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Pardew Sacked (pg 1)/De Boer Sacked (pg 25)

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Smug prick.
  • A cravat?

    Douche.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    A. Fucking. Cravat.

    Jesus Christ.
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,776
    The guy is a ponce.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    I looked at that photo and thought, the smug twat is wearing a cravat, no he can't be, yes he is, tosser.

    And then I read the comments underneath.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    What an absolute tosser!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    It's the smile as well though. 'I've been practicing this smug smirk in front of the mirror while typing my natty cravat because I'm sure someone will take a photo and we can make this game about me.'
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    It will be a pencil moustache next.

    Ding Dong.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Hmmm, he's not in the same class as David Niven (or even Leslie Philips)
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  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,277
    Morphing into that other complete Harry H Hunt, Gove.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,946
    edited January 2017
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  • Cravat? WTF????
    The man is a complete and utter bellend.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited January 2017
    Can't be that bad as it takes your attention away from the big nosed twats face.
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,277
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    Great!!... Have something in common with Pardew!!

    (Neither of us have symmetrical faces so our glasses sit wonky on our faces making us look prats!!)
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    all he needs to complete the uncle knobhead look

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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Do you reckon he's a medallion man? Shirt open to the waist, St Christophers dangling round his neck.
  • Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593

    Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
  • Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
    Their last win was at the beginning of December and even then they were only three points above the drop!!
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,689

    Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
    Their last win was at the beginning of December and even then they were only three points above the drop!!
    The teams below them are even worse.
  • rananegra said:

    Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
    Their last win was at the beginning of December and even then they were only three points above the drop!!
    The teams below them are even worse.
    Hopefully the Hull Manager today (no scores for the picky MOTD fans) showed he's gonna get them pointing in the right direction
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961

    Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
    Exactly, they're no going down.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    The Hull guy could be, just could be some gem unearthed to send the Palace down. The way I see it, there's 3 from Palace, Sunderland, Hull and Swansea going down now. I think everyone else has enough. Allardyce needs to buy. He's not got enough to do it with that team/squad

    And after the England debacle I've got no respect for him anymore, so it would be great to see him and Palace perish
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,959
    Think Watford are in dire straits as well. Could do with another managerial change there.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,763

    Palace now just a point above bottom of the table and are out of the relegation on Goal Difference!

    How the fuck are they not in the bottom 3 after the run they've been in?
    There was originally a big gap between them and the three bottom sides but their losing run has now meant that they are not only just outside the drop zone on goal difference but also only a point ahead of the bottom club - and four points behind the 5th from bottom side.

    Now, very generously, I have made the assumption that Palace will go on an unbeaten run for the next six games:

    Everton h - 1
    Bournemouth a -1
    Sunderland h - 3
    Stoke a - 1
    Middlesborough h - 3
    WBA a - 1

    But, in their final 11 matches, they really have very few opportunities to win games:

    Tottenham h - 0
    Watford h - 3
    Chelsea a - 0
    Southampton a - 1
    Arsenal h - 0
    Leicester h - 3
    Liverpool a - 0
    Burnley h - 3
    Man City a - 0
    Hull h - 3
    Man Utd a - 0

    Even giving them the benefit of the doubt with those "easy" looking games they still only manage 39 points in total. That might well be enough BUT they only have to only draw, instead of winning, a couple of those games against teams around them and they may well only get 35 points. And that, almost certainly, won't be enough.

    With a want away Benteke and no obvious improvement in their defence, it would appear that Allardyce has a massive job on his hands.



  • Yes.
    A big job.