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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic
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Day 1799
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1800 and 1801.
He’s still here.
Oh Christmas shopping fuck...3 -
1800 days ago, England was a different country to the one it is today.
You could say ding dong to a young woman without being visited by the police.
Leave your front door unlocked and someone would come in and do the washing up.
Brexit was the name of the bathroom escape route when your lady friend's husband came home early from work.
Policemen were still seen on foot with a 12 inch trucheon.
Old folk were helped across the road whether they wanted to cross or not.
You would get up on a bus to give a pregnant woman a seat before realising she had just eaten all the pies.
You could buy a round and still have change of a £50 note.
Men would wear woman's clothes because it was a hobby not some journey to a new self.
You got more than 14 chips at the valley.
Donald Trump was just a loud mouthed businessman.
Fake news was just Alan Curbishley 16/1.
Soapbox Sam's box didn't have a kink in it.
Oh fuck 1801 days of counting.
Keep up the good work 3blokes you are the Rachel Riley of Charlton Life.
Ding Dong.9 -
Still here.0
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Yep he's still here...
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Day 1802.
He’s still here.
Oh just fuck off fuck..2 -
Day 1803.
But first a song -
You want the country in
the country out
In out
in out
You brexit all about
You don’t do the votey votey
Cos they’ll turn it down
And that’s how we fuck about.
Right, that’s quite enough of that.
Anyway, he’s still here.
Oh fuck...10 -
Day 1804.
Great win last night
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...1 -
Day 1805.
You vote your leader in
Your leader out
In out
In out
What’s It all about?
It’s the Tory party
And it’s split in two
on the Brexiting roundabout
Anyway, he’s still here
Oh fuck..
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And I fear "he" will still be here when "she" is long gone.
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Day 1806
And now a song
You put the backstop in
The backstop out
In out
In out
You move it all about
But you are fooling no one
It won’t pass the vote
Oh what a fuckabout
But anyway, he’s still here.
Oh fuck...7 -
I fear that that little ditty has been gnawing away at your swede for a couple of days now 3blokes?
Still takes your mind off that Belgian buffoon DUTCHE.... OOAAAHH NO!!!!!!1 -
Forget Brexit,
We want Rexit.3 -
Day 1807 and 1808.
How about a song?
You do the count each day
Till he’s gone away
Bins out
Bins out
Every bleeding week
It slowly does your head in
Till you have to shout
WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK OFF!!
(That’s the last one of Hokey Cokey week, I promise )
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...5 -
Day 1809
Doing all right on the pitch.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck ...0 -
Day 1810.
He’s still here.
Oh jingle fuck....1 -
Day 1811.
He’s still here.
Oh cracker fuck...0 -
Day 1812.
There will be no overtures made to him on this thread.
He’s still here.
Oh bang fuck...3 -
What about the overture to "The Damnation of Faust"?3blokes said:Day 1812.
There will be no overtures made to him on this thread.
He’s still here.
Oh bang fuck...
The "damnation" bit fits, at least!!
And his purchase of CAFC seems to have turned into a bit of a Faustian pact with the devil...
Oh, "All I Want For Christmas Is...." fuck!2 -
Day 1813.
How many more sleeps?
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...1 - Sponsored links:
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Day 1814 and 1815.
This morning we are lucky enough to have a recording of a recent interview with the B.O. discussing the way forward for us all.
Interviewer : Welcome to Chatshite.
The B.O. : I won’t be selling any players during this interview.
Interviewer: I’m sorry?
The B.O : ( with a gracious smile) That’s quite all right, your apology is accepted.
(The interviewer looks rather confused)
Interviewer : Er....ok, well—
The B.O ( smiling benignly) : Have you noticed?
Interviewer: What?
The B.O. : Have you noticed? The interview’s going on full pelt? And look! I’ve still not sold a single player! Not one!
(The interviewer looks baffled)
Interviewer : I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure what’s going —
The B.O : Oh him, he’s already gone, he left ages ago!
Interviewer : ( looking round) Who did?
The B.O : That mixed up Scottish madman!
Interviewer : What??
The B.O : Yes, him! But look! Still no players sold during this interview! Remember that! Not one!
Interviewer: Seriously...what???
The B.O : ( getting irritated) Look stop keep going on about him, you fucking idiot!!
Interviewer : What do you mean?
The B.O : Yes I’m warning you, leave it, motherfucker!!
Interviewer: But I don’t know what’s upsetting you!
The B.O : He’s not! You fucking are!! AARRGHHHHH!!
( And with that, The B.O launches himself at the interviewer, who quickly tries to bring the interview to a conclusion)
Interviewer: Right, well, LET GO OF MY NECK...thanks for coming in... any final Christmas message for the fans?
The B.O : YES I WISH THEY’D ALL PISS OFF!
Interviewer: Don’t you mean you wish them all peace?
The B.O: NO I FUCKING DONT!! ARRGHHH!
Well, let’s leave the B.O to enjoy his festive strangulation attempts, let us turn instead to our own celebrations, have a cool Yule everyone, a happy crimbo, seasonal merriment, and try not to dwell on the fact he’s still here.
Oh festive fuck...
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We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Now FUCK OFF ROLAND!
Ahhh christmas!5 -
The Bore's head in hand bear I
Bedecked with Boos and Ribaldry
And I pray you our Master be gloomy
And fuck thee off in January!4 -
No day off for you Count 3blokes.
You must keep observing in case he disappears before the very sad 5th anniversary on January 3rd.
Oh tinsel fuck.2 -
( Oooops how could I forget )
Day 1816.
He’s still here. Of course he is.
Oh fuck ...1 -
For all us sufferers on this thread...
If Roland were a Christmas Tree.
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Day 1817.
Christmas Dayand he’s still here.
Oh present day turkey fuck...2 -
Bob says no3blokes said:Day 1817.
Christmas Dayand he’s still here.
Oh present day turkey fuck...6 -
Day 1818.
He’s still here.
Oh bubble and squeak fuck...3 -
Day 1819.
He’s still here.
Oh that’s it about it for another year fuck...0
