Bride nicks stag do money

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/09/bride-cons-fiance-friends-13000-stag-fund/
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Definitely a lucky escape for the chap, a few days later and she would have been able to run off with half of everything.3
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The Sun, champion of the people, leaping in to offer a replacement holiday there and sadly not being told to get to f**k0
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What a fat horrible orange bitch9
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Let's also not make this about her appeara......damn10
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She's also proper ugly12
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I am sorry firstly LOL how could you let this happen? let your missus book or plan your stag... seconded VG i was like why would you even get that far :P haha0
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And he looks like a proper drip0
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ValleyGary said:
What a fat horrible orange bitch
ValleyGary said:She's also proper ugly
I take it none of you have been to Whitehaven?Robbo on the wing said:And he looks like a proper drip
It makes Margate look like Monte Carlo.5 -
You get much better looking women in The Sun0
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By any chance VG were you affected by this, one of the stag crew? You seem like you have personally been insultedValleyGary said:You get much better looking women in The Sun
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Not rising to this0
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DAMN YOU VALLEYGARY5
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That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.Leuth said:Not rising to this
Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.11 -
Classy.1
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Yes Leuth, if nothing else, just think of the ploughing.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.Leuth said:Not rising to this
Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.6 -
If only it was just 13K to get out of mine.13
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She looks mad and there's an extension lead running under the rug in the 2nd pic which tells me it was never going to work anyway.5
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Fuck me - remind me never to turn tinder on in Cumbria
Feel sorry for his mates if that's the sort of wages they're on0 -
I presumed it was an electric blanket plugged in on the floor to keep her trotters warm.5
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With some ugly birds you can st least say "well, she's got a good heart". Totally irredeemable this one.2
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What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?0
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We're talking Cumbria mate, it was either her or a sheep. The other confusing thing is how come he had 30 mates?ricky_otto said:What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?
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Nah, everything about this story completely checks outcafcfan said:
We're talking Cumbria mate, it was either her or a sheep. The other confusing thing is how come he had 30 mates?ricky_otto said:What the F@ck was he thinking when he proposed to her?
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So, about time we started discussing the bigger issue here:
Would ya?!
Big fat ugly bird with orange skin, likes stealing off blokes, presumably has a generally offensive personality. Evidence of poor taste in interior design.
Reluctant "yes" from me. Would hope to acquire the green rug as part of the deal.7 -
Here's a good quote:
"Too good of a lad for a scumbag like that pal, she will get what’s coming to her.
"She’s got no f****r now.
"How a person can do something like that is beyond me.
"Evil cow. No morals."
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Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.
poor ugly basket
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Wouldn't touch her with yours Dicko.Carter said:Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.
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I wonder if the groom was in on it. He'll take her back and say he's forgiven her. After him and his mates have had their free holiday.2
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Buy a lot of crab stick with £13k9