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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    I'm really not sure whether 'Enemy' is one of the best films I've ever seen or the worst. How bonkers is that?

    I just came on to post something similar. One of those films that you feel you should like - due to some sense of assumed intellect if you 'get it'.

    I didn't.

    Pile of shit. WTF was the ending all about?!?

  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,141
    Who is lolokay..when i went to see pulp fiction at the cinema with me ex, half the audience had left within 30 mins...i stayed just to see how bad it would get and try and get my moneys worth.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    I'm a huge fan of shoddily-made B-Movies so I have a long list of films that would make most people's 'worst ever' list. My current fave is Raiders of the Lost Shark (imagine Sharknado on about 1% of the budget).
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    Fall Of The Essex Boys - unbelievably piss poor acting
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    JessieAddick said:

    Silver Linings Playbook, Midnight in Paris, London Boulevard, Seven Psychopaths, Revolver, The Hours, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Filth, Now You See Me, and a lot more.....

    How dare you try and slip The Grand Budapest Hotel in there !
    kentaddick said:

    Chippycafc said:

    Pulp fiction absolute drivel and over hyped film ever.

    Widely regarded as one of the best films ever but lolokay

    Donnie Darko - overrated emo rubbish
    I was about 15 when it came out so I got all the overrated emo rubbish and really liked it, would probably hate it today.


    I love horror films, but the last half an hour of them are normally tosh - Insidious deserves special mention for the astral projection stuff, that was a special kind of bad.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Chippycafc said:

    Who is lolokay..when i went to see pulp fiction at the cinema with me ex, half the audience had left within 30 mins...i stayed just to see how bad it would get and try and get my moneys worth.

    behave
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    addick1965 said:

    The film they had on the coach up to Cheltenham..Sunshine over Leith or something like that on so loud it drowned out my Ipod.

    Awful

    Perhaps you should have walked the 500 miles...
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,987
    The Spice Girls movie (Spice World), hilariously bad.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    The Room is up there with Birdemic and so on. There's a movie coming out soon with James Franco about its production which should be fun.

    The Mad Max hate is astonishing. I didn't realise people could see it that way. It's batshit crazy, sure, but it's a hell of an action movie, and it has a brain.

    Also surprised by Vanilla Sky getting multiple shouts. Pulp Fiction? Blimey. A movie's hype doesn't have any bearing on its standalone qualities.

    Prometheus is a mess but it has some very good qualities that almost redeem it.
    SuedeAdidas said:

    Leroy Ambrose said:

    I'm really not sure whether 'Enemy' is one of the best films I've ever seen or the worst. How bonkers is that?

    I just came on to post something similar. One of those films that you feel you should like - due to some sense of assumed intellect if you 'get it'.

    I didn't.

    Pile of shit. WTF was the ending all about?!?

    If Enemy made you feel stupid, that's not surprising - most of us felt that way. Should it mean that Villeneuve shouldn't make abstract movies? Hell no. There are some really good explanations as to what Enemy was about, and it made me like it a lot when I got it. I understand there's a major issue with the storytelling if you require an explanation outside of the film, but I found it fascinating.

    And as for your question; the lead character accepted his fate as a family man and refused to succumb to his basic fear.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,572
    Mary Queen of Scots, which says more about me i suppose when it had Glenda Jackson and Vanessa Redgrave in it.
    We went on a sunday evening and I did not realise it was going to be over three hours long. When it finished we hotfooted it into the pub next door just as the last bell went. I guess that tipped the balance.
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  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,689
    Shine a light. the rolling stones.
    Fooled into thinking this was going to be a serious in depth interesting documentary by Martin Scorsese. (liked his bob Dylan one, no direction home) Instead I get a concert of Mick Jagger prancing around in front of an audience made up of hand picked model looking hipster rich kid Americans and celebrities, none of which seemed to know much rolling stones material. it was for bill Clintons charity though but as a film a load of shite.

  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    JiMMy 85 said:



    And as for your question; the lead character accepted his fate as a family man and refused to succumb to his basic fear.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    This thread seems to turned into 'films which are loved by almost everyone except me' looking at 90% of the replies. Or just films that aren't even the genre you would seem to enjoy anyway.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    I went off at a tangent earlier.

    The worst film that I have ever seen (30 mins of) is definitely Dude Where's My Car.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,847
    edited August 2016
    I recently had the misfortune of seing this piece of Jane Birkin/Serge Gainsbourg crap: Seven Deaths in the Cat's Eyes imdb.com/title/tt0068415/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_69.

    I always like a good B-Movie or movies that are so bad that they come good, but this really was exceptionally bad.

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Chris_from_Sidcup said:

    The Spice Girls movie (Spice World), hilariously bad.

    Whats worse is I went to the Cinema to watch it so could actually give you a "like" for your comment as it is truly bad
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    'Human Centipede 3' was bleeding atrocious.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Exiled_Addick said:

    'Human Centipede 3' was bleeding atrocious.

    As was 2, to be honest. And probably 1. Not sure why the hell I keep watching them.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

    I can't believe Showgirls is on that list, I loved that fillm. In hindsight, it was probably utter shit but I was a horny teenager at the time!!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Green street.

    What utter, utter shit.
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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

    I can't believe Showgirls is on that list, I loved that fillm. In hindsight, it was probably utter shit but I was a horny teenager at the time!!

    If you can yank your plank over it then it's a good film, regardless of how terrible the acting, direction, production and storyline are.

    Showgirls is up there with One Flew Over The Cuckoos Next, Casablanca and Citizen Kane as one of the greatest ever.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,312
    Casablanca is definitely the most overrated movie of all time
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,312
    Anyway, The Dark Knight Rises will take some beating. Nolan is just the biggest hack ever
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Dirty Dancing. Back to the future. ET.



    What?

    So shoot me.
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    50 shades of Grey.

    before you ask, I went under protest with my wife, as it was Valentines day. Sometimes, you've gotta take one for the team.

    Jack and Jill (Adam Sandler)
    Truely awfull movie. I switched it off about half way through and only ever regretted putting it on in the first place.

    Lethal Weapon
    Seriously, I'm expecting abuse for this but one of the most idiotic films I have ever seen. At one point on a crowded motorway, Mel Gibson holds a machine gun over his head and opens fire in a vain bid to shoot a guy running away. Disney films have more plot and are better grounded. Plus Mel Gibson is an arsehole.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    ken_shabby said:

    50 shades of Grey.

    before you ask, I went under protest with my wife, as it was Valentines day. Sometimes, you've gotta take a good whipping and some rough anal penetration in handcuffs for the team.

    Fixed for you.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    cafcdave123 said:

    Green street.

    What utter, utter shit.

    One of my worst as well.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    99% of all Adam Sandler films I have seen.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Leuth said:

    Anyway, The Dark Knight Rises will take some beating. Nolan is just the biggest hack ever

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,312
    Seriously. Made me question everything, and not in a good way.

    I'm not necessarily a blockbuster-hater, though - Max Max: Fury Road was fucking amazing, obv

    Seen some right shit down the years, will have a think. But TDKR was just such a load of incoherent noisy nothing (there's an open goal here if you can be bothered to swing your leg)

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