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My Neighbour Upstairs Pt 3

sillav nitram
sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
in Not Sports Related
Problem solved.

On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

Cheers.

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Covered End said:

    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?

    Only once someone with a van comes to pick her up.
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    Bin bags bound with duct tape and a shovel to dig a hole 6 x 2 and 4 ft deep? I'm out but glad you have solved your problem.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Covered End said:

    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?

    Check out Crimewatch.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    One sack for her and the other for the rowing machine?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Don't forget to remove the teeth
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,763
    WTF
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128
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  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Good thinking, Dave.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,616
    She’s moving in with you?
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Used to go out with a bird that had to do that otherwise she'd slice my shaft in two!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited October 2017
    I know a farm nearby has some hungry pigs....
  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    sillav nitram said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Good thinking, Dave.
    Why have you got false teeth?
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    Surely this can't be the end? No season pt 4 then?
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Surely this can't be the end? No season pt 4 then?

    There could be a "Neighbour Resurrection"
  • seriously_red
    seriously_red Posts: 5,741
    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    seriously_red said:

    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
    What % of people would do that in a similar position?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Best to chop the body up and hide it in different rooms around elfborgs flat - PM me for the address.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    seriously_red said:

    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
    What % of people would do that in a similar position?
    How do you know what positions they did it in?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    ricky_otto said:

    Best to chop the body up and hide it in different rooms around elfborgs flat - PM me for the address.

    Have to chop up small for a studio flat.
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  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    You say you need to get rid of a couple of sacks, would that indicate 2 bodies, sorry for being nosey, if it is two, I suggest you cut of both the heads you could use these as bookends if only one would make a good paperweight and pen holder.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    cafcfan said:

    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?

    No, I’ve kept the rowing machine and I’m having great fun pissing off my neighbour below.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    sillav nitram said:

    cafcfan said:

    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?

    No, I’ve kept the rowing machine and I’m having great fun pissing off my neighbour below.
    So Sillav is next for Keston Ponds?

  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    1. order anything off Amazon big enough to warrant one of their boxes
    2. save up as many of your hangover poos as you can bear
    3. pop em in the amazon box and sellotape it up - be sure to apply the tape liberally, to seal in the scent
    4. print out her name and address on a label sized bit of paper - apply this to the box
    5. leave in stairwell next to her door

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