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Your favourite terraces song

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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    BR3red said:

    Relegated season from Championship when we lost 3-0 most weeks

    Gallows humour

    “How shit must you be, you've only scored 2”

    “We’ve had a shot, we’ve had a shot”

    Everyone was in uproar after on this thread but when Reza shot into the Notth Upper “what the effing hell was that”

    MK Dons away in the relagation season. Someone started singing "Were gonna score in a minute."
    The whole away end looked at him like he was on drugs.
  • Other clubs (when they’re up for it)

    Leeds - Matching on Together
    Birmingham - Keep Right On
    Stoke - Delilah
    B.Rovers - Goodnight Irene
    Sheff U - Greasy Chip Butty
    Hibs - Sunshine on Leith
    WBA - The Lord is my Shepperd.

    Us:

    “Valley Floyd Road” of course
    Rufus is a dogs name”
    “Oh Andy Hunt”
    “Posh Spice is a slapper”
    “Was it really worth the wait” (after we went 4-0 up at Wolves in their first top flight game in 18 years)
    “Was it you who stole our roof” at the Scousers when the covered end was being re-developed.
    “Goodbye Horse”
    “Jorge Costa whooaaaa”

  • Other clubs (when they’re up for it)

    Leeds - Matching on Together
    Birmingham - Keep Right On
    Stoke - Delilah
    B.Rovers - Goodnight Irene
    Sheff U - Greasy Chip Butty
    Hibs - Sunshine on Leith
    WBA - The Lord is my Shepperd.

    Us:

    “Valley Floyd Road” of course
    Rufus is a dogs name”
    “Oh Andy Hunt”
    “Posh Spice is a slapper”
    “Was it really worth the wait” (after we went 4-0 up at Wolves in their first top flight game in 18 years)
    “Was it you who stole our roof” at the Scousers when the covered end was being re-developed.
    “Goodbye Horse”
    “Jorge Costa whooaaaa”

    It was not posh spice.
  • Was it not??

    Wears a wonder bra / thinks of Mendonca
    Head is in the clouds / thinks of Eddie Youds etc
  • The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope......
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    I will not forget the short, grim, Zheng Zhi 'song'.
    (ZZ played for CAFC, on loan, in the 2006/7 season. Signed by the club, prior to the 2007/08 season, he played for Charlton until the end of 2008/9 season. He captained the Chinese national team and has 100+ international caps).

    (To the tune of Lord Of The Dance )

    Zheng Zhi, wherever you may be,
    They eat dogs in your own country.



    Was it not
    Zheng Zhi wherever you may be
    You sell dodgy dvds
    Could be worse
    Could be Millwall
    Selling crack at a primary school
    Yeah, the dogs verse was man u song for Park Ji-Sung. Not untrue of Korea I suppose. Song finished with "it could be worse, you could be Scouse, eating rats in your council house". Charming.
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,385
    McBobbin said:

    I will not forget the short, grim, Zheng Zhi 'song'.
    (ZZ played for CAFC, on loan, in the 2006/7 season. Signed by the club, prior to the 2007/08 season, he played for Charlton until the end of 2008/9 season. He captained the Chinese national team and has 100+ international caps).

    (To the tune of Lord Of The Dance )

    Zheng Zhi, wherever you may be,
    They eat dogs in your own country.



    Was it not
    Zheng Zhi wherever you may be
    You sell dodgy dvds
    Could be worse
    Could be Millwall
    Selling crack at a primary school
    Yeah, the dogs verse was man u song for Park Ji-Sung. Not untrue of Korea I suppose. Song finished with "it could be worse, you could be Scouse, eating rats in your council house". Charming.
    That’s reminded me of ‘in your Liverpool slums’ another I’ve not heard for a while
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    CatAddick said:

    McBobbin said:

    I will not forget the short, grim, Zheng Zhi 'song'.
    (ZZ played for CAFC, on loan, in the 2006/7 season. Signed by the club, prior to the 2007/08 season, he played for Charlton until the end of 2008/9 season. He captained the Chinese national team and has 100+ international caps).

    (To the tune of Lord Of The Dance )

    Zheng Zhi, wherever you may be,
    They eat dogs in your own country.



    Was it not
    Zheng Zhi wherever you may be
    You sell dodgy dvds
    Could be worse
    Could be Millwall
    Selling crack at a primary school
    Yeah, the dogs verse was man u song for Park Ji-Sung. Not untrue of Korea I suppose. Song finished with "it could be worse, you could be Scouse, eating rats in your council house". Charming.
    That’s reminded me of ‘in your Liverpool slums’ another I’ve not heard for a while
    'you piss on the pavement and shit in the bath, you finger your nan coz you think it's a laugh...'
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    The Bradford city I am an anarchist is good
  • cs1986
    cs1986 Posts: 1,529
    Jackson's song was always decent
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  • I’ll forever remember the chant of “Killer” whenever he’d just scored/punched an opponent/given the lino a mouthful.
    Or all 3 together.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,645
    Not for the faint hearts but..

    late 70's?
    Half time,
    Sheffield Wednesday try to get to the Covered end from behind the West stand,*

    The 'invitation' of 'come on wednesday' was deafening.

    All those arrested that day who told their parents they were not were soon foiled when the Mercury printed a list the following Thursday.
  • If you've never heard it sung...

    The song is to the tune of "Annie's Song" by John Denver:[3]

    You Fill Up My Senses,

    Like A Gallon Of Magnet,

    Like A Packet Of Woodbines,

    Like A Good Pinch Of Snuff,

    Like A Night Out In Sheffield,

    Like A Greasy Chip Butty,

    Like Sheffield United,

    Come Fill Me Again,

    Na Na Na Na Na...OOOOHH!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    Nice to hear a song at the right speed rather than our 100mph approach.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    When Hearts went 22 unbeaten against hibs

    Oh oh oh it’s magic, you know
    22 games in a row
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    “HARK NOW ERE,
    THE CHARLTON SING,
    THE PALACE RUUUUUN AWAY”

    “AND WE WILL FIGHT,
    FOREVER MORE,
    BECAUSE OF SATURDAY”

    “HAAAAAARK NOW ERE.....”
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,255
    Doesn't get any better does it ?

    Nowhere near Hibs but Valley Floyd Road was great when we used to sing it slowly ......over & over again, one of the best was chelsea away in the FA cup many years ago
  • Against Huddersfield

    You can shove your record up your arse
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  • Doesn't get any better does it ?

    Nowhere near Hibs but Valley Floyd Road was great when we used to sing it slowly ......over & over again, one of the best was chelsea away in the FA cup many years ago
    I think the time it was sung when Defoe scored against us when playing for Spurs that sent us down was petty good.
  • When Brighton used to come to the Valley
    ''Does your boyfriend know your here?''
    or ''We can see you holding hands!''

    Good Banter, but very un PC.
  • jac52
    jac52 Posts: 636
    Ohhhh Nicky Baailey was a good one.

    I also enjoy Plymouth fans "you dirty northern bastards"
  • 2011/12

    Charlton Athletic, we're top of the league.
  • Middlesbrough home walk out game.

    "We want Roland out" went on constant for about 10 minutes. Virtually the entire 3 sides of the ground were on their feet, regardless of what the apologists will say.

    That was a goody.
  • Every Brighton away game, all four sides of the ground bellowing "stand up if you hate palice".
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344

    When Brighton used to come to the Valley
    ''Does your boyfriend know your here?''
    or ''We can see you holding hands!''

    Good Banter, but very un PC.

    Be careful, i once made a comment about songs sung against brighton and got 6 flags
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    edited December 2018

    Every Brighton away game, all four sides of the ground bellowing "stand up if you hate palice".

    When we played Man Utd away in our last old first div game, we sang you’re going to win the cup. As they were due to play palARSE the following week.
  • When Brighton used to come to the Valley
    ''Does your boyfriend know your here?''
    or ''We can see you holding hands!''

    Good Banter, but very un PC.

    Be careful, i once made a comment about songs sung against brighton and got 6 flags
    Should have got more.
  • stonemuse said:

    Nice to hear a song at the right speed rather than our 100mph approach.
    That’s brilliant. As you say a lesson that every football song hasn’t got to be rushed through.