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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with it ;)
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited January 2019
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with it ;)
    Trying to. Normally someone is pretty good at slapping them down before they ruin the food for everyone else.
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,493
    MrLargo said:

    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.

    Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.

    Also Sarsons make malt vinegar



  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    A plate of food without meat is called a dessert
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    Put a load of condiments in their pockets. See how they like it!
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    People who eat cheese should not be allowed near children.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    SantaClaus said:

    Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.

    Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    DaveMehmet said:

    Big_Bad_World said:

    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
    Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Big_Bad_World said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Big_Bad_World said:

    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
    Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.
    I gather this is anecdotally untrue. Isn't that how they got Mr Ed to talk?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    DaveMehmet said:

    SantaClaus said:

    Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.

    Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.
    Lucky for you your missus isn't the same!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ValleyGary said:

    16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.

    Rubbish, I love them.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Cor, love peanut butter, ask my Mrs, Seabiscuit
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,841
    Jints said:

    MrLargo said:

    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.

    Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.

    Also Sarsons make malt vinegar



    Kikkoman make the soy sauce
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Everything "normal" (i.e. - not insects or domestic pets) is perfectly edible, if you have more than three regular everyday foods you wont eat, you are a whey-faced poltroon.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    Neighhhh.
    Lovely stuff, especially the consistency of..
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!

    Your alright Pickle. :)
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    People who put tomato in sandwiches are the type of fools who take pasta salads to barbeques
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.
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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    "Lunchtime drinks"? Are you from the 1980s?
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    kimbo said:

    Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.

    Sounds wrong but I'm intrigued enough to give that a go.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Jamie Oliver is a cnut
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    Sprouts are for life, not just for Xmas.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    Cheese is just off milk.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    The 5 main meats in order of taste are:

    Lamb
    Beef
    Chicken
    Pork
    Turkey
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Black pudding is kosher
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    If I was only allowed to eat one animal it would be pig
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    232 Salad is what food eats
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    cafcdave123 said:

    If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig

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