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How Big’s yer Knob?

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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Almost 3 inches. It's been swollen like this for months now.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    Mines like Naby Sarr, not required for 18 months but then produces a stellar performance
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    Cant believe none of you have been prepared to show pictures... Here's mine as proof

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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Don't remember.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    Henry Irving said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth

    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    Blimey, it's a bit lively round your breakfast table. We talk about the weather, popular music and the influence of the EU On Britain !
    That's the thing about being married to a nurse

    Me: Had a shit day at work, client was a pain

    Wife: Me too, I had to hold someone's heart in my hand while the surgeon operated

    Me: OK, I'll do the washing up
    Surely just holding his hand would suffice?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    At last, a US president who is honest...


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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Just caught this thread.

    How long till the football's back on?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    You mean to say you have 4 inch legs?
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Mine's nicknamed Chris Perry, small at first glance but able to rise above seemingly larger specimens.

    Does it have a rash?
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  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    addick1965 said:

    I've had no complaints...

    I basically had to set up a helpdesk
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Has the "my dick is 4 inches, some girls don't like it that wide" joke been posted yet?
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    I call mine JJ, mostly redundant with the odd seasonal appearance

    :(
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    creepyaddick said:

    I call mine JJ, mostly redundant with the odd seasonal appearance

    :(

    Nothing to do with the fact that your (middle) leg has gone?
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    AddickUpNorth said:

    None too shabby thanks.

    You got Ken’s?
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    Likewise - my nickname in the showers at rugby was 'Tripod'.

    If I'm honest I had to bend slightly at the knees! Ok, kneel down.

    Alright!!! lay down.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900
    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    bobmunro said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    Likewise - my nickname in the showers at rugby was 'Tripod'.

    If I'm honest I had to bend slightly at the knees! Ok, kneel down.

    Alright!!! lay down.
    Reminds me of the first dirty joke I heard (overheard actually) as a child

    Man is granted three wishes and wishes for a knob that reaches the ground.

    His legs fell off
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    You'll end up in prison. Look what happened to Rolf.
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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Much bigger since I moved to China ;)
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    When I get out of the shower and walk across the bathroom I leave two footprints and a line
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    Swisdom said:

    When I get out of the shower and walk across the bathroom I leave two footprints and a line

    Did you forget to take the loofah out?
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    Swisdom said:

    When I get out of the shower and walk across the bathroom I leave two footprints and a line

    your bathroom only 1ft by 1ft?

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900
    bobmunro said:

    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
    i am a suspenders man actually
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    lolwray said:

    bobmunro said:

    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
    i am a suspenders man actually
    Me too.

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  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    5' 9" but I married him so too late now
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    7" soft
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Just tried to upload a pic to show you all. *error, file too big*
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    As my ex father in law was want to say...

    "You wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wort!"

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