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Henry IrvingHenry Irving
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Russell, you've got your initials on your training top and on your car keys - have you got some kind of issue with remembering your own name?
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    So I just sign here then put these keys in the bowl?
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    twiggyaddicktwiggyaddick
    So if I sign here Thomas Driesen will match my haircut?
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    Pedro45Pedro45
    I've told you Tracey, despite what Curbishley says in Carl's reference letter about him having a better game to goals scoring ratio, he isn't going to displace Magennis in my team!
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Dear Santa,

    If I'm still here, I would like the following players......
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    And that concludes my tinder profile.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    edited September 2016
    Dear Henry.

    No you cant come in here and help yourself to things for the Museum, how many times do I have to tell you
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Chris Solly is given a stern telling off by the Manager and is given a note for his Mum after he returns to pre-season training a little overweight and without a haircut after breaking Russell's code of conduct
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    AddicktedAddickted
    "I'm fairly sure that's not a swear word in Flemish, Russell"
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    SheffieldRedSheffieldRed
    edited September 2016
    Henry Irving said:

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    Slade makes written appeal against ban from Millers public house
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    "Right let me get this right Mr Meatloaf, you want to sing Bat out of Hell when the teams walk out and Dead Ringer for Love at half time"?
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    SheffieldRedSheffieldRed
    Henry Irving said:

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    Keen club goer writes to MP to express annoyance at Fabric's closure
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    StigStig

    Slade: I've got to say you look a little bigger than that dating-app video of you eating noodles on the train.

    Woman: Well look at you Miss Ann Friel, you look a lot more chunky and masculine than you did on your vid.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Yes Katrien I really like your new look with blonde hair, why do I have a smirk on my face...? - thats a weird question
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    Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    edited September 2016
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    'So you promise to post this on the Best Resignations thread on Charlton Life? Did you leave me that envelope in the toilet I asked for?'
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    "Well this is a first, signing a disclaimer in a brass house"
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Yours sincerely,

    Varys.
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    twiggyaddicktwiggyaddick
    "After you have signed that, I have the latest Sick Notes from El Hadjis Dr for you to look through...."
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    Dear Mum,
    I ran away to join the Foreign Legion but failed the medical, so I joined the circus instead.
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    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    "I'll be with you in a moment, but you must have patience. Have you seen the patience we've shown? We've shown great patience! Louuuuuuuuuuuuis!!!! Get in here! Show this lady how patient we've been!!!!"
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    BR7_addickBR7_addick
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
    You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
    And here's an autograph for your brother
    I wrote it on the Starter cap
    I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you
    Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you.
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