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Don't Do It Chums

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,684
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
As it's a quiet news day I thought you might enjoy this note from a 1950 programme.

I don't need to tell which club's fans it refers to.

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,465
    edited July 2019
    Presumably in one of last season's programmes ?
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,100

    Who's gonna read it to them ?


    Slowly.

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,986
    Words are too long for last season’s programme
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,849
    Obviously aimed at West Ham fans
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,990
    Have since added "Spanners" to the second rule of DON'T
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,193
    looking for loopholes: it seems entirely acceptable to throw soil, cinders, clinkers, stones bricks etc on to the playing pitch BEFORE the game.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Utter filthy abuse? Obviously someone paying attention back in the day. Now they can't hear anything the fans utter, particularly if they don't want to acknowledge the filthy abuse.
  • bigman backstick
    bigman backstick Posts: 76

    Just googled Clinkers, the Urban dictionary has the following: Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again! ... When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker. So this is what they used to get up to in the shadows of the halfway line terrace

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,915
    Soil? Not sure how you'd throw soil anyway!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Nothing about Waterloo station.

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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,055
    bigman backstick said:

    Just googled Clinkers, the Urban dictionary has the following: Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again! ... When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker. So this is what they used to get up to in the shadows of the halfway line terrace

    Wtf 
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,493

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,849
    killerandflash said:
    Soil? Not sure how you'd throw soil anyway!
    It’s a sod to pick up
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,404
    Chizz said:

    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,043
    se9addick said:
    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
    I remember the sign on the roof of the grandstand at the old Den, "Millwall Athletic & Football Club, founded 1888".

    Something like that, anyway.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,684
    se9addick said:
    Chizz said:

    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
    And Millwall Rovers and Morton's Scottish Jam FC
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,235
    Love the reference to cups.  My old Dad said they unwisely used to serve tea there in china cups.  You can guess the rest of the story....
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,121
    Chummers?

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