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Football annoyances

Solidgone
Solidgone Posts: 10,206
in Other Football and Sports
These should be banned from football:
1 Clappers
2 Mexican wave
3 vuvuzela
4 Settees
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Goal Music
    Crystal Palace
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,959
    Prawn sandwiches
  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,080
    Alan Pardew
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    People who say: "Yeh but which Premier League team do you support?"
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Werthers, flasks and blankets. (At all grounds except The Valley)
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,841
    Sponsored goals, substitutions and corner kicks...
  • GretnaGreenAddick
    GretnaGreenAddick Posts: 3,085
    So called "Purists" who moan when the other team practices & can actually defend.
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Not being able to beat Millwall in a proper league or cup game !
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    edited December 2017
    Taking the ball to the corner flag to waste time. I would recommend a rule change such that you can kick any player shielding the ball within 3 yards of the corner flag as hard as you like.
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    A Belgium owner with no ambition.
    A CEO with no ability
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    edited December 2017
    Half and Half Scarves
    The proliferation of all black away kits
    Coloured boots
    Socks pulled up above the knee, like schoolgirls
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    The official blah blah blah of the football club.

    Last week at Old Trafford they had a pitch side ad for the Official Tractor of Manchester United and as for Nivea being the official moisturiser of LFC well!!!!
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    edited December 2017
    - Bubble Machines
    - oversized flags waved when a goal is scored
    - inane statements written in an "ultra" font
    - Champions League / Premier league "anthems"
    - handshakes that aren't a proper handshake but that modern "thumb shake"
    - a "thumb shake" combined with a "shoulder barge" between every player before kick off
    - pointing two fingers at the sky and looking up at kick off / after scoring a goal.
    - teams coming out of the tunnel side by side when it's not a cup final
    - any music pre / during / post match that drowns out the sound of the crowd
    - the use of fireworks at any point in a game, especially when a cup is lifted
    - as above for ticker tape
    - the modern cup presentation where the captain gets the trophy at the end and all his team mates stand on a stage doing that stupid thing with their hands
    - Roland Duchatelet

    I could go on...
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,781
    Fiiish said:

    People who support a top flight team hundreds of miles away then laugh at you when your local team is in a lower league

    I've been to Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge and Highbury more times than most supporters of the clubs that play(ed) there.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    AddicksAddict said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who support a top flight team hundreds of miles away then laugh at you when your local team is in a lower league

    I've been to Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge and Highbury more times than most supporters of the clubs that play(ed) there.
    I've only been to Old Trafford once and have that claim more than most Man Utd fans!!
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    edited December 2017
    The ridiculous sight of the referee lifting the ball from a pedestal as the teams enter the pitch in the Premier League
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    People who think that Football only exists from '92
    People who claim that a Title cant count because there is nobody alive from that year who remembers it

    Yes I'm referencing the Chelsea chant at Huddersfield claiming they'll never chant that they're Champions of England
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,409
    Post match manager interviews where the winning boss/players say what a good side the opposition were - when in actual fact they were appalling.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Valiantphil said:

    Post match manager interviews

    Just do away with them - Hate the bloody cliques that the Managers come out with

    We played well / Opposition gave us a good go / We showed character, depth and determination

    Its the one of the top annoyances for me because the Media by hanging on to every single word have ruined the post match interview, meaning we can no longer get a proper opinion on a result unless its a result like the Liverpool game last week where the Manager (in this case Klopp) throws his toys well and truly out of his pram!!
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    Also it pisses me off that we can't kick off at 3pm.
    It's always about 2 or 3 minutes past.
    Just send the players out a couple of minutes earlier so they can be ready to kick off on time
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,219
    blackpool72 said:

    Also it pisses me off that we can't kick off at 3pm.
    It's always about 2 or 3 minutes past.
    Just send the players out a couple of minutes earlier so they can be ready to kick off on time

    I noticed that too.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    edited December 2017
    Use of the word "Brand"- it's football not baked fecking beans, pure corporate wankspeak

    Managers with budgets the size of Switzerlands cash reserves grizzling when teams with comparitively nothing come to their ground, and don't play seven upfront and leave gaps for them expoit.

    Thats a long sentence, not as long as I'd give Pardew.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Taking the ball to the corner flag to waste time. I would recommend a rule change such that you can kick any player shielding the ball within 3 yards of the corner flag as hard as you like.

    I hate this and it seems that teams are heading to the corner flag earlier and earlier.
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    Why does the clock in the top left hand corner have to be sponsored (Sky/MOTD)

    With the sponsor's logo appearing next to at every 15 minute interval

    Games gone
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,946
    People who say "Your Lampards, your Gerrards" etc - there was only one of each.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    The smt are currently trawling this thread for new ideas, remember you'll only have yourselves to blame! ;)
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254
    edited December 2017
    SporadicAddick said:

    - Bubble Machines
    - oversized flags waved when a goal is scored
    - inane statements written in an "ultra" font
    - Champions League / Premier league "anthems"
    - handshakes that aren't a proper handshake but that modern "thumb shake"
    - a "thumb shake" combined with a "shoulder barge" between every player before kick off
    - pointing two fingers at the sky and looking up at kick off / after scoring a goal.
    - teams coming out of the tunnel side by side when it's not a cup final
    - any music pre / during / post match that drowns out the sound of the crowd
    - the use of fireworks at any point in a game, especially when a cup is lifted
    - as above for ticker tape
    - the modern cup presentation where the captain gets the trophy at the end and all his team mates stand on a stage doing that stupid thing with their hands
    - Roland Duchatelet

    I could go on...

    This at our play off final, the music & fireworks were so loud when Kin Kin Kinsella lifted the trophy it totally
    ruined the post match celebrations for me cause you couldn't hear any Charlton songs/chants.

    Yes I know it was a long time ago & I don't think about it day in day out but just saying :smiley:
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    North Lower Neil said:

    People who say "Your Lampards, your Gerrards" etc - there was only one of each.

    2 Lampards surely.

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