Can you get too much head ?
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So says the student doing bar work.Addickted2TheReds said:I do think this is a bit of a grey area, which largely depends on the business of the bar IMO.
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She, not it, Rodders - please stop objectifying women.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Wonder if you were to use that line at the end of a first date if it would go down well.Daggs said:Only me who thought of fellatio then ..........................
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Brilliantly dryExiled_Addick said:
She, not it, Rodders - please stop objectifying women.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
Wonder if you were to use that line at the end of a first date if it would go down well.Daggs said:Only me who thought of fellatio then ..........................
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I'm glad that wasn't #MeTooblackpool72 said:
Me tooDaggs said:Only me who thought of fellatio then ..........................
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I thought most beer glasses were just over a pint & had a white line so you could have a head on it. Obviously more important for bitter drinkers but for us fat lardy larger drinkers having a head on a pint is a no no.
And yes, I opened this thread thinking (or maybe hoping) it was more to do with oral pleasure.0 -
Trading standards think you're wrong!Addickted2TheReds said:I do think this is a bit of a grey area, which largely depends on the business of the bar IMO.
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March 14th...but you'll have to buy him a steak too!!!guinnessaddick said:ricky_otto said:
@guinnessaddick, see above - are you able to give him head?charltonkeston said:How does this work with Guinness? It has to have a head.
You'll be waiting a fooking long time.
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Who give's a monkeys.
After ten pints a couple of ml's doesn't really matter does it? Ooh I'm potentially due another quarter of a pint.
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I remember watching one of them agency barmen out the Oak trying to pull a pint of Guinness once, it was painfull0
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I enjoyed it.i_b_b_o_r_g said:I remember watching one of them agency barmen out the Oak trying to pull a pint of Guinness once, it was painfull
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Ever tried pouring a Guinness shandy?
Yes someone who orders that shouldnt be drinking, or they're on a wind up!0 -
No, most glasses aren't lined, so any head you get will be at the expense of liquidgolfaddick said:I thought most beer glasses were just over a pint & had a white line so you could have a head on it. Obviously more important for bitter drinkers but for us fat lardy larger drinkers having a head on a pint is a no no.
And yes, I opened this thread thinking (or maybe hoping) it was more to do with oral pleasure.0 -
Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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Personally I'd give you an empty pint glass, a half of bitter and a bottle of light ale.RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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Only once I can assure you. And believe me I have been given that !RedMist said:
Personally I'd give you an empty pint glass, a half of bitter and a bottle of light ale.RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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It's really hard to pour half a pint into a pint glass with a hand pump accurately!RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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Ok i'd pour a half of bitter then pour that into a pint glass, open a bottle of light ale and top the pint glass up with it, anything left in the bottle id quickly neckRaplhMilne said:
Only once I can assure you. And believe me I have been given that !RedMist said:
Personally I'd give you an empty pint glass, a half of bitter and a bottle of light ale.RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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And my old man, god bless him, would have given it straight back to you with a 'Bitter in first mate or else I'll find another pub which knows how to serve it properly' retort.RedMist said:
Personally I'd give you an empty pint glass, a half of bitter and a bottle of light ale.RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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PWOR anything but the title...
In answer to the thread title.
NO.
Unless you're referring to booze.0 -
I'd have the manners to wave him offRedChaser said:
And my old man, god bless him, would have given it straight back to you with a 'Bitter in first mate or else I'll find another pub which knows how to serve it properly' retort.RedMist said:
Personally I'd give you an empty pint glass, a half of bitter and a bottle of light ale.RaplhMilne said:Go for the light and bitter, many places still go over the half way mark with the bitter, giving you a 110-115% measure which can mean a 35 to 40p upside.
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Having a pint and getting good head is never gonna be straightforward.
Spillage?
When your knees tremble you'll need to be more than half way thru your drink or your fellater's getting a beer shampoo. I can't see that going well.
A pilled up strippagram noshed the groom-to-be at his stag do many years ago. He'd forgotten the CCTV in the committee room was streaming to the screen behind the bar, tiny black and white image but unmistakable. He definitely put his drink down tho... His Mrs never found out either, rugby club's more secretive than the freemasons.0
