Things that make you feel ill at ease

Having to clear up other people's food, especially when there's left overs of things I can't stand

People who start their questions with 'basically..'

So much.....

- car drivers who don't use indicators;
- Smokers who use the street as their ashtray. (Especially drivers who smoke and chuck their fag end out of the window. I so want to get out of my motor and chuck it back in at them).
- People who smoke in the toilet cubicles at half time at The Valley. I swear I'm gonna chuck a pint of water over the top in the near future! - ignorant, selfish losers.
- People who listen to jazz and 'soul' music. What's the point? It's shocking!
- People who eat noisy food in the cinema. F*** off you greedy, glutinous t***s!
- Managers who are in the position by virtue of experience or academia. Bull s***! Get yourselves out and learn how to manage 'people' properly as opposed to sucking up to your boss 24/7 at the expense of those who really matter.
- People who live in Crawley! Why the f*** would you? It's terrible.

No wonder my blood pressure is shot to bits!

Next door's cats

They watch me.

One is currently stood by the back door waiting for me to go so it can steal my cat's food. Normally they sit on the windowsill and peer into the house while I'm watching TV

They also disappear without a sound, then reappear again. I'm sure they are haunted.

smudge7946 said:

A fart with noise, but no smell.

Definitely the bastard twin of the "silent killer"

McBobbin said:

My youngest daughter (3) waking up in the night, making her way onto the landing and waiting for me to go for a piss before screaming. She has wild really curly hair. Had I been going for a poo, I wouldn't have made it.

My little girl, when she was about 2-3, would sometimes sit there at dinner saying "In the loft. Old man. Old man in the loft."
That made me uneasy.

Bureaux de change, I know I'm going to get ripped off.

Arsenetatters said:

Mr Tatters quickly changing his computer screen when I walk into the room.

He doesn't want you to see what he's ordering for your birthday.

Addickted said:

A child in a Palarse kit.

At least where we live that's the local team so I can understand it if not forgive it. What's worse is a kid in a Barcelona/ManU/Real etc. kit.

PragueAddick said:

Walking down Eltham High Street

Many years ago, we saw Joan Collins Fan Club (Julian Clary) at The Tramshed. One of his lines was that he'd had oral sex with every man on Eltham High Street.

bazjonster said:

So much.....

- People who eat noisy food in the cinema. F*** off you greedy, glutinous t***s!

You sound like a suitable candidate for the Church of Wittertainment.

AFKABartram said:

Opening post was valid but ever since it's just a repeat of the 'things that annoy you ' thread

Mods who pick holes in every fucking thread!!

Addickted said:

A child in a Palarse kit.

Actually it's anyone or thing in a Palarse kit.

Never been to Ease, wouldn't eat there anyway.