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What have you eaten in your perfumed midnight hour..?

LennyLowrent
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He asks munching on cooking chocolate. ...
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Flange.
Sorry, I’ve lowered the tone after 1 post6 -
At 2am on Christmas morning, on return from the pub, found the stuffing for the turkey in a big bowl in the fridge.
Was woken around 5 hours later when my mum got all weird and bitchy because apparently about half of the stuffing had disappeared and the remainder had finger-shaped gouge marks in it.8 -
Jam. A whole jar. With my fingers. Like a pissed up Paddington.14
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Smoke salmon and cream cheese bagels from the Bevel shop in Ridley Road at 3am.
Our still hot bread from the Greek baker near our house at 4.00am0 -
Have literally squirted BBQ sauce onto 2 slices of bread, slapped together and eaten when pissed/starving1