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Bauer to undergo surgery

RedPanda
RedPanda Posts: 5,013
in General Charlton
From Twitter: "A groin surgery is necessary and will be done tomorrow. Can't wait to see myself back on the pitch with the boys!"

Bollocks.
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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,885
    quite
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,116
    edited January 2016
    Trying to stay positive, think Vardy had a groin operation recently and was back within a week :) hopefully operation doesn't necessarily mean he's going to be out for months!
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,885
    it does at Charlton
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,788
    With our record of diagnosing injuries a player could go in to have his toe nails trimmed and end up out for 6 months with a torn frenum!
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,855
    As long as the treatment actually fixes the problem, ok. But there's been a hell of a lot of injuries that seem to be taking for ever to clear up.
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,116
    LargeAddick said:

    it does at Charlton

    Of course it does.
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    He obviously doesn't want to trigger his contract extension
  • FreeThinker
    FreeThinker Posts: 55
    RedPanda said:

    From Twitter: "A groin surgery is necessary and will be done tomorrow. Can't wait to see myself back on the pitch with the boys!"

    Back in 24 hours?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,711
    RedPanda said:

    From Twitter: "A groin surgery is necessary and will be done tomorrow. Can't wait to see myself back on the pitch with the boys!"

    Bollocks.

    One hopes not for his sake!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,670
    Last ten games then. At best.

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,759
    See you next season then Patrick
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    edited January 2016
    Clem_Snide said:

    With our record of diagnosing injuries a player could go in to have his toe nails trimmed and end up out for 6 months with a torn frenum!

    Just burst out laughing at work when I read this @Clem_Snide , very funny mate....I'm now getting weirder looks than normal....they already think I'm barking!!
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,603
    What do we do to our players to end up with so many injuries? Do they start the day with an obstacle course, with the caveat that they have to wear a blind fold and ear plugs?

    If so, they could at least remember to take them off for the match
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,979
    ForeverAddickted said:

    See you next season then Patrick

    RIP Patrick Bauer

    See you on the other side

  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,794
    ForeverAddickted said:

    See you next season then Patrick

    Not if we get relegated :(
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,312
    See you in the away end Patrick
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,336
    Hernia I assume. Training after 2 weeks but not playing for 4 I would have thought.
    Might be quicker as surgery maybe different class and he is super fit compared to us mortals.
    Fingers crossed and good luck with the op. We are all looking forward to seeing you back on the pitch.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    The chances of Charlton's current misadministration engaging the same medical and surgical professionals as Leicester have for Vardy are absolutely nil. By the standard of the total lack of care and attention paid to Igor & Kashi's (in truth relatively minor) injuries, Patrick will be lucky to be in the frame for pre-season training in July. Otherwise why would the belgian bastard have sanctioned another transfer fee and another fistful of wages each month?
    Good luck PB
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,040
    RedPanda said:

    From Twitter: "A groin surgery is necessary and will be done tomorrow. Can't wait to see myself back on the pitch with the boys!"

    Bollocks.

    I understand from a very reliable source that Patrick is having his 3rd leg extended so he can run faster. (thanks Colin)
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,185
    Bad news. We won't see him before March I reckon.

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  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,910
    Vetokele and Bauer, both with groin injuries... What's going on at that training ground???
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,373
    LoOkOuT said:

    Vetokele and Bauer, both with groin injuries... What's going on at that training ground???

    Extra 'training'.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,063
    Still no due date on his return.

    Great communication.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,000
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,759
    LoOkOuT said:

    Vetokele and Bauer, both with groin injuries... What's going on at that training ground???

    Either that or Igor wants to be worried at what his wife is up to when his back is turned ;)
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,308
    Do they play that game from South Park where they take turns kicking each other in the gonads?
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Phew, - I first read this as 'Bauer needs brain surgery'
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    PaddyP17 said:

    Still no due date on his return.

    Great communication.

    Shall we wait for the anaesthetic to wear off ?
  • SexyDave
    SexyDave Posts: 374
    ken_shabby said:

    Do they play that game from South Park where they take turns kicking each other in the gonads?

    Ro sham bo!
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,063
    PL54 said:

    PaddyP17 said:

    Still no due date on his return.

    Great communication.

    Shall we wait for the anaesthetic to wear off ?
    Well you know what I mean - medical advice would surely give a ballpark of "4-6 weeks" or something of that ilk, no?

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