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Things that sound profound but are actuaĺly nonsense. (No politics please.)

You don't buy beer, you rent it.

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  • edited December 2016
    "Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely".
    Oh fuck off before I put your teeth down your throat

    Oops sorry, maybe a tad political
  • I think these threads have had its time
  • You can prove anything with statistics. Err right, can you show me that stats for that one then?
  • Stig said:

    You can prove anything with statistics. Err right, can you show me that stats for that one then?

    63.2% of statistics are wrong
  • "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
  • You're always in a better position than you think
  • The grass is always greener.
  • "its always in the last place you look"

    Of course it is as you stop looking when you find it.

  • "It is what it is."
    Right......
    Actually I find myself using this phrase quite a lot whilst inwardly thinking wtf I am talking about?
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  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Not to an Australian it isn't.
  • This is where we are.
  • edited December 2016
    The cheque is in the post. We will not sell Lookman in January.
  • "It's the thought that counts".

    No. No it isn't.
  • "It's me, not you"
  • You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
  • One Mans Meat is another Mans Poison. Eahh Roland ?
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  • I love you.

    "I love you too"
  • Brexit means Brexit. Up there with "eggs is eggs"
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    What a sickly load of vomit inducing corporate crap that really is.
  • 'The problem with internet quotes is that you can never be sure they are accurate'.

    Abraham Lincoln.
  • You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

    Deserves a 'Like' for quoting Stan Laurel.
  • Addickted said:

    A bird in the hand is worth two hands in the bush.

    Not to an Australian it isn't.

    Complete nonsense.
  • My son an I were playing pool. Mrs Stig enters the room.

    Mrs Stig: What happened?
    Me: He beat me again.
    Mrs Stig: Yeah, he's good isn't he.
    Me: And do you know what? He did it with the last shot of the match again, he keeps doing that.
    Mrs Stig: Really!!!!
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