watching the woman’s World Cup (modern man , I know).

    I liked ..... to the chime of Delialah, by the welsh wizard, Sir Tom Jones...

    Chuks, Chuks, Chuks
    Annneke.

    Chuks, Chuks, Chucks,
    Anneke.
  • Maidstonemessi
    Maidstonemessi Posts: 2
    First comment on here so go easy.. 

    How about... 
    Wooah a Wooah we've got Chuks Aneke 
    Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Ajose 
    Woooahh a woooahh he scores at home and awayyyy.. 
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Hardly a compliment though is it.... 
    Might as well sing 'he's better than a shit player, whoaa..... 
    Welcome though 
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,610
    Is there any way we could work the 'Allez, Allez, Allez' tune into every single song?
  • Maidstonemessi
    Maidstonemessi Posts: 2
    ricky_otto said:
    Maidstonemessi said:
    First comment on here so go easy.. 

    How about... 
    Wooah a Wooah we've got Chuks Aneke 
    Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Ajose 
    Woooahh a woooahh he scores at home and awayyyy.. 
    Every Saturday we follow the boys in Red and White....

    And now we’ve got Maidstonemessi....

    Our songs have turned to Shite...
    Brutal cheers 👍 
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    edited July 2019
    Stolen from someone else, if you want to claim it please do. 

    🎶🎶🎷🎶🎷

    Whoooah, we have got Tom Lockyer,
    Whoooah, he used to have a Nokia,
    Whoooah, now he's got a new Huawei

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Edit credit to @cafc375
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Maidstonemessi said:
    ricky_otto said:
    Maidstonemessi said:
    First comment on here so go easy.. 

    How about... 
    Wooah a Wooah we've got Chuks Aneke 
    Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Ajose 
    Woooahh a woooahh he scores at home and awayyyy.. 
    Every Saturday we follow the boys in Red and White....

    And now we’ve got Maidstonemessi....

    Our songs have turned to Shite...
    Brutal cheers 👍 
     :D welcome to Charlton Life mate! 
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Wooah a Wooah we've got Foster Caskey 
    Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Kashi
    Woooahh a woooahh Roland said he would give the club away
    But you will have to play off the ex directors and a ridiculous price for the land. 

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  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Wooah a Wooah we've got Foster Caskey 
    Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Kashi
    Woooahh a woooahh Roland said he would give the club away
    But you will have to play off the ex directors and a ridiculous price for the land. 
    Second thoughts the last line doesn't scan properly 
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,429

  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,619
    Scoham said:
    moutuakilla said:
    Is there any way we could work the 'Allez, Allez, Allez' tune into every single song?
    Every summer under Roland,
    We sign a brand new squad,
    But now we’ve Lee Bowyer,
    He’s gaffer and our god,
    Tom Lockyer Chuks Aneke
    Purrington Macauley Bonne,
    Bowyer wants 7 more,
    We use this tune for every song
    Allez allez allez
    Allez allez allez
    Not a players chant but another variation of allez allez allez i heard on facebook


    We cant get rid of roland , he lies to us again,  another year of sorrow when will this ever end,

    Up upped stepped bows and Jacko,
    They're Charlton through and through, 

    We had our day at Wembly, 
    And its all because of you 

    Allez Allez Allez


  • Braziliance
    Braziliance Posts: 8,476
    We nearlyyyyy signed Lameirassss,
    Ruben Lameirasssss,
    I just don't think you understand,
    He would have been a free,
    Better than Nani,
    We nearlyyyy signed Lameirasssss
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,859
    Oz Oz Oz Oztumer
    His signing's still a rumour
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Swap Chucks Aneke for Hang the DJ by the Smiths

    Panic on the streets of London
    Panic on the streets of Birmingham
    I wonder to myself
    Could life ever be sane again?
    On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down 
    The provincial towns you jog 'round 

    Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,302
    We've got Aneke,
    Big Chuks Aneke, 
    I just don't think you understand. 
    He's big, he plays up front,
    He thinks Roland's a cunt,
    We've got, we've got Chuks Aneke 
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,397
    Would be nice for us to actually go back to singing some traditional songs (Valley Floyd Road for example) rather than trying to copy the sort of songs every other club is doing. 
  • charltonaddickedmatt
    charltonaddickedmatt Posts: 1,257
    edited July 2019
    Every Saturday we follow, the boys in red and white 

    Roland said his selling, what a load of fucking shite. 

    We got Bowyer at the helm, we won at Wembley, 

    And we know you won't believe us, 

    But we are staying in this league 

    Allez allez allez







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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Wooah a Wooah Roland is a fucktard
    Wooah a Wooah I’d like to punch him really hard
    Wooah a Wooah I hope he dies of feline aids
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,137
    And here's to you, Ben Purrington
    Charlton loves you more than you will know 
    Wo wo wo
    God bless you, please, Ben Purrington
    Wembley holds a place for those in red 
    Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    GlassHalfFull said:

    Fwiw I suggested this the other day

    We will
    We will
    Lockyer!!

    Like it. What about(after a great tackle)
    You got
    You got
    Lockyered
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,137
    Also City sang this to United before, but we can replace UNI-TED with...

     R-O-L  A-N-D
    That spells f*****g debt to me
    With a knick knack paddawack give a dog a bone
    Ocean Finance on the phone
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,898
    To all of the above posts. 
    Seriously 
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,892
    Jack Charlton said:
    Swap Chucks Aneke for Hang the DJ by the Smiths

    Panic on the streets of London
    Panic on the streets of Birmingham
    I wonder to myself
    Could life ever be sane again?
    On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down 
    The provincial towns you jog 'round 

    Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke
    Just this bit would actually be class
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,616
    And it's Hi, Ho, Chuks Aneke
    anywhere we go now baby
    I see our net is bulging
    As he scores a goal for us
    Ohhh it's obvious

    Crap attempt I know
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,616
    Purrington, whoooaahh!
    Purrington, whoooaahh!
    Just like Len Goodman
    Loves a 7 out of 10!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,464
    When he finds himself in times of trouble, Mrs Bowyer says to Lee, 
    "attacking is the answer, just you see" 
    And in the hot mid-Summer, Bowyer called his numbers 2 and 3,
    "we have to keep attacking, just trust me" 

    "We get it, Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee 
    we'll just keep on attacking, we get it Lee" 
    Get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee
    we'll just keep on attacking, get it Lee. 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,193
    Delete this thread, pretend it didn’t happen and we can all get on with our lives.

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