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Rotherham fan vs Greg and Terry.



Outrageous language.






We're not cockneys.
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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited August 2017
    More bleeps in that recording than a whole series of candid camera. Bleeping bad losers and I guess the true definition of a cockeney (sic) wasn't really up for friendly debate :joy: .
  • So what is a cockney? I was born in Plumstead and lived most of my life in the area before moving to the US. If anyone mentions cockney to me, I'll tell them it's north of the river and east of the city.

    Looking at that renowned resource Wikipedia mentions Bexley and other areas south of the river as cockney. It also lists Danny Baker as one, but I thought he was from Deptford.

    Opinions? I certainly don't think I'm one, I'm from Sarf Lunden.
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Historically it was anyone living within earshot of the Bow bells. They are in St Mary-le-Bow church near Cannon Street, which is pretty much the centre of the city of old London. Going on these rules there are very few real cockneys.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118

    So what is a cockney? I was born in Plumstead and lived most of my life in the area before moving to the US. If anyone mentions cockney to me, I'll tell them it's north of the river and east of the city.

    Looking at that renowned resource Wikipedia mentions Bexley and other areas south of the river as cockney. It also lists Danny Baker as one, but I thought he was from Deptford.

    Opinions? I certainly don't think I'm one, I'm from Sarf Lunden.

    Born within ear shot of the bells of bow church, IIRC.

    Read something about how due to noise pollution, there may well be no cockneys in a few years.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Hilarious. I dunno what they're getting so het up about, I thought the rule these days was it's up to the referee to stop play for injuries and players aren't supposed to just put the ball out of play? Hardly like he's was going to sprint back and stop us scoring anyway.

    Either way *bleep* em, great to see us showing a ruthless streak.
  • I get the Bow bells thing, and the fact that many people think that means Bow in the east end.

    But St Mary le Bow bells would be audible on the south side of the river, but I've never met anyone south of the river who would say that they were a cockney.

    Wikipedia suggests otherwise. Is there anyone on here born and bred south of the river who would consider themselves a cockney.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    I was in a bar on the Wirral about 6 years ago and got chatting to a scouse girl who heard my accent and said in a broad Liverpudlian accent "my mate's a cockney" . She called her mate over and I asked where she was from , "Fleet" was her answer!

    I said "your Mum must've had some hearing to hear those Bow bells all the way down there"
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    Real cockneys speak Bangladeshi.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    buckshee said:

    I was in a bar on the Wirral about 6 years ago and got chatting to a scouse girl who heard my accent and said in a broad Liverpudlian accent "my mate's a cockney" . She called her mate over and I asked where she was from , "Fleet" was her answer!

    I said "your Mum must've had some hearing to hear those Bow bells all the way down there"

    Spend time in the Wirral myself, have to educate them, then again, my pal tells me he's not a scouser because he's from the Wirral.
  • I started my plumbing apprenticeship in 1979 on a refurb of part of Bow Lane, right next to St Mary Le Bow church, does this make me a Cockney plumber ?.
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,791

    I get the Bow bells thing, and the fact that many people think that means Bow in the east end.

    But St Mary le Bow bells would be audible on the south side of the river, but I've never met anyone south of the river who would say that they were a cockney.

    Wikipedia suggests otherwise. Is there anyone on here born and bred south of the river who would consider themselves a cockney.

    I use a lot of rhyming slang in everyday speech, does that count?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480

    I started my plumbing apprenticeship in 1979 on a refurb of part of Bow Lane, right next to St Mary Le Bow church, does this make me a Cockney plumber ?.

    No.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited August 2017
    PopIcon said:

    Historically it was anyone living within earshot of the Bow bells. They are in St Mary-le-Bow church near Cannon Street, which is pretty much the centre of the city of old London. Going on these rules there are very few real cockneys.

    I thought it was being born within the sound of Reg and Ronnie's doorbell ;-)
  • Stewart
    Stewart Posts: 2,451
    He's as bitter as the people on the Surrey ccc thread.
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    PopIcon said:

    Historically it was anyone living within earshot of the Bow bells. They are in St Mary-le-Bow church near Cannon Street, which is pretty much the centre of the city of old London. Going on these rules there are very few real cockneys.

