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Who would you rather have a beer with?

Dave2l
Dave2l Posts: 8,866
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A. Simon Jordan
B. Richard Murrary (Not allowed to discuss the takeover)

A. Alan Curbishley
B. Chris Powell

A. Steven Gerrard
B. Frank Lampard

A. Gary Linekar
B. Alan Shearer

A. Brian Cox
B. David Attenborough

..... you've had a few pints and then get the pleasure of choice regarding some extra company

A. Rachel Riley
B. Susanna Reid

....the following afternoon you re-enter the pub and once again have a selection of options....

(Alive or dead)

A. Queen Elizabeth I
B. Margaret Thatcher

A. Isacc Newton
B. Albert Einstein

A. Sam Bartram
B. Derek Hales

A. Claus Jensen
B. Dean Kiely (erase the palace thing from your memory before any kind of decision is made)

A. Gareth Southgate
B. Glenn Hoddle

A. Jimi Hendrix
B. John Lennon

Done
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  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,725
    Speaking to them dead would be a slightly one way convo
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Who in their right mind would want to have a beer with Simon Jordan?
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    PopIcon said:

    Who in their right mind would want to have a beer with Simon Jordan?

    simon jordan
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,963
    PopIcon said:

    Who in their right mind would want to have a beer with Simon Jordan?

    Can i smash the pint glass into his face?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,739
    PopIcon said:

    Who in their right mind would want to have a beer with Simon Jordan?

    Or Susanna Reid who’s a pathetic Nigel also .
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Alright, I'll have a go.

    B. Richard Murray
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard
    A. Gary Lineker
    B. David Attenborough
    A. Rachel Riley
    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    B. Albert Einstein
    A. Sam Bartram
    B. Dean Kiely
    A. Gareth Southgate
    A. Jimi Hendrix

    They were all easy choices apart from Deano and Claus.

  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    edited September 2018
    B. Richard Murray, if only to understand what went wrong and how he lost his grip on reality.

    A. Alan Curbishley, would have to be Curbs as I might try hugging CP too much for his liking.

    B. Frank Lampard, hardest choice but Gerrard's voice bugs me.

    A. Gary Linekar, he might bring crisps with him.

    B. David Attenborough, legend.

    ..... you've had a few pints and then get the pleasure of choice regarding some extra company

    A. Rachel Riley, Sussana is lovely but she is a Nigel.

    ....the following afternoon you re-enter the pub and once again have a selection of options....

    (Alive or dead)

    A. Queen Elizabeth I, proper iron lady.

    B. Albert Einstein, would love to know where he got his hair cut.

    B. Derek Hales, his stories would be a bit more laddish.

    B. Dean Kiely (erase the palace thing from your memory before any kind of decision is made), I would ask him if he knew how much Andy Todd paid for his house.

    B. Glenn Hoddle, just to see how long he stayed whilst I tried to take the piss out of his religious ideas.

    A. Jimi Hendrix, guitar legend.

  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Susanna Reid all day (night) long.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Can I tell Murray, Powell, Lampard, Lineker and Attenborough that I've enjoyed their company an awful lot but would they mind leaving the pub as I am meeting a lady called Rachel shortly?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Isaac Newton or Enstein would be a laugh a minute.
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Richard Murray
    Chris Powell
    Stevie G
    Gary Linekar
    Brian Cox
    Rachel Riley
    Queen Elizabeth I
    Albert Einstein
    Sam Bartram
    Claus Jensen
    Gareth Southgate
    John Lennon
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    edited September 2018
    DaveMehmet said:

    Isaac Newton or Enstein would be a laugh a minute.

    Anyone who wouldn't take Einstein for a beer is completely heartless. Look how desperate he is for a good drink.

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  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    Croydon said:

    Susanna Reid all day (night) long.

    You go first mate I will go second I love frustrated women.
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,689
    Vincenzo said:

    Alright, I'll have a go.

    B. Richard Murray
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard
    A. Gary Lineker
    B. David Attenborough
    A. Rachel Riley
    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    B. Albert Einstein
    A. Sam Bartram
    B. Dean Kiely
    A. Gareth Southgate
    A. Jimi Hendrix

    They were all easy choices apart from Deano and Claus.

    This except I might swap Lennon for Hendrix.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2018
    Richard Murrary
    Alan Curbishley
    Steven Gerrard
    Alan Shearer
    Brian Cox
    Susanna Reid (I seriously want to bone her - dead or alive)
    Margaret Thatcher
    Issac Newton
    Derek Hales
    Dean Kiely
    Gareth Southgate
    Jimi Hendrix
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcledbury said:

    Croydon said:

    Susanna Reid all day (night) long.

    You go first mate I will go second I love frustrated women.
    I’ll go 3rd - I love seriously frustrated women
  • CL_Phantom
    CL_Phantom Posts: 5,513
    edited September 2018
    B. Richard Murrary
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard - can understand him

    Washing my hair

    A. Brian Cox - his enthusiasm is something else

    B. Susanna Reid - I'm young, shed definitely want a bit

    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    B. Albert Einstein

    B. Derek Hales - to ask if he remembers taking a pe session at my dad's school

    A. Claus Jensen
    B. Glenn Hoddle
    A. Jimi Hendrix - would get wasted
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Excellent amalgamation of ten potential threads into one!!

    I’d go Murray, Powell, Lamps, Shearer, then sneak off early for some body grooming for Suzanna Reid’s benefit.

    I’d have a lay in the next morning, still be counting my lucky stars, then pick it all up with ‘you never guess who I shagged last night’ Killer. I’d then bore Deano and Southgate with the same story, before sacking off early again hoping that Rachel falls for the ‘you meant last night? I’m such an idiot’ routine before smothering our bodies with an upmarket low-fat humus.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I can’t choose between Suzanna Reid or Rachel Riley. Can I toss?
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,146
    Everybody but simon Jordan, steve gerrard and thatcher the milk snatcher
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  • bristoladdick
    bristoladdick Posts: 1,147
    B. Richard Murray
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard
    B. Alan Shearer
    B. David Attenborough
    A. Rachel Riley
    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    A. Isaac Newton (the gravity of the situation)
    A. Sam Bartram
    B. Dean Kiely
    A. Gareth Southgate
    B. John Lennon (tough call this one)
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Simon Jordan. To chuck my beer and then his over him and watch the fake tan wash off. I'd then go and grab myself a fresh beer to drink alone in silence and comfort.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2018
    CL_Phantom said:

    B. Richard Murrary
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard - can understand him

    Washing my hair

    A. Brian Cox - his enthusiasm is something else

    B. Susanna Reid - I'm young, shed definitely want a bit

    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    B. Albert Einstein

    B. Derek Hales - to ask if he remembers taking a pe session at my dad's school

    A. Claus Jensen
    B. Glenn Hoddle
    A. Jimi Hendrix - would get wasted

    Let’s get this right - you’ve got the chance of Riley or Reid and you’re rather shag a shed?

    Will I am is ready for you...

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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,791
    Richard Murrary
    Chris Powell
    Steven Gerrard
    Gary Linekar
    Brian Cox
    Rachel Riley
    Queen Elizabeth I
    Isacc Newton
    Sam Bartram
    Dean Kiely
    Gareth Southgate
    Jimi Hendrix
  • CL_Phantom
    CL_Phantom Posts: 5,513
    ricky_otto said:

    CL_Phantom said:

    B. Richard Murrary
    B. Chris Powell
    B. Frank Lampard - can understand him

    Washing my hair

    A. Brian Cox - his enthusiasm is something else

    B. Susanna Reid - I'm young, shed definitely want a bit

    A. Queen Elizabeth I
    B. Albert Einstein

    B. Derek Hales - to ask if he remembers taking a pe session at my dad's school

    A. Claus Jensen
    B. Glenn Hoddle
    A. Jimi Hendrix - would get wasted

    Let’s get this right - you’ve got the chance of Riley or Reid and you’re rather shag a shed?

    Will I am is ready for you...

    imageimage
    I just want it to last longer than 30 seconds tbh
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    John Lennon's doing absolutely shit
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    edited September 2018
    Dave2l said:



    A. Simon Jordan
    B. Richard Murrary (Not allowed to discuss the takeover) * won't discuss the takeover...but will get him pissed up and let him spill some beans
    B.)

    Mine...just because, well, why not.

    A. Alan Curbishley *This is tough. I will say Curbs...but only just.
    A)
    B. Chris Powell

    A. Steven Gerrard
    B. Frank Lampard *Lamps....more of a genuine easy going fella
    B.)

    A. Gary Linekar
    B. Alan Shearer *Shearer is slightly more interesting. Just get the feeling that Linekar would be desperate to leave. Don't massively warm to either of them.
    B.)

    A. Brian Cox
    B. David Attenborough * I love all the space shit but I prefer Attenborough and old people are just great for many reasons.
    B.)

    ..... you've had a few pints and then get the pleasure of choice regarding some extra company

    A. Rachel Riley
    B. Susanna Reid *yes....wear the palace shirt if you must. While we romantically kiss and it has become rather apparent that intercouse is not a million miles away....I may rip the palace shirt off and throw it out the window.
    (Then you probably hit me and tell me to get out)
    B.)

    ....the following afternoon you re-enter the pub and once again have a selection of options....

    (Alive or dead)

    A. Queen Elizabeth I * just has to be. Would be insanely amazing and intriguing.
    A)
    B. Margaret Thatcher


    A. Isacc Newton * I would inform him just how much people appriciate him. I would also tell him about what a difference he made and tell him what we now know about life. He would love it.
    A)
    B. Albert Einstein

    A. Sam Bartram * I think so. Would be class
    A)
    B. Derek Hales

    A. Claus Jensen * He's a musician and it would be great to discuss all things charlton.
    A)
    B. Dean Kiely (erase the palace thing from your memory before any kind of decision is made)

    A. Gareth Southgate * Top bloke and it would be good to learn a few things.
    A)
    B. Glenn Hoddle

    A. Jimi Hendrix * A legend with admirable natural musical talent.
    A)
    B. John Lennon

    Done

  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    edited September 2018
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  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    edited September 2018
    B. Richard Murray
    A. Alan Curbishley
    B. Frank Lampard
    A. Gary Linekar
    B. David Attenborough
    B. Susanna Reid (tough choice that)
    B. Margaret Thatcher
    B. Albert Einstein
    B. Derek Hales
    B. Dean Kiely
    A. Gareth Southgate
    B. John Lennon

    A lot of Bs there

  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    Bedsaddick said:

    PopIcon said:

    Who in their right mind would want to have a beer with Simon Jordan?

    Or Susanna Reid who’s a pathetic Nigel also .
    id even let her wear her palace top

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