Grab a granny pubs
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Ask me mate, brbElfsborgAddick said:
Anything going on tonight, my wife is out of the country till tomorrow.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
My mate said he'll be up for that an allrobroy said:Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage
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Haven't been in there for about thirty years. Is it still a soulless dive?ElfsborgAddick said:I'm in the Marquis of Granby in New Cross later tonight, any chances there?
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With plenty of dib dib dobbing going onguinnessaddick said:
The Cubs will be practicing their three finger salute.robroy said:Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage
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And some BeaversDaveMehmet said:
With plenty of dib dib dobbing going onguinnessaddick said:
The Cubs will be practicing their three finger salute.robroy said:Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage
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By the sounds of it they'll be in it up to their elbows.0
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i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Remember when they all went from to Horse to the School Disco up Vauxhall or where ever. Brad etc even had the freckles on their faces ffs, I never spoke to em for a year....Curb_It said:Good god that Inn on the Lake thing... I was just looking a the T&Cs, ahem, it says over 18 only. I don't suppose any 18-30 worth their salt would be seen dead there anyway??
Do the blokes wear shorts?
I'm just cringing at the thought of the whole thing. Has anyone been - or have their mates been?
He's Millwall, what else do you expect?
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Until "Pub Spy" does his/her column on Grab a Grandma night with regards to the Millers in Bexley, then I don't believe a word of it2
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To be fair, some Grandmas can be pretty young if you are lucky.
Also, If you are unlucky there are advantages of them taking their teeth out.5 -
And if you're really lucky, you can find one that you can have a go on her nipples and fanny with your tongue at the same time.EastTerrace said:To be fair, some Grandmas can be pretty young if you are lucky.
Also, If you are unlucky there are advantages of them taking their teeth out.19 -
Not if they are doing a hand stand.DaveMehmet said:
And if you're really lucky, you can find one that you can have a go on her nipples and fanny with your tongue at the same time.EastTerrace said:To be fair, some Grandmas can be pretty young if you are lucky.
Also, If you are unlucky there are advantages of them taking their teeth out.2 - Sponsored links:
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It has character!AddicksAddict said:
Haven't been in there for about thirty years. Is it still a soulless dive?ElfsborgAddick said:I'm in the Marquis of Granby in New Cross later tonight, any chances there?
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Ffs multiple lol'sDaveMehmet said:
And if you're really lucky, you can find one that you can have a go on her nipples and fanny with your tongue at the same time.EastTerrace said:To be fair, some Grandmas can be pretty young if you are lucky.
Also, If you are unlucky there are advantages of them taking their teeth out.2 -
Just thought same thing. Read that in work and burst out laughing. Getting some funny looks, but can't exactly explain why!!ElfsborgAddick said:
Ffs multiple lol'sDaveMehmet said:
And if you're really lucky, you can find one that you can have a go on her nipples and fanny with your tongue at the same time.EastTerrace said:To be fair, some Grandmas can be pretty young if you are lucky.
Also, If you are unlucky there are advantages of them taking their teeth out.
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Not sure if people at the Bury game remember a Charlton fan that had traveled from America? Well he crashed at mine that night (he is my Dad's old School friend). He is in his 60's and asked if I knew anywhere.
Well I took him straight to 'The Millers! He got chatting to some bird and I got grabbed by a 37 single mum. Perfect!
#TheMillersalwaysdelivers19 -
This thread is sponsored by The Millers Arms don't forget to pop in after the match tomorrow and make some new friends14
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Jesus, is 37 classed as a granny now? I'm (nearly) old enough to be a father to a 37 year old.robroy said:Not sure if people at the Bury game remember a Charlton fan that had traveled from America? Well he crashed at mine that night (he is my Dad's old School friend). He is in his 60's and asked if I knew anywhere.
Well I took him straight to 'The Millers! He got chatting to some bird and I got grabbed by a 37 single mum. Perfect!
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I'm old enough to be her older brother by 2 yearsDaveMehmet said:
Jesus, is 37 classed as a granny now? I'm (nearly) old enough to be a father to a 37 year old.robroy said:Not sure if people at the Bury game remember a Charlton fan that had traveled from America? Well he crashed at mine that night (he is my Dad's old School friend). He is in his 60's and asked if I knew anywhere.
Well I took him straight to 'The Millers! He got chatting to some bird and I got grabbed by a 37 single mum. Perfect!
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Flamingos if it aint been turned into an African church
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Years Old or Stone?robroy said:Not sure if people at the Bury game remember a Charlton fan that had traveled from America? Well he crashed at mine that night (he is my Dad's old School friend). He is in his 60's and asked if I knew anywhere.
Well I took him straight to 'The Millers! He got chatting to some bird and I got grabbed by a 37 single mum. Perfect!
