Xmas Threads - Best, Worst and WTF presents
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My brother wasclb74 said:Was anyone lucky enough to get half season ticket
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When my nan died we cleared out my granddad's cupboards. He had about 30 bottles of old spice in there... Always told everyone that he loved getting it for Christmaslimeygent said:Box of "Old Spice" crap, it'll go in the cupboard next to last year's box of "Old Spice" crap.
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I did also buy myself tickets to see the league of Gentlemen. Result! Anybody got any bottle orange doove!2
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Thought my presents were pretty good but just noticed someone bought me Belgian chocolates!2
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I got 4 cans of Skol. 2.8%.
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Best - a nice shirt. And a new monitor for my desk setup.
Worst - chefs hat and apron. I think its supposed to be ironic. I don't even cook.
WTF. A shirt folder thing like Sheldon uses in the big bang theory. Like what makes you think I want that???0 -
Surely WTF, as in "wtf is the matter with you for getting me this".AFKABartram said:Best, Worst or WTF, really not sure what a half season ticket falls under...
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Dont think I got a worst or WTF present this year.
From the wife I got a new set of pjamas and bag for work purposes which'll make me look smarter whilst my in-laws got me some Hugo Boss aftershave.
In addition they got me and my wife a few bits for the nursery including a large Winnie the Pooh stuffed toy from the Disney store as we've gone for that sort of theme
My Brother in Law has got us a Gift package for a photoshoot which I think we'll use when baby is here meaning we can have a big group photo with both families once he/she has arrived.
Certainly one of the better years!!!4 -
The FIL’s just left and on his way out gave us a cheque for £1500. They were talking about taking us away at Easter but couldn’t make it so told us to spend it on a holiday.DaveMehmet said:The FIL’s just turned up and given us £100 theatre vouchers, quality.
Me and my wife didn’t really need anything so we just bought a couple of little bits and booked Center Parcs for the new year.
She did buy me a lightsaber toothbrush and a Star Wars tin of toiletries though, which are great.
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Ha, ha. My wife got me one of those a couple of years back as an ironic statement on my mild OCD as we'd seen it the programme. I use it every time I do the ironing now so the jokes on her...cantersaddick said:Best - a nice shirt. And a new monitor for my desk setup.
Worst - chefs hat and apron. I think its supposed to be ironic. I don't even cook.
WTF. A shirt folder thing like Sheldon uses in the big bang theory. Like what makes you think I want that???3 - Sponsored links:
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You're doing the ironing and the joke's on her?Bournemouth Addick said:
Ha, ha. My wife got me one of those a couple of years back as an ironic statement on my mild OCD as we'd seen it the programme. I use it every time I do the ironing now so the jokes on her...cantersaddick said:Best - a nice shirt. And a new monitor for my desk setup.
Worst - chefs hat and apron. I think its supposed to be ironic. I don't even cook.
WTF. A shirt folder thing like Sheldon uses in the big bang theory. Like what makes you think I want that???0 -
Have a Christmas whoosh...limeygent said:
You're doing the ironing and the joke's on her?Bournemouth Addick said:
Ha, ha. My wife got me one of those a couple of years back as an ironic statement on my mild OCD as we'd seen it the programme. I use it every time I do the ironing now so the jokes on her...cantersaddick said:Best - a nice shirt. And a new monitor for my desk setup.
Worst - chefs hat and apron. I think its supposed to be ironic. I don't even cook.
WTF. A shirt folder thing like Sheldon uses in the big bang theory. Like what makes you think I want that???
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Best - Full set of long shank router bits for my router table
Worst - Wooly hat (Already got about 4)
WTF - Dildo (Mrs said that if I don't like my other gifts I can go f$$k meself)6 -
Are you sure your WTF present isn’t a hat stand?i_b_b_o_r_g said:Best - Full set of long shank router bits for my router table
Worst - Wooly hat (Already got about 4)
WTF - Dildo (Mrs said that if I don't like my other gifts I can go f$$k meself)3 -
I got the two David Squires cartoon football books. Highly recommended - so funny.1
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Playing egg on yer face game it’s qualiry0
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Merry Christmas.Bournemouth Addick said:
Have a Christmas whoosh...limeygent said:
You're doing the ironing and the joke's on her?Bournemouth Addick said:
Ha, ha. My wife got me one of those a couple of years back as an ironic statement on my mild OCD as we'd seen it the programme. I use it every time I do the ironing now so the jokes on her...cantersaddick said:Best - a nice shirt. And a new monitor for my desk setup.
Worst - chefs hat and apron. I think its supposed to be ironic. I don't even cook.
WTF. A shirt folder thing like Sheldon uses in the big bang theory. Like what makes you think I want that???
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My sister’s partner bought me aftershave which I’m all up for, except he bought me Davidoff Cool Water
He said to me y’day ‘I saw in the bathroom it’s the one you’ve got 3 or 4 bottles of’
Yep, that’s because my ex father in law used to buy it every year and I think it’s a shit fragrance, hence the fact I never use it
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I would have thought the fact that you've already got a few bottles of it would have meant that you've got no need for anymore - unless you drink the stuff I guess.cabbles said:My sister’s partner bought me aftershave which I’m all up for, except he bought me Davidoff Cool Water
He said to me y’day ‘I saw in the bathroom it’s the one you’ve got 3 or 4 bottles of’
Yep, that’s because my ex father in law used to buy it every year and I think it’s a shit fragrance, hence the fact I never use it
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Don’t get much anymore.
Missus got me a pair of Adidas samba’s....quality present2 - Sponsored links:
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I think Mrs Otto’s WTF present was coming along to Southend yesterday!0
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You certainly know how to spoil her Dicky boyricky_otto said:I think Mrs Otto’s WTF present was coming along to Southend yesterday!
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More of a meh moment.
Me and CatJnr managed to give each other CAFC calendars... looking at the back to see who was on each month brought home just how many injuries we’ve got0 -
I think it'd be really funny if you did the photoshoot with the Winnie the Pooh bear instead...ForeverAddickted said:Dont think I got a worst or WTF present this year.
From the wife I got a new set of pjamas and bag for work purposes which'll make me look smarter whilst my in-laws got me some Hugo Boss aftershave.
In addition they got me and my wife a few bits for the nursery including a large Winnie the Pooh stuffed toy from the Disney store as we've gone for that sort of theme
My Brother in Law has got us a Gift package for a photoshoot which I think we'll use when baby is here meaning we can have a big group photo with both families once he/she has arrived.
Certainly one of the better years!!!1 -
Best - Meire's resignation.0
