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Season Tickets (wahey, it's back)

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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,872
    cafcfan said:

    Mine was delivered by G4S and had to be signed for. The courier told me that they had to look after all my biometric details securely and that the new season card was so smart that the built-in sat nav app would give you directions home after the match. It would even get you back to somewhere obscure like Norfolk apparently. Another feature allows you to pre-load money on the card to pay for food in the stadium. Fries can be ordered in any quantity you like and paid for individually. My security code is arriving under separate cover. The system is called chip and pin.....

    No chance , they don't even have chip and pin at the ticket office yet!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,716
    buckshee said:

    cafcfan said:

    Mine was delivered by G4S and had to be signed for. The courier told me that they had to look after all my biometric details securely and that the new season card was so smart that the built-in sat nav app would give you directions home after the match. It would even get you back to somewhere obscure like Norfolk apparently. Another feature allows you to pre-load money on the card to pay for food in the stadium. Fries can be ordered in any quantity you like and paid for individually. My security code is arriving under separate cover. The system is called chip and pin.....

    No chance , they don't even have chip and pin at the ticket office yet!
    I heard they had 14 chip and pins now
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Mine was delivered by some guy I'd never heard of (though coincidentally I had noticed his wife had started to follow me on Twitter three months ago), Katrien called ahead though and said that she'd taken an hour out of her busy day to read 956 CVs and take 34 interviews before deciding that he was the best man for the job.

    I was dubious when I caught him on his haunches outside my front door, waving his hands around like a maniac but overall I was actually pretty happy with his delivery, it was on time and without issue.
  • Roland's ask if I can set up a camera system in my front garden, so the whole thing can be streamed back to Belgium for him to watch live.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,075
    I thought mine had arrived as heard some banging outside, turns out it was an advert to hire out my garden.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,075
    I thought mine had arrived as heard some banging outside, turns out it was an advert to hire out my garden.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    edited June 2015
    Church delivered mine, the dog had a go, Church kicked the dog, the dog rolled over because it thought it was getting tickled.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Pinocchio is delivering them all herself this year. She said she he as a spare half hour on Friday.

  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,979
    Callum Harriott has been promising to deliver mine for 4 years but just can't sort his feet out.

    @colin1961 is going to deliver it whilst @ElfsborgAddick watches his every move
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Nobody is delivering mine....

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,409
    Swisdom said:

    Callum Harriott has been promising to deliver mine for 4 years but just can't sort his feet out.

    @colin1961 is going to deliver it whilst @ElfsborgAddick watches his every move

    I can be the sat nav.

    Anyway, hopefully the season ticket farce of last season will not be repeated.

    Of course this does not affect me with not renewing.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,805
    edited July 2016

    Swisdom said:

    Callum Harriott has been promising to deliver mine for 4 years but just can't sort his feet out.

    @colin1961 is going to deliver it whilst @ElfsborgAddick watches his every move

    I can be the sat nav.

    Anyway, hopefully the season ticket farce of last season will not be repeated.

    Of course this does not affect me with not renewing.
    "We won't get one, we won't get one,

    We won't get one, we don't care.

    We are CARDERS, super CARDERS,

    Super CARDERS , feck the Meire !"

    ( To the tune of that cheeky Milwall ditty)


  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,456
    Kashi is delivering mine sometime in December when he's finally fit.
  • Kashi is delivering mine sometime in December 2017 when he's finally fit.

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,075
    Betdaq are delivering mine, and then whisking me off on holiday to the Caribbean, all courtesy of the new mug punter children who have started gambling in the last week.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,043
    Cristian Ceballos was going to deliver mine... Couldnt get round the corner though to post it though!!
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,065
    The stork is delivering mine!

    Because my season ticket is fucking imaginary.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,043
    Gotta go up to Birmingham University to get mine...
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    If they deliver one to me, i will use it the first home match, walk down to the front and throw it on the pitch, then walk out! even if it is Free!
  • Gotta go up to Birmingham University to get mine...

    Shut up speccy.

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  • C4FC4L1f3 said:

    If they deliver one to me, i will use it the first home match, walk down to the front and throw it on the pitch, then walk out! even if it is Free!

    No ifs or buts?

    The old ones are always the best :-)
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,729
    edited July 2016
    I understand that this season the club are going to come up with the revolutionary idea of using the postal system.

    Apparently a board meeting was held and after 3 days behind closed doors this was eventually agreed upon.

    In the meantime we missed out on 3 potential signings earmarked by Slade.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,043

    Gotta go up to Birmingham University to get mine...

    Shut up speccy.
    sssuuuuurrreeeeeee
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,753
    I have been told i need to go back up north to collect mine, just ordered my train ticket to Brighton...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,043
    edited July 2016
    I just hope the club send them all by 3rd Class post...

    Especially as 1st / 2nd dont seem to get anywhere this year whilst 3rd will get everywhere despite being mediocre
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    If they deliver one to me, i will use it the first home match, walk down to the front and throw it on the pitch, then walk out! even if it is Free!

    No ifs or buts?

    The old ones are always the best :-)
    Joe you are better than cheap lols - but i will give you one :wink:
  • Returned :-)