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TRIBUTE TO BORIS JOHNSON THREAD.

soapy_jones
soapy_jones Posts: 21,352
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No?

Ok.

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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    I think it reasonable to attempt to say something nice on these occasions. So I have searched my soul long and hard and the best I can come up with is that he's a c*nt.
  • Manicmania
    Manicmania Posts: 1,594
    Did he die?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    bobmunro said:

    I think it reasonable to attempt to say something nice on these occasions. So I have searched my soul long and hard and the best I can come up with is that he's a c*nt.

    You have crossed a line with you generosity towards him there!
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    bobmunro said:

    I think it reasonable to attempt to say something nice on these occasions. So I have searched my soul long and hard and the best I can come up with is that he's a c*nt.

    You have crossed a line with you generosity towards him there!
    One of my many faults, Mutts.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    You can't polish a turd.
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    Damn, was hoping this was an RIP thread.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,051
    Addickted said:

    You can't polish a turd.

    But you can apparently roll it in glitter, stick a mop on its head and make it Foreign Secretary!
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    Egomaniac:

    A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    https://youtu.be/YO9F6BDffx4
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,737
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  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    edited July 2018
    I think Prague kicked it off pretty well:

    Picaninnies
    London Stadium
    Garden Bridge
    Brit in Iran
    Fcuk Business
    Supporting the Swiss/Norway Brexit then stiffing the country
    3rd runway
    US citizenship
    Looking like Trump's intellectually challenged younger brother
    Rugby kid in Tokyo
    Hillsboro
    Luxury resort Sirte after dead bodies gone

    Over to you for more.

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited July 2018
    You can polish a turd according to Mythbusters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,352
    Blimey. How will my "TRIBUTE TO DONALD TRUMP THREAD" thread go down next week?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Just wait until they stick him up as PM after May gets her vote of no confidence next week.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    He has cooked his goose in terms of any ambitions to be PM in my opinion. A selfish, ambitious, guffawing public-school arse who massively over-rates his popularity in the country and is an embarrassment abroad. Why do we tolerate these dinosaurs - Rees-Mogg is another completely deluded out-of-touch weirdo who some would be happy lording it over us. None of that stopped Donald Trump however....
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Good riddance to the useless twat. When we are crying out for politicians of integrity, his every action is motivated by political ambition. Despicable clown of a human being.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    He'll have a job in the Trump Administration within a month.

    I am maybe 30% joking there.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited July 2018
    or you could have the Marxist /IRA/ Hamass loving Corbyn stearing us into socialist oblivion. Or how about Khan ? hows that going for you in London ?

  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Goonerhater said:

    or you could have the Marxist /IRA/ Hamass loving Corbyn stearing us into socialist oblivion. Or how about Khan ? hows that going for you in London ?

    A better Mayor than the useless and corrupt Johnson.

  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Goonerhater said:

    or you could have the Marxist /IRA/ Hamass loving Corbyn stearing us into socialist oblivion. Or how about Khan ? hows that going for you in London ?

    A better Mayor than the useless and corrupt Johnson.

    I expected Khan to be good. Unfortunately he has achieved very little.
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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,290
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    ha hs ha Khan isnt corrupt ? u aint no Guru at all
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,848
    stonemuse said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Goonerhater said:

    or you could have the Marxist /IRA/ Hamass loving Corbyn stearing us into socialist oblivion. Or how about Khan ? hows that going for you in London ?

    A better Mayor than the useless and corrupt Johnson.

    I expected Khan to be good. Unfortunately he has achieved very little.
    He has done a fantastic job on blaming everything that has gone wrong that you could claim is part of his remit on central government though to be fair.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    We now onto moaning about Khan. Weirdos, get your own thread
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    bobmunro said:

    I think it reasonable to attempt to say something nice on these occasions. So I have searched my soul long and hard and the best I can come up with is that he's a c*nt.

    I respectfully disagree.

    They have their uses.....
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    Boris wouldn't sanction a much loved London start for the Tour de France, primarily because he would have been out of office when the race took place and he'd consequently lose out on the glory. However, he did encourage the installation of the cycle super highway along the Victoria embankment to pick up the glory even though he knew full well that it'll have to be dug up again!

    The £10 million stretch of cycle lane could also be dug up in order to get access and move the gas pipe.
    What's more, LBC understands Boris was aware this would happen back in 2015 after Transport for London officials told his team at City Hall.
    But the former mayor wanted to get on with the job of completing the tax-payer funded cycle super-highway by the time he completed his second term in office.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,446
    The ultimate useless scumbag - clueless and completely lacking in any integrity.
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