Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)
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If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with itFiiish said:
There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.Greenie said:
Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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Trying to. Normally someone is pretty good at slapping them down before they ruin the food for everyone else.Stu_of_Kunming said:
If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with itFiiish said:
There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.Greenie said:
Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.MrLargo said:Haywards make Piccalilli
Branston make pickle
Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
Coleman's make brown sauce
Hellmans make mayonnaise
Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce
Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.
Also Sarsons make malt vinegar
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A plate of food without meat is called a dessert13
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Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.5
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Put a load of condiments in their pockets. See how they like it!Fiiish said:
There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.Greenie said:
Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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People who eat cheese should not be allowed near children.
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I hope they wash their hands first.Big_Bad_World said:Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.
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Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.SantaClaus said:Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.
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Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.DaveMehmet said:
I hope they wash their hands first.Big_Bad_World said:Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.
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I gather this is anecdotally untrue. Isn't that how they got Mr Ed to talk?Big_Bad_World said:
Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.DaveMehmet said:
I hope they wash their hands first.Big_Bad_World said:Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.
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Lucky for you your missus isn't the same!!DaveMehmet said:
Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.SantaClaus said:Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.
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Rubbish, I love them.ValleyGary said:16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.
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Cor, love peanut butter, ask my Mrs, Seabiscuit3
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Kikkoman make the soy sauceJints said:
Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.MrLargo said:Haywards make Piccalilli
Branston make pickle
Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
Coleman's make brown sauce
Hellmans make mayonnaise
Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce
Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.
Also Sarsons make malt vinegar1 -
Everything "normal" (i.e. - not insects or domestic pets) is perfectly edible, if you have more than three regular everyday foods you wont eat, you are a whey-faced poltroon.2
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Neighhhh.Big_Bad_World said:Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.
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Your alright Pickle.Brendan_O_Connell said:Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!
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People who put tomato in sandwiches are the type of fools who take pasta salads to barbeques2
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Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.
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"Lunchtime drinks"? Are you from the 1980s?Fiiish said:
There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.Greenie said:
Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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Sounds wrong but I'm intrigued enough to give that a go.kimbo said:Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.
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Jamie Oliver is a cnut2
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Sprouts are for life, not just for Xmas.7
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Cheese is just off milk.0
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The 5 main meats in order of taste are:
Lamb
Beef
Chicken
Pork
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Black pudding is kosher0
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If I was only allowed to eat one animal it would be pig3
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232 Salad is what food eats2
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cafcdave123 said:
If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig
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