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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...or Daiquiri Danny as he affectionately refers to him as, I know not why..
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2016
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    This is worse than going to Goole v Bamber Bridge. Just go down the millers if you're at a loose end.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    The grannies in Chatham have bigger pockets.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    guinnessaddick said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    The grannies in Chatham have bigger pockets.
    Smaller ham wallets though
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    ricky_otto said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    This is worse than going to Goole v Bamber Bridge. Just go down the pub and have a few beers if you're at a loose end.
    Mr Otto, ground hopping is great.

    Grass roots football well away from the professional game being destroyed by money.

    Perhaps I'll get you interested eventually?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    ricky_otto said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    This is worse than going to Goole v Bamber Bridge. Just go down the pub and have a few beers if you're at a loose end.
    Mr Otto, ground hopping is great.

    Grass roots football well away from the professional game being destroyed by money.

    Perhaps I'll get you interested eventually?
    Gary my old mate, there is more chance of you buying me a light ale than getting me involved in the ground hopping malarkey
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    ricky_otto said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    ricky_otto said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm off to Hollands and Blair v Beckenham today. Are there any 'gag' boozers in Chatham?

    This is worse than going to Goole v Bamber Bridge. Just go down the pub and have a few beers if you're at a loose end.
    Mr Otto, ground hopping is great.

    Grass roots football well away from the professional game being destroyed by money.

    Perhaps I'll get you interested eventually?
    Gary my old mate, there is more chance of you buying me a light ale than getting me involved in the ground hopping malarkey
    "You just don't really understand"
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Johnnysummers5 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    T.C.E said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Chris_from_Sidcup said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:


    Inn On The Lake just off A2 near Gravesend use to be a nailed on certainty at their singles nights (if you ain't too fussy), no need to even book a room as most of the em are quite happy to ablige in the parcark.

    Genuinely ain't been meself but a couple of fat ugly norverners who use to drink in my boozer in Gravesend went and got their nuts in all the time

    Could you send me directions please. Asking for a friend........
    Just asked my friend and he told me to tell your friend that it's in Thong Lane, off the A2 just before Medway Bridge
    Tell your friend, that my friend said, his friend told him that Thong Lane turn off is now closed. Apparently he got told by a friend of a friend. ;)

    My friend said, oh he'd better come off junction before and go Thong Lane through Riverview Park instead
    Make sure you dont make a thong turning
    Australians call flip flops thongs!
    Wish I'd known that before the embarrassing misunderstanding on the beach.
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Surprised bar Lorca wasn't mentioned but found out yesterday it's shut! Was always rammed so surprising.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    But not rammed with cock hungry Cougars
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited August 2016
    Do you think there's a granny forum out somewhere that's informing all those " cock hungry cougars" that every other Saturday, the Royal Oak is rammed with Lifers absolutely gagging for it? :smile:
    Love this thread...
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    3blokes said:

    Do you think there's a granny forum out somewhere that's informing all those " cock hungry cougars" that every other Saturday, the Royal Oak is rammed with Lifers absolutely gagging for it? :smile:
    Love this thread...

    Will you be the one to look that forum up?
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    Just seen this
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Elthamaddick said:

    Just seen this

    Can't see much posh welling totty heading to a non league bar for a night out, unless they're trying to pull a fat groundhopper
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited September 2016
    Elthamaddick said:

    Just seen this

    Over 30 = Granny?

    Oh...you come from Eltham.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    I'm pretty sure that grabbing a granny qualifies as assault.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Self defense
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Self defense

    In Eltham.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited September 2016
    Elthamaddick said:

    Just seen this

    Being Welling, that may be referring to their weight.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    I'm pretty sure that grabbing a granny qualifies as assault.

    Now I'm not an armchair lawyer, but sitting in the pub in Dorset in the pissing down rain just a few minutes from the campervan, I'm saying it depends where you grab the granny. In some situations you may get an assault charge, in others, a great evening leading to a beautiful long term relationship (note chances of latter situation are less than 1:1000)

    Note there are 365 days in a year. Never trust a statistician.

    By location:

    Dorset (near Dorchester), Dorset (in Poole), London (Greenwich, Woolwich, Charlton, bexley, bexleyheath, plumstead, penge

    By where;

    Going to leave this up to the imagination.

    I would imagine you could end having either a great experience or a woeful one,
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,425
    Will be heading to the Millers this saturday! It's been a while
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    robroy said:

    Will be heading to the Millers this saturday! It's been a while

    I shall be paying it a visit tomorrow night.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I’ll be going to see blondie live at the Brixton academy. May get lucky.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    This thread is quality.
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,425
    ricky_otto said:

    robroy said:

    Will be heading to the Millers this saturday! It's been a while

    I shall be paying it a visit tomorrow night.
    Best of luck mate. Don't forget you either have to fuck or fight the women to survive
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    robroy said:

    ricky_otto said:

    robroy said:

    Will be heading to the Millers this saturday! It's been a while

    I shall be paying it a visit tomorrow night.
    Best of luck mate. Don't forget you either have to fuck or fight the women to survive
    I’d sooner take option 2 to be honest.
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    Ok. Been made available to the Women of the world, you lucky ladies. So where does a single male mid - late fifties, find a single lady on a Friday/ Saturday night.

    Recommendations anybody ?
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    RaplhMilne said:

    Ok. Been made available to the Women of the world, you lucky ladies. So where does a single male mid - late fifties, find a single lady on a Friday/ Saturday night.

    Recommendations anybody ?

    I would be very surprised if you get even one single serious reply...

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