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  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    "It is what it is."

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    edited July 2016
    DaveMehmet said:

    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Need I say more?

    Didn't 2 in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush do the rounds back in the day ?
    askdavemehmetforfilth.co
  • Welly
    Welly Posts: 493
    If shit was pudding there would be no starvation.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    My glass of beer is half full, whereas you think it is half empty, that depends who is buying the next round?
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Welly said:

    If shit was pudding there would be no starvation.

    Put me right off dessert.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    "Could be worse"
  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,869
    "At the end of the day"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    "If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2016
    "I know how to do it, but show me again just be sure"
    Which means they have forgotten already.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    Missed by a mile (unless you're Frank Nouble)

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2016
    Couldn't hit a cows backside with a banjo.

    I'm sure you could.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Sheffield United will come good.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Reza played well.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Let's see how many of our 100 said it.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Macronate said:

    Missed by a mile (unless you're Frank Nouble)

    Or Nicky Bailey.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I'm just having a quick pint.
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,772
    By country we mean a sovereign state in it's own right !

    Richard Osman says it in every episode
  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,080
    "Here is my Pointless co-star, Richard Osman".
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,017
    He turned round and said.

    So I turned round and said.

    NO YOU DIDN'T !



    A Cheeky beer.

    NO IT ISN'T !
  • Onlyme
    Onlyme Posts: 384
    Has Katrien resigned yet?

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    iaitch said:

    Its a horse that's a gift from someone.

    Which you shouldn't look in the mouth of because it is a gift so you don't need to check it is healthy (by looking in its mouth) because it hasn't cost you anything.
  • Fortune 82nd Minute
    Fortune 82nd Minute Posts: 8,356
    It'll be all right in the morning.

    It probably won't be actually.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,212
    happyvalley said:

    Let's see how many of our 100 said it.

    Won the thread with this, very good.
  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    "can I get" In place of "can I have"
  • MartinCAFC
    MartinCAFC Posts: 3,224
    Useless stats rolled out such as "first win at Rotherham since 1963" which apart from the last two seasons is probably the last time we actually played there.

    When all the media outlets roll out the "ended xxxxx's 100% home record" making it sound dramatic as though we had won something like 18 consecutive home games when in reality it lasted 2 home games.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,456
    Oooo Charlton haven't won a Home Game for five matches now... Yes you bellends because our last four were away!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Oooo Charlton haven't won a Home Game for five matches now... Yes you bellends because our last four were away!!

    No, it's because we're shit.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    "Going forward" appended to almost any sentence, as in:

    We've got 46 games this season going forward.

    The plan is to deliver 10 staff training session this year going forward.

    I'm having a ham sandwich for lunch going forward.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    To be honest. Because the rest of the time I am lying to your face.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    colthe3rd said:

    I love you.

    Thanks mate, I'm not quite ready to say it back yet, but give me time.
    JaShea99 said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    You can't have your cake and eat it

    Exactly, why the hell wouldn't I eat my cake?

    It's my flipping cake, just try and stop me.
    Don't know if this is a joke, but that's not what it means. It means you can't eat your cake and then still have it there in front of you. Eg. You can't have it both ways.
    Ha ha ha I genuinely had never seen it explained.

    The saying has just become even more stupid. Why not settle for 'You can't have it both ways'

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