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What have you eaten in your perfumed midnight hour..?

He asks munching on cooking chocolate. ...

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Flange.


    Sorry, I’ve lowered the tone after 1 post :wink:
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    At 2am on Christmas morning, on return from the pub, found the stuffing for the turkey in a big bowl in the fridge.

    Was woken around 5 hours later when my mum got all weird and bitchy because apparently about half of the stuffing had disappeared and the remainder had finger-shaped gouge marks in it.
  • Pringle
    Pringle Posts: 464
    Jam. A whole jar. With my fingers. Like a pissed up Paddington.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,219
    Smoke salmon and cream cheese bagels from the Bevel shop in Ridley Road at 3am.

    Our still hot bread from the Greek baker near our house at 4.00am
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    Have literally squirted BBQ sauce onto 2 slices of bread, slapped together and eaten when pissed/starving