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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418


    Inn On The Lake just off A2 near Gravesend use to be a nailed on certainty at their singles nights (if you ain't too fussy), no need to even book a room as most of the em are quite happy to ablige in the parcark.

    Genuinely ain't been meself but a couple of fat ugly norverners who use to drink in my boozer in Gravesend went and got their nuts in all the time

    Could you send me directions please. Asking for a friend........
    Just asked my friend and he told me to tell your friend that it's in Thong Lane, off the A2 just before Medway Bridge
    Tell your friend, that my friend said, his friend told him that Thong Lane turn off is now closed. Apparently he got told by a friend of a friend. ;)

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806

    ...I think it was on Thursday nights

    Not been yourself erm
    Honestly mate, I would say if I had, serviced some god awful units in me time as a couple on here would happily confirm, but never had the honour of one of the rotters out The Inn On The Lake
    Serviced, not heard that term in a while.

    Cracking off reading this thread actually.
    Is that what you meant?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    T.C.E said:


    Inn On The Lake just off A2 near Gravesend use to be a nailed on certainty at their singles nights (if you ain't too fussy), no need to even book a room as most of the em are quite happy to ablige in the parcark.

    Genuinely ain't been meself but a couple of fat ugly norverners who use to drink in my boozer in Gravesend went and got their nuts in all the time

    Could you send me directions please. Asking for a friend........
    Just asked my friend and he told me to tell your friend that it's in Thong Lane, off the A2 just before Medway Bridge
    Tell your friend, that my friend said, his friend told him that Thong Lane turn off is now closed. Apparently he got told by a friend of a friend. ;)

    My friend said, oh he'd better come off junction before and go Thong Lane through Riverview Park instead
  • T.C.E said:


    Inn On The Lake just off A2 near Gravesend use to be a nailed on certainty at their singles nights (if you ain't too fussy), no need to even book a room as most of the em are quite happy to ablige in the parcark.

    Genuinely ain't been meself but a couple of fat ugly norverners who use to drink in my boozer in Gravesend went and got their nuts in all the time

    Could you send me directions please. Asking for a friend........
    Just asked my friend and he told me to tell your friend that it's in Thong Lane, off the A2 just before Medway Bridge
    Tell your friend, that my friend said, his friend told him that Thong Lane turn off is now closed. Apparently he got told by a friend of a friend. ;)

    My friend said, oh he'd better come off junction before and go Thong Lane through Riverview Park instead
    Make sure you dont make a thong turning
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031

    T.C.E said:


    Inn On The Lake just off A2 near Gravesend use to be a nailed on certainty at their singles nights (if you ain't too fussy), no need to even book a room as most of the em are quite happy to ablige in the parcark.

    Genuinely ain't been meself but a couple of fat ugly norverners who use to drink in my boozer in Gravesend went and got their nuts in all the time

    Could you send me directions please. Asking for a friend........
    Just asked my friend and he told me to tell your friend that it's in Thong Lane, off the A2 just before Medway Bridge
    Tell your friend, that my friend said, his friend told him that Thong Lane turn off is now closed. Apparently he got told by a friend of a friend. ;)

    My friend said, oh he'd better come off junction before and go Thong Lane through Riverview Park instead
    Make sure you dont make a thong turning
    Australians call flip flops thongs!
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    edited August 2016
    Inn on the lake has theme nights, bit like Butlins so never any trouble. They got this on the 25th November.

    http://innonlake.co.uk/school-disco1/

    and fancy dress night: -

    http://innonlake.co.uk/school-disco-party-night/
  • Christ you would have to be desperate wouldn't you.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Christ you would have to be desperate wouldn't you.

    My friend said no
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877

    Christ you would have to be desperate wouldn't you.

    Isn't that what this thread is about?
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  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    edited August 2016
    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Good god that Inn on the Lake thing... I was just looking a the T&Cs, ahem, it says over 18 only. I don't suppose any 18-30 worth their salt would be seen dead there anyway??

    Do the blokes wear shorts?

    I'm just cringing at the thought of the whole thing. Has anyone been - or have their mates been?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
    I don't think I could go rocking with my cock out with a mate to be honest. One of my best mates is an animal, does more spitroasts than Harvester.. just a bit bizarre.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    LuckyReds said:

    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
    I don't think I could go rocking with my cock out with a mate to be honest. One of my best mates is an animal, does more spitroasts than Harvester.. just a bit bizarre.
    yeah not a chance, i do have a mate that went for a laugh and even he who is by his own reckoning a filthy man, and even he didnt like it which is saying a lot all the blokes walking round starkers and woman just in towels. but literally people at it everywhere.
  • LuckyReds said:

    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
    I don't think I could go rocking with my cock out with a mate to be honest. One of my best mates is an animal, does more spitroasts than Harvester.. just a bit bizarre.
    Is that the Falconwood Harvester ?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975

    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
    Cougar and Cubs night sounds like a right bit of me. Ask him when the next ones on.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Curb_It said:

    Good god that Inn on the Lake thing... I was just looking a the T&Cs, ahem, it says over 18 only. I don't suppose any 18-30 worth their salt would be seen dead there anyway??

    Do the blokes wear shorts?

    I'm just cringing at the thought of the whole thing. Has anyone been - or have their mates been?

    Remember when they all went from to Horse to the School Disco up Vauxhall or where ever. Brad etc even had the freckles on their faces ffs, I never spoke to em for a year....
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,425
    Anyone up for a Saturday meet in 'The Millers and then a coach down to the 'Inn on the lake?

  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,258
    robroy said:

    Anyone up for a Saturday meet in 'The Millers and then a coach down to the 'Inn on the lake?

    Only if we then spend Sunday at Eureka club...
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,258

    one of the blokes i work with does security here on weekends and was offering us free entry haha, he said some of the shenanigans you get down there arent fit for human eyes, he said in particular is the cougar and cubs night.
    Cougar and Cubs night sounds like a right bit of me. Ask him when the next ones on.
    This Friday, according to this
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  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,425
    Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    robroy said:

    Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage

    My mate said he'll be up for that an all
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031

    robroy said:

    Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage

    My mate said he'll be up for that an all
    Anything going on tonight, my wife is out of the country till tomorrow.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,848
    We can all laugh but I reckon that place will get a fair few punters from people reading this thread, that goes for most of the depraved sounding places on here!
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Huskaris said:

    We can all laugh but I reckon that place will get a fair few punters from people reading this thread, that goes for most of the depraved sounding places on here!

    Saturday at the millers will be like a Charlton life social
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,767
    Anyone know where a gentleman in his 80s might meet a lady in her 50s?

    Just trying to set the wife up with someone but don't want to set the bar too high.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Just read the title as Grab a Granny pubes.

    Mostly grey.
  • Curb_It said:

    Good god that Inn on the Lake thing... I was just looking a the T&Cs, ahem, it says over 18 only. I don't suppose any 18-30 worth their salt would be seen dead there anyway??

    Do the blokes wear shorts?

    I'm just cringing at the thought of the whole thing. Has anyone been - or have their mates been?

    Remember when they all went from to Horse to the School Disco up Vauxhall or where ever. Brad etc even had the freckles on their faces ffs, I never spoke to em for a year....
    May have just had his head too close to his brothers Arse.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    robroy said:

    Bloody hell. This Cougars and Cubs night sounds savage

    The Cubs will be practicing their three finger salute.
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Used to be a club in Hastings called Dennie's the dj used to finish off with Who let the Dogs out.Even Dowie could have pulled there