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Cute Words your children pronounce wrong

paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
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When my son was 2 he asked for some cubumber.

And it was so cute every now and then I say Toby say Cucumber and ofcourse the response is Cubumber and it melts my heart.

Unfortunatly yesterday I said Toby say Cucumber and his response was Cucumber obviously I was proud he has learnt to say it properly but part of me misses the cute Cubumber.



So what words did or do your kids mispronounce that you think is cute
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  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    edited May 2018
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  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Pecilan
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    LennyLowrent said:

    Pecilan

    Age??
    Have they stopped now or still saying it
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,763
    paulie8290 said:

    When my son was 2 he asked for some cubumber.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO8ViIwE-rk
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    paulie8290 said:

    LennyLowrent said:

    Pecilan

    Age??
    Have they stopped now or still saying it
    She was 2.5 (now 27)
    Stopped at 3, resumed at 16...
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,220
    Tomato
  • kidbrookeaddick
    kidbrookeaddick Posts: 1,051
    edited May 2018
    My 3 year old has always struggled with the word biscuit. If we're in a shop and near the aisle he will say look at all the "bigdicks"
  • Rylo
    Rylo Posts: 860
    My two year old son. Arse cream. Ice cream, of course...
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,959
    I notice little uns' seem to struggle with the word breakfast. My youngest used to say "bleklist" whilst his cousin of the same age would say "bestas".
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  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    edited May 2018
    My daughter used to compalin that I went out drinking beard with my mates after a Charlton match.
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    I have no idea why, but when my son was 2 going on 3 he would use the word Gobby for a Frog. I'm assuming he was getting confused with Froggy!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    edited May 2018
    My eldest daughter called caterpillars "calapitters", and moustaches and spaghetti "boustaches" and "bascetti" I do miss that.

    Youngest used to pronounce my name (Chris) as "piss" much to the amusement of my eldest and the kids next do, to the point where I can hear them calling me it when they don't think I can hear. Such respect I command!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    'bath time' was the mid interval of a football match.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    edited May 2018
    My eldest used to call binoculars Golars and still to this day can't say vinegar, it's vigener, she'll be 17 next month!
    my youngest used to grass her sister up by saying "Oh Dad, Lily said a square word!"
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    During the Winter Olympics my eldest would call the host city PyangCheong not PyeongChang


  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    My 5-year old thinks we recently spent a pleasant weekend in the Hot Worlds (aka Cotswolds).
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    My kids say 'dad is it your round' what they really mean is 'dad I'll get you a drink'.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    McBobbin said:

    My eldest daughter called caterpillars "calapitters", and moustaches and spaghetti "boustaches" and "bascetti" I do miss that.

    Youngest used to pronounce my name (Chris) as "piss" much to the amusement of my eldest and the kids next do, to the point where I can hear them calling me it when they don't think I can hear. Such respect I command!

    Ha ha. Rings a bell. When my kids were young we had a young french student stay with us on an exchange visit - bit of much needed extra money for us. The french lad's name was Christoff, which my 3 year old could only pronounce as Pissedoff.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Mine both used to call them “cumbers” when they were little, my daughter also used to like to ask if I could take them to the cinemarket....
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Blackcurrant - my youngest says it far too quickly.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Soldiers instead of Shoulders.
    My missus when she's trying to be clever say's, "can you be more pacific" instead of Specific. I don't know she don't just say why don't you just feck off as normal. ;)
  • WHAddick
    WHAddick Posts: 1,146
    My two had some great ones:

    Wallip for wallet
    Loff for loft
    Frab for crab
    Meme for cream
    Whifber for whisper
    Tellen box for tv

    My personal fav:

    Conflatable balls
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,385
    Scum instead of Millwall

    (seriously, best one was moathead instead of moped - still occasionally slips out now 15 years later)
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    My youngest used to get Bucks Fizz muddled up.
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,701
    My littlest is 3 and obviously loves chips. He’s always called them bippies, but a couple of months ago started actually saying chips. WTF? I was gutted! He even goes as far as to correct me if I say bippies through habit. “No daddy, chips”!
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,701
    Just thought of another one. The little man loves Cheerios, but I always buy the cheap alternative from Lidl. He’s always asking for “effin Cheerios”, which shocked me at first. Until I realised the pack had an elephant on the front, so he was trying to day “elephant Cheerios” ha!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    Im 24 and the word Roland still comes out as "cunt"
  • AppyAddick
    AppyAddick Posts: 1,475
    Callumcafc said:

    paulie8290 said:

    When my son was 2 he asked for some cubumber.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO8ViIwE-rk
    Trying so hard not to post anything...... :smile:
  • fat man on a moped
    fat man on a moped Posts: 932
    When my oldest son Christopher was about 3 or 4 he had trouble prounouncing certain words, especially his name. Never the less when were away at a holiday camp he did like to get up on stage and join in with the entertainment and games.

    Normally once getting the children onstage the host would go round to each one and ask them their names. On the first few nights he had trouble making them understand he was called Christopher and probably felt embarresed.

    On the next night he obviously remembered the previous night's episode..............

    Host: 'So young man, what's your name?'
    Chris: 'Trevor'

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