Daft things you've said to someone you fancied
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I do44
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You remind me of my mum...0
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Do you think your sister would join us in a threesome?0
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Do you like trains ?3
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I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.38 -
I love you0
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How many times have we all done that (without telling the lady in question I stress !!!)DaveMehmet said:I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.1 -
Would you like to come and see Charlton reserves next week?1
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Was his name Dave Mehmet?DaveMehmet said:I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.13 -
Was waiting for that.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:I do
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How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!DaveMehmet said:I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.1 -
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.9
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At an event in town about ten years ago, I said to a friend of mine "you scrubbed up well", only to discover she was not actually my friend, and was in fact a complete stranger. Several people laughed at me there and then. But the joke was on them - we left in a taxi together later that night.
Or so they thought. The joke was really on me - I paid for the cab and didn't get so much as a kiss.
For what it's worth, if you have an embarrassing memory that makes you cringe, try imagining it again, but this time with the Seinfeld theme music on top. Really does take the edge off.
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I asked him the same thing at the time and he didnt know.North Lower Neil said:
How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!DaveMehmet said:I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.0 -
Admit it Dave it was you wasn't it: )DaveMehmet said:
I asked him the same thing at the time and he didnt know.North Lower Neil said:
How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!DaveMehmet said:I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.0 -
will you marry me0
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"That's OK, pay me back when you can afford it."3
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'How was it for you? I didn't feel it'
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A 'young' attractive lady moved in across the road from us. For about a month I said hello waved and maybe passed the odd comment, all conducted from about 50 feet.
Then, I crossed the road one day as she came out of her house as there I was face to face with her.
"You look a lot younger from a distance".
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I have always had zero confidence in the old romantic department.
Anyway a girlfriend I had been going out with for a year or so once said to me:
'You're quite good looking in the dark'.3 - Sponsored links:
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I'm a Charlton fan.0
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I work with a bloke who told a girl he'd buy her a car.... if he could do her up the arse2
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What car did he buy her?2
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https://google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/2975776/2975776/amp/iaitch said:What car did he buy her?
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Jesus I've lost track of how many stupid things I've said over the years.
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He didn't, she couldn't reverse.iaitch said:What car did he buy her?
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'I've been taking pictures of you when you're not looking'.....'No it's not weird, I do it to lots of girls.'0
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Did he take it for a test drive up the marmite motorway?cafcdave123 said:I work with a bloke who told a girl he'd buy her a car.... if he could do her up the arse
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No he was a learner so couldn't go on the motorway but he did use Bourneville Boulevard.0