    One of the papers produced a map showing how the wind blows on certain days, and hence what areas are in earshot. It stated that people from Dulwich can be cockneys.

    Different parts of the country define 'cockney' differently, in Newcastle it's anyone born south of Gateshead.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,223

    Don’t be confused
    Don’t make that mistake
    We are not cockneys
    For fucks sake
    You can stick your bow bells
    And your pearly kings
    Cos we are not cockneys
    We're from ......

    South London la la la


    Shame only the last line is sung these days and even that rarely
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    To be fair to Northerners, you
    Cockney c*nt
    Fookin Cockney
    Cockney wanker
    Cockney bastard

    rolls off the tongue a lot easier than
    South east London c*nt
    Fookin South east Londoner
    South east London wanker
    South east London bastard.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783


    ...Cockney wanker...

    Orwight Dahlin'
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Imagine being from Rotherham
  • West Ham fans claim to be true cockneys, but we all know they are a delusional lot. I prefer the original definition.

    If we use the way that working class people talk as a marker, then I’m afraid that that line is now blurred over the length of the Thames Estuary. My late Uncle who hailed from Maidstone had a Kentish accent, his parents (who would now be about 120) had an incredibly distinct accent bordering on ooh arrrh. In their days Maidstone would’ve been a town that was largely untouched by newcomers. visitors or commuters.
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,155
    My wife's maternal grandmother was from Clacton (born approx. 1910), and she also had a proper east Anglian ooh-arr accent.
  • mcgrandall
    mcgrandall Posts: 931
    edited August 2017

    I get the Bow bells thing, and the fact that many people think that means Bow in the east end.

    But St Mary le Bow bells would be audible on the south side of the river, but I've never met anyone south of the river who would say that they were a cockney.

    Wikipedia suggests otherwise. Is there anyone on here born and bred south of the river who would consider themselves a cockney.

    I'm sure I read that due to hospital closures and the increasing height of buildings around bow bells killing the sound, this definition would soon mean there were no more cockneys.
  • I am sure I recall Henry Cooper always referred to himself as a cockney, although he was born in Lambeth and grew up in Catford.
    I always felt that east Londoners were a different breed to us lot.
  • So what is a cockney? I was born in Plumstead and lived most of my life in the area before moving to the US. If anyone mentions cockney to me, I'll tell them it's north of the river and east of the city.

    Looking at that renowned resource Wikipedia mentions Bexley and other areas south of the river as cockney. It also lists Danny Baker as one, but I thought he was from Deptford.

    Opinions? I certainly don't think I'm one, I'm from Sarf Lunden.

    This is my view
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I was born in Erith but have lived my entire life within about 6 miles of Charing Cross.

    I am a Kentish Cockney Man who can speak like royalty when called upon.

    The Rotherham supporter certainly improved the Valley Pass listening experience for me, he was giving it large from the off, and I presume going to the football is therapy for him.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    edited August 2017
    Simple rule.

    If you get up in the morning, rumage around the washing basket for yesterdays t-shirt, check it for congealed dried eel juice... then you is a Cockerney Wanker!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    It's funny, I always thought it was spelt Roffarum.
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,689
    My dad was born near the Old Kent Rd and referred to himself as a cockney. My mum was from Charlton and did not. I reckon both Bermondsey and Millwall are within the historic reach of Bow Bells. West Ham I'm not so sure.
    Still if Rotherham folk think we're cockney we should relocate them to Derbyshire or West Yorkshire or maybe even Lancashire and see how they like it
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    edited August 2017
    We await a club statement that abuse against these two Gentlemen is be investigated and the police informed, after all someone swore in their direction and called them names. It's just as well neither of them is has a sensitive disposition and used to work in the catering industry, who knows it could end up in court or maybe they'll take on the chin like a man would, laugh about it and move on. ;)
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    I'm sure JS referred to Charlton fans as cockneys in the JS Story somewhere. But he was a Geordie of course.