Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

Henry Irving · September 2016

From twitter

"The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she was on holiday. Again."

cafcwill · September 2016

"The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she was too busy interviewing 400 managers in an hour."

MrOneLung · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she already had her foot in mouth

cafcdave123 · September 2016

"The @Telegraph tried to sting @DaveMehmet but he is used to salt and vinegar dildos."

stonemuse · September 2016

"The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she claimed that she had received "extreme abuse" from them."

cafcwill · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but Chris Parkes was busy so she couldn't attend

1StevieG · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but could not be bothered after seeing Ronald McDonald and Krusty the Klown were in charge.

twiggyaddick · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they swiped the wrong way on Tinder

1StevieG · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but CARD told them there was nothing to see here, we got this.

Phantom_User · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Roland, but he thought they were interested in investing in a billboard, so left it to Meire to ignore the emails for 3 months

Fiiish · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but Meire ended up giving them £400k.

ricky_otto · September 2016

The telegraph tried to sting Sue Parkes but she was so pissed up from the free bar that she couldn't even speak.

cafcwill · September 2016

"The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but it clashed with her Pilates class."

AFKABartram · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but unfortunately she was on holiday.

They tried again 4 months later but she was on holiday, again.

MrOneLung · September 2016

The telegraph tried to sting Meire but stupidly turned up at 1030

SantaClaus · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Katrien but unfortunately puppets don't feel pain.

carly burn · September 2016

The @Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but unfortunately rang the valley on a Wednesday and reached the NHS quit smoking department.

cafcwill · September 2016

"The Telegraph tried to sting Driesen but because he was under 18 he couldn't get into the bar where the meeting was"

iamdan · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but Miere was holidaying and Thomas Driesen was taking first team training.

AFKABartram · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but unfortunately they got sucked in by her womanly charms and victim pleading, and they are now on the Target 20k Committee

AFKABartram · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they lost their bottle and placed their bung in one of the Amnesty bins....

SDAddick · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but honestly, what the fuck could they say behind closed doors that they haven't said in public?

PassItToLeaburn · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Sue Perks but they'd left the snacks in the anteroom and couldn't get her to join the actual meeting.

RodneyCharltonTrotta · September 2016

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but the club knocked the bung down to an undisclosed fee with no add ons or benefit to CAFC and in fact ended up paying the Telegraph for the privilege of being tapped up.