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How Big’s yer Knob?

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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth.















    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    I don't know Henry, I can pm you some videos if you want
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,223
    cabbles said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth.















    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    I don't know Henry, I can pm you some videos if you want
    No, thanks.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955

    Can't we just talk bollox about some bleddy football ....... ?

  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Uboat said:

    Mine's like McCormack...

    Useless.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Henry Irving said:

    cabbles said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth.















    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    I don't know Henry, I can pm you some videos if you want
    No, thanks.
    Okay. Let me know if you change your mind
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Macronate said:

    Looking forward to the thread where the ladies compare their minges to Charlton players.

    Rod Fanny
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Mine is 2 inches. My wife nicknamed it 'Justin'
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,652
    4 inch Dijk of Steel.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth

    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    Blimey, it's a bit lively round your breakfast table. We talk about the weather, popular music and the influence of the EU On Britain !
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,953
    Oggy Red said:


    Can't we just talk bollox?

    Not that n'all.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    roseandcrown said:

    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy

    This should be worthy of closing the thread. I've always thought Harry Redknapp was a pick but this is a new low.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Stop boasting, guys, you'll be asked if you're available for an audition in the centre circle under floodlights next.
  • charltonJ
    charltonJ Posts: 521
    Im defo a grower
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited October 2017
    I was sure this thread must be a play on words.

    It wasn't.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,629
    Mines like Sheffield United it comes good
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Nicholas said:

    Mines like Sheffield United it comes good

    Sheffield Wednesday, reporting for duty!
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,767
    Mines bigger than Tottenhams
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    I've had no complaints...
  • Farawayfan
    Farawayfan Posts: 20
    I've never had any complaints but plenty of moans and groans
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  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    sillav nitram said:

    ;)

    There appear to have been a few recent posts of a “Personal” nature, I’m thinking specifically the “Debt” one.

    So thought I’d get this burning question on the agenda, obviously blokes only, unless we’ve got some Trans then they’re welcome to join in.

    Girls can have their own, how big are ya....... or whatever.

    I’m not prepared to comment on mine, until I’ve got a feel, for the general standard of exaggeration!

    Are you going for the record of oddest opening threads in a week?

    I think you win.
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,147
    Have to bend mine in half to get 9 inches.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    I got rid of me bike, but kept the trouser clips.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    sillav nitram said:

    ;)

    There appear to have been a few recent posts of a “Personal” nature, I’m thinking specifically the “Debt” one.

    So thought I’d get this burning question on the agenda, obviously blokes only, unless we’ve got some Trans then they’re welcome to join in.

    Girls can have their own, how big are ya....... or whatever.

    I’m not prepared to comment on mine, until I’ve got a feel, for the general standard of exaggeration!

    Ffs
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    roseandcrown said:

    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy

    Twitchy?!!!!!!!
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    Perhaps we can run this thread together with a Would Ya!
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    The biggest knob I have seen is about 5'10", CLB74.
  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    Congratulations Dave Mehmet you have won the weight of your penis in sweets. You have won a Tic Tac.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,223
    AFKABartram said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth

    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    Blimey, it's a bit lively round your breakfast table. We talk about the weather, popular music and the influence of the EU On Britain !
    That's the thing about being married to a nurse

    Me: Had a shit day at work, client was a pain

    Wife: Me too, I had to hold someone's heart in my hand while the surgeon operated

    Me: OK, I'll do the washing up
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    The (now defunct?) Playgirl magazine wanted me for a special Christmas edition "pull-out-and-keep centrefold".

    But the photographer didn't have an appropriate wide-angle lens.... Shame, it was their first experiment with scratch and sniff technology too!

    I have a friend known by everyone (except his wife who calls him Tony) as Pink. This is short for The Pink Panther. Not only does he look remarkably like the cartoon character but he has an appendage which goes a long way towards matching the big cat's tail...


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