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Bride nicks stag do money

North Lower Neil
North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
edited September 2017 in Not Sports Related
Lucky escape for the guy if you ask me, but feel sorry for his mates! Though who lets the bride organise the stag do?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/09/bride-cons-fiance-friends-13000-stag-fund/
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  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,847
    Definitely a lucky escape for the chap, a few days later and she would have been able to run off with half of everything.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    The Sun, champion of the people, leaping in to offer a replacement holiday there and sadly not being told to get to f**k
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    What a fat horrible orange bitch
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    Let's also not make this about her appeara......damn
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    She's also proper ugly
  • I am sorry firstly LOL how could you let this happen? let your missus book or plan your stag... seconded VG i was like why would you even get that far :P haha
  • And he looks like a proper drip
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640

    What a fat horrible orange bitch

    She's also proper ugly

    And he looks like a proper drip

    I take it none of you have been to Whitehaven?

    It makes Margate look like Monte Carlo.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    You get much better looking women in The Sun
  • You get much better looking women in The Sun

    By any chance VG were you affected by this, one of the stag crew? You seem like you have personally been insulted :D
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    Not rising to this
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    DAMN YOU VALLEYGARY
  • Leuth said:

    Not rising to this

    That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.

    Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.
  • Classy.
  • Leuth said:

    Not rising to this

    That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.

    Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.
    Yes Leuth, if nothing else, just think of the ploughing.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    If only it was just 13K to get out of mine.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    She looks mad and there's an extension lead running under the rug in the 2nd pic which tells me it was never going to work anyway.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Fuck me - remind me never to turn tinder on in Cumbria

    Feel sorry for his mates if that's the sort of wages they're on
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Macronate said:

    She looks mad and there's an extension lead running under the rug in the 2nd pic which tells me it was never going to work anyway.

    And why is there something which looks like a bath mat in the living room?
  • I presumed it was an electric blanket plugged in on the floor to keep her trotters warm.
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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    With some ugly birds you can st least say "well, she's got a good heart". Totally irredeemable this one.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198

    What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?

    We're talking Cumbria mate, it was either her or a sheep. The other confusing thing is how come he had 30 mates?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    cafcfan said:

    What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?

    We're talking Cumbria mate, it was either her or a sheep. The other confusing thing is how come he had 30 mates?
    Nah, everything about this story completely checks out
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    So, about time we started discussing the bigger issue here:

    Would ya?!

    Big fat ugly bird with orange skin, likes stealing off blokes, presumably has a generally offensive personality. Evidence of poor taste in interior design.

    Reluctant "yes" from me. Would hope to acquire the green rug as part of the deal.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Here's a good quote:

    "Too good of a lad for a scumbag like that pal, she will get what’s coming to her.

    "She’s got no f****r now.

    "How a person can do something like that is beyond me.

    "Evil cow. No morals."

    That was from her brother....
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.

    poor ugly basket

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Carter said:

    Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.

    poor ugly basket

    Wouldn't touch her with yours Dicko.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    I wonder if the groom was in on it. He'll take her back and say he's forgiven her. After him and his mates have had their free holiday.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Buy a lot of crab stick with £13k

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