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Pointless sayings

Dazzler21
Dazzler21 Posts: 51,562
edited July 2016 in Not Sports Related
List out all those that annoy or amuse you...

Some that really get to me are:

"It'll be the last place you look" (When discussing lost things) Oh really? No, you don't say?

or

"It's been a game of two halves" (When discussing football) Sherlock, every game has 2 halves (in normal time) unless the game is called off.

or

"You'll know when you get there" (When discussing directions to a place) Of course I'll know, you know why? Because I will be there.
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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The Doncaster game had a half of two halves.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,232
    edited July 2016
    Cheap at half the price.

    (Except when you know that cheap also meant goods or property. So it's really the medieval equivalent of "everything 50% off".)
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,510
    You can't have your cake and eat it
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,562
    thai malaysia addick said:

    You can't have your cake and eat it

    Exactly, why the hell wouldn't I eat my cake?

    It's my flipping cake, just try and stop me.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited July 2016
    Charlton nil, Milwall 1

    Pointless. Again
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Norway, null point
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 8,013
    "A stitch in time saves nine" - you wot mate?!

    "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water" - I don't own a baby, or a throwable bath. What are you talking about?!
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Cheer up, it might never happen.
    It's already happened, you pointless idiot.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    I slept like a baby.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    I hate "it is what it is". About as pointless as it gets. Its like saying something for the sake of saying something.

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  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,764
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Cheer up, it might never happen.
    It's already happened, you pointless idiot.

    Oh yes. This one boils my blood. (pointless phrase?)

    'There's no point crying over spilt milk'... well, it's not milk - it's my iPhone 6s, you utter cock. And I'm not crying... there's just, uh, something in my eye.

    To be honest, I spend half my life speaking in pointless phrases - I'm the annoying villain in this thread.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Beyond parody.
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,173
    You do the math.
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    "Have a word with yourself"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,737
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    I slept like a baby.

    So you cried half the night and shit yourself
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,218
    colthe3rd said:

    Beyond parody.

    If we're going for CL cliches, then "weird, oh, I mean unique" and "supporters, sorry I mean customers" are so bloody irritating. Like the poster is the first to come up with that pot of sarcastic comedy gold.

    Got no problem with a game of two halves though. We know what it means, right?

    Also, "last place you look" I thought was a joke. Unless they mean "last place they could possibly be" which is surely valid.


  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,735
    "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth (WTF is a 'gift' horse!!??!!)
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    DaveMehmet said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    I slept like a baby.

    So you cried half the night and shit yourself
    Exactly.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,587
    Slightly off. Putting your shoe in dogshit. "thats lucky that is". For who may i ask!
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,326
    Its a horse that's a gift from someone.

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,209
    DaveMehmet said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    I slept like a baby.

    So you cried half the night and shit yourself
    ....in a flying bathtub
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,945
    Money can't buy you happiness.

    Err, it would me.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,326
    When the commentator says this is going to be a long 30 minutes, no its not, its 30 minutes same as always.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,737
    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Need I say more?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,737
    Macronate said:

    Money can't buy you happiness.

    But it can buy you class a and brasses.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,209
    "last place you look" is as useless as "they let themselves down on the final ball", it's only us that can lose it before our final ball....
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    I love you.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,263
    "We will learn lessons from this"
    when another poor baby/child is murdered by mother, father,step father etc.

    "no knee jerk reaction"
    when a problem replicates itself again and again.

    "Life sentence"
    Insult to every decent person when after less than X years they are breathing natures air.

    "The streets of Britain will be safer when we bomb........."
    Iraq, Syria,Iran,Luton etc.
    A Pointless untruth from the lie Meister Blair.

    "War on terror"

    Pointless statement, because you can't beat an enemy that lives in the shadows and where one person with a bomb or Machine gun can reek havoc on a whole city or nation.
    Insult to cerebral human peace-loving folk.

    "Charlton can win the premiership in the Next ten years"

    WTF

    "soapboxsam will have a fling with Kelly brook"
    (more chance with Kelly Malone)

    WTF
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    DaveMehmet said:

    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Need I say more?

    Haha, I was going to post exactly the same but did not want to steal your thunder......
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,498
    Dazzler21 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    You can't have your cake and eat it

    Exactly, why the hell wouldn't I eat my cake?

    It's my flipping cake, just try and stop me.
    Don't know if this is a joke, but that's not what it means. It means you can't eat your cake and then still have it there in front of you. Eg. You can't have it both ways.

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