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Pointless sayings
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"It is what it is."
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Didn't 2 in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush do the rounds back in the day ?DaveMehmet said:A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Need I say more?
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If shit was pudding there would be no starvation.0
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My glass of beer is half full, whereas you think it is half empty, that depends who is buying the next round?0
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"Could be worse"0
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"At the end of the day"0
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"If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window"0
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"I know how to do it, but show me again just be sure"
Which means they have forgotten already.
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Missed by a mile (unless you're Frank Nouble)0
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Couldn't hit a cows backside with a banjo.
I'm sure you could.3 -
Sheffield United will come good.2
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Reza played well.0
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Let's see how many of our 100 said it.8
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Or Nicky Bailey.Macronate said:Missed by a mile (unless you're Frank Nouble)
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I'm just having a quick pint.0
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By country we mean a sovereign state in it's own right !
Richard Osman says it in every episode0 -
"Here is my Pointless co-star, Richard Osman".1
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He turned round and said.
So I turned round and said.
NO YOU DIDN'T !
A Cheeky beer.
NO IT ISN'T !0 -
Has Katrien resigned yet?1
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Which you shouldn't look in the mouth of because it is a gift so you don't need to check it is healthy (by looking in its mouth) because it hasn't cost you anything.iaitch said:Its a horse that's a gift from someone.
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It'll be all right in the morning.
It probably won't be actually.0 -
Won the thread with this, very good.happyvalley said:Let's see how many of our 100 said it.
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"can I get" In place of "can I have"0
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Useless stats rolled out such as "first win at Rotherham since 1963" which apart from the last two seasons is probably the last time we actually played there.
When all the media outlets roll out the "ended xxxxx's 100% home record" making it sound dramatic as though we had won something like 18 consecutive home games when in reality it lasted 2 home games.2 -
Oooo Charlton haven't won a Home Game for five matches now... Yes you bellends because our last four were away!!1
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No, it's because we're shit.ForeverAddickted said:Oooo Charlton haven't won a Home Game for five matches now... Yes you bellends because our last four were away!!
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"Going forward" appended to almost any sentence, as in:
We've got 46 games this season going forward.
The plan is to deliver 10 staff training session this year going forward.
I'm having a ham sandwich for lunch going forward.4 -
To be honest. Because the rest of the time I am lying to your face.1
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Thanks mate, I'm not quite ready to say it back yet, but give me time.colthe3rd said:I love you.
Ha ha ha I genuinely had never seen it explained.JaShea99 said:
Don't know if this is a joke, but that's not what it means. It means you can't eat your cake and then still have it there in front of you. Eg. You can't have it both ways.Dazzler21 said:
Exactly, why the hell wouldn't I eat my cake?thai malaysia addick said:You can't have your cake and eat it
It's my flipping cake, just try and stop me.
The saying has just become even more stupid. Why not settle for 'You can't have it both ways'0