#TheMillersalwaysdelivers5 -
Alas, he text me today, his move has been brought forward, he goes early next week, but thanks for the tips, and the laughs0
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The Millers used to be a young persons pub in the early 90's. Decent housey music.
Shakes head and walks away.0 -
This is secretly for you isn't it, there's no 'friend'DA9 said:Alas, he text me today, his move has been brought forward, he goes early next week, but thanks for the tips, and the laughs
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Have been ending up at the Millers on and off for the last 20 years. It's the size of someone's front room and anyone going there for the first time after reading this thread is in for a shock!
Have had some great laughs there though but given its size it's very dependent on what others are in there that night. Normally a good fun atmosphere for the non-yuff crowd. Pretty much always bump into someone from Charlton you know down there.
A few years ago a very camp gay man took a shine to me in there by where we were standing. I'll have a laugh with anyone and we had some good banter over the next half hour. Couple of drinks later he was starting to get that bit too friendly for my liking. I didn't want to offend him or embarrass him in front of his crowd so discreetly whispered to him that although we were having a good laugh, just wanted to make clear I was happily married and wasn't on that team. He laughed, said 'don't worry honey, that's obvious' and patted my belly, insinuating I was too fat to be gay.
well I was outraged. Nearly chucked my pink diva daiquiri over his head.38 -
And that boys and girls is how Valley Gary discovered Charlton Life.AFKABartram said:Have been ending up at the Millers on and off for the last 20 years. It's the size of someone's front room and anyone going there for the first time after reading this thread is in for a shock!
Have had some great laughs there though but given its size it's very dependent on what others are in there that night. Normally a good fun atmosphere for the non-yuff crowd. Pretty much always bump into someone from Charlton you know down there.
A few years ago a very camp gay man took a shine to me in there by where we were standing. I'll have a laugh with anyone and we had some good banter over the next half hour. Couple of drinks later he was starting to get that bit too friendly for my liking. I didn't want to offend him or embarrass him in front of his crowd so discreetly whispered to him that although we were having a good laugh, just wanted to make clear I was happily married and wasn't on that team. He laughed, said 'don't worry honey, that's obvious' and patted my belly, insinuating I was too fat to be gay.
well I was outraged. Nearly chucked my pink diva daiquiri over his head.45 -
Hello honey!AFKABartram said:Have been ending up at the Millers on and off for the last 20 years. It's the size of someone's front room and anyone going there for the first time after reading this thread is in for a shock!
Have had some great laughs there though but given its size it's very dependent on what others are in there that night. Normally a good fun atmosphere for the non-yuff crowd. Pretty much always bump into someone from Charlton you know down there.
A few years ago a very camp gay man took a shine to me in there by where we were standing. I'll have a laugh with anyone and we had some good banter over the next half hour. Couple of drinks later he was starting to get that bit too friendly for my liking. I didn't want to offend him or embarrass him in front of his crowd so discreetly whispered to him that although we were having a good laugh, just wanted to make clear I was happily married and wasn't on that team. He laughed, said 'don't worry honey, that's obvious' and patted my belly, insinuating I was too fat to be gay.
well I was outraged. Nearly chucked my pink diva daiquiri over his head.1 -
Hahaha no come back for that. Well played.DaveMehmet said:
And that boys and girls is how Valley Gary discovered Charlton Life.AFKABartram said:Have been ending up at the Millers on and off for the last 20 years. It's the size of someone's front room and anyone going there for the first time after reading this thread is in for a shock!
Have had some great laughs there though but given its size it's very dependent on what others are in there that night. Normally a good fun atmosphere for the non-yuff crowd. Pretty much always bump into someone from Charlton you know down there.
A few years ago a very camp gay man took a shine to me in there by where we were standing. I'll have a laugh with anyone and we had some good banter over the next half hour. Couple of drinks later he was starting to get that bit too friendly for my liking. I didn't want to offend him or embarrass him in front of his crowd so discreetly whispered to him that although we were having a good laugh, just wanted to make clear I was happily married and wasn't on that team. He laughed, said 'don't worry honey, that's obvious' and patted my belly, insinuating I was too fat to be gay.
well I was outraged. Nearly chucked my pink diva daiquiri over his head.13 -
Sure it was Millers of Bexley where an old works oppo reckons he pulled a bird and she took him home on the back of her motorbike0
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So your mate had two bikes in one night, lucky man.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Sure it was Millers of Bexley where an old works oppo reckons he pulled a bird and she took him home on the back of her motorbike
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No, she took the Ruxley round a bout too quick on the way home and wrapped the bike round a lamp post, decapitating herself in the process. Mate just suffered a few grazes luckily and walked back to Millers of Bexley where he reckons he had passionate car park sex with a short bloke called DannyElfsborgAddick said:
So your mate had two bikes in one night, lucky man.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Sure it was Millers of Bexley where an old works oppo reckons he pulled a bird and she took him home on the back of her motorbike
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