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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,405
    The knees hardly work when you get out of bed in the morning
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    thai malaysia addick said:

    The knees hardly work when you get out of bed in the morning

    Or the six times you get out of bed during the night.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    Nose hair grows an inch a day.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,681
    You read the 50 years ago section in some newspapers and remember it well.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,764
    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Never heard of that, sounds painful.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,764
    .....it was
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,708
    Entering date of birth online.

    Click on the year drop down box, (it ain't there) scroll down (it still ain't there) scroll down some more, and then some. Jeez ...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,638
    ricky_otto said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
    Some of our noses aren’t as numb as yours due to the action it’s seen mate.

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  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,394
    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park :-(
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,335
    JamesSeed said:

    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park :-(

    I know, the traffic these days!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
    Some of our noses aren’t as numb as yours due to the action it’s seen mate.
    I think you might be confusing me with Daniella Westbrook.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2018
    JamesSeed said:

    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park in a mobility scooter :-(

  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,378
    SuedeAdidas said:

    .....it was

    And women bang on about childbirth. They don’t know real pain.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,405
    edited January 2018
    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    edited January 2018
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,786
    limeygent said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
    That's some front line. Stanley Matthews, Timothy Leary, Duncan Edwards & Alfred Kinsey.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    golfaddick said:

    limeygent said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
    That's some front line. Stanley Matthews, Timothy Leary, Duncan Edwards & Alfred Kinsey.
    Darn kids.....
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,509
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    You’ve left out dear old Johnny Summers!

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  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    You're watching a TV show and it's sponsored by an over 50s dating company

    (Impossible Railways on Yesterday, very good!).
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Wilma said:

    You're watching a TV show and it's sponsored by an over 50s dating company

    (Impossible Railways on Yesterday, very good!).

    Watching a Railway TV show.....proper Charlton.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    When entering your DOB on line and you have to scroll back a long way in the YEAR drop down...
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    When you appear on the celebrities who are still alive thread.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,012
    When your laces need tying , you try to think of anything else that can be done while you are down there.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,276
    When you buy shoes with velcro fastening, saves the problem with shoelaces.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,133
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    The one imprinted on my brain is from a couple of years later, Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover :smile:
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,679
    iaitch said:

    When you buy shoes with velcro fastening, saves the problem with shoelaces.

    I'd rather kill myself.
    Loafers and a long handled shoe horn are the way to go.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    When one of the younger people you work with turns up in a fully zipped up Parker Coat, and you say 'oh you've come as a Mod' and they say with a straight face 'whats a Mod'?

    FFS.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,759
    Greenie said:

    When one of the younger people you work with turns up in a fully zipped up Parker Coat, and you say 'oh you've come as a Mod' and they say with a straight face 'whats a Mod'?

    FFS.

    Hahahaha, brilliant.




    (What is a mod?)

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