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Your favourite terraces song

LennyLowrent
LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
in General Charlton
I remember very few, but the Fulham supporters one about a certain Bobby Z. to the tune of 'That's amore' comes to mind:

'When you sit in row Z and a ball hit your head that's Zamora...'

Yeah, sure a similar thread exist but too blitzed to search so, come on, give us a good one...
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    edited November 2018
    You only sing when you’re rimming
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,675
    Simon Jordan is a wanker is a wanker.

    Simon Jordan is a wanker is a wanker
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I always liked:

    Don't blame it on biscan
    Don't blame it on hamman
    Don't blame it on Finnan
    Blame it on traore!
    He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.

    When you are being heckled by your own fans, that's bad. What worse is we then bought him
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    For Charlton I always loved the "Team of Kermorgants chant" and also like Lyle Taylor's
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    You’ve lost Ndlovu and Phelan

    Terrace genius.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,675
    McBobbin said:

    I always liked:

    Don't blame it on biscan
    Don't blame it on hamman
    Don't blame it on Finnan
    Blame it on traore!
    He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.

    When you are being heckled by your own fans, that's bad. What worse is we then bought him

    I was on holiday in Majorca when we signed him.
    I logged on to a Liverpool forum to see what I could find out about him.

    He had come 1st in a poll of the worse Liverpool signings ever.
    Almost ruined me holiday.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    blackpool72 said:

    McBobbin said:

    I always liked:

    Don't blame it on biscan
    Don't blame it on hamman
    Don't blame it on Finnan
    Blame it on traore!
    He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.

    When you are being heckled by your own fans, that's bad. What worse is we then bought him

    I was on holiday in Majorca when we signed him.
    I logged on to a Liverpool forum to see what I could find out about him.

    He had come 1st in a poll of the worse Liverpool signings ever.
    Almost ruined me holiday.
    And he has a Champions League winners medal...
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    I did like the Liverpool Peter Crouch one

    "He's big, He's red, His feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch."
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    ... you walk into the Waterman’s Arms
    You hear a mighty roar ...
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    We are the right side, we are the right side,
    We’re the right side Covered End
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  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Hello hello, we are the Charlton boys.
    Hello hello, we are the Charlton boys.
    And if you are a palace fan surrender or you'll die,
    We all follow the Charlton
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    We are the Covered End...
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    Danny Murphy, you're a wan....., your'e a wan.....
  • Pringle
    Pringle Posts: 464
    Big fat
    Big fat Pete
    Big fat Peter Garland
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    A none Charlton one of mine is the man United "city are a massive club" hasn't aged very well though!
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,411
    Not quite pro Charlton, but i did enjoy Northampton away ' Shes got a pie in her pocket' was proper jokes.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Andy Goram, the Rangers goalie was diagnose with schizophrenia, they used to sing 'Theres only two Andy Gorams'
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    Yippee I ay, Yippee I O

    whatever happened to that?
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    edited November 2018
    Back to The Valley, we're going back to The Valley, back to The Valley, we're here going back to The Valley, back to The Valley, we're going back to The Valley, back to The Valley..

    repeat continuously at the Baseball Ground
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    when in full voice leeds can be quite impressive

    my personal fave is sheff utd greasy chip butty
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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, we had a decent ground about a season ago*, now we've got this shit instead, wherever we may roam, The Valley is our home, and you'll always find me singing this song, show me the way to go home.

    *change to any timeframe between 1 and 5
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    palarsehater said:

    when in full voice leeds can be quite impressive

    my personal fave is sheff utd greasy chip butty

    Yeh, if that's song with the tune to Annie's Song, that's top notch.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    You can stick your Selhurst Park up your arse, you can stick your Selhurst Park up your arse, you can stick your Selhurst Park, stick your Selhurst Park, stick your Selhurst Park up your arse - Sideways.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    One goal went past Perry, want past Perry Suckling, one goal and a dog - shit went past Perry Suckling; two goals went past Perry etc etc etc up to 9, then start again.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,790
    Two Andy Gorams was clever.

    He's got two yella cards,
    He's got two yella cards,
    We've got to Sodjes,
    He's got two yella cards

    was even cleverer.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy". Newcastle fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    'Youre not West Ham anymore.'

    It really hurt WH when it was first sung
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    "He's Iranian, Iranian - scores goals" to the tune of She's a Maniac.

    <3 Reza

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    I like the one about a grandfather buying his grandson a toy, hanging on a string.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,811
    palarsehater said:

    when in full voice leeds can be quite impressive

    my personal fave is sheff utd greasy chip butty

    agree, that's a proper terrace chant

